Kid_Cortet Posted October 24, 2005 Share Posted October 24, 2005 Walks into an office and holds up a peice of paper, "Hey I want to work here. I already have an interveiw of Wolf O' Donnell." He then thinks to himself, "Not really, I just stole this from a therapist that him and I see." He looks around to see if anyone will take his paper. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rebel_gunman Posted October 24, 2005 Share Posted October 24, 2005 Ok. Number one: this is not the office your looking for. This is a Corellian military instalation. Number two: How the hay did you got in here?!! And, finally. number three: you won't live to interview anyone anymore. Except for Wolf, while he chews you like a toy. *points at entrance of office where Wolf is standing with a knife at hand* This is going to get messy. And ESF... Be carefull there: she's already got them all and disapeared from my screens. And so has her staff! I suggest you use tranquilizers instead. *In background Wolf gets ready to kill* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Victor Posted October 26, 2005 Share Posted October 26, 2005 hEHEHE, Fame and Fortune here I come. *Takes Picture of Krystal* Krystal: DIEEEEE!!!!! *Takes out my katana from its scabbard and blocks the slap, then I run away!* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EvolutionSFox Posted October 26, 2005 Share Posted October 26, 2005 *Creeps out* ... it's dark. The lights are out, crap, there must have been a war in here. I can't see a darn thing... *clicks on gun light* God, RG, where the heck is she? Or Fox? Or anyone? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rebel_gunman Posted October 30, 2005 Share Posted October 30, 2005 *Sees screen and sees Victor running away and Krystal stopping right behind ESF* OMG!!!! ESF, she's right behind you!!!! RUUUUUUN!!!! She's ready to kill!!! *In screen, Krystal's about to strike ESF with her staff* Man, she's really mad! I think it is because you invaded her privacy on her room! That means you are really paparazzi!!! You'll receive your diploma... if you survive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ludvig11 Posted November 16, 2005 Author Share Posted November 16, 2005 I haven't heard anything from them in a while. did they survive?? I hope so. Its better I go away, and looks if everthing is ok. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rebel_gunman Posted November 16, 2005 Share Posted November 16, 2005 I haven't heard anything from them in a while. did they survive?? I hope so. Its better I go away, and looks if everthing is ok. Beware of subject "K"!! She's still out there... somewhere... waiting for her next victim. *Mistery music in background* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EvolutionSFox Posted December 5, 2005 Share Posted December 5, 2005 *Sees screen and sees Victor running away and Krystal stopping right behind ESF* OMG!!!! ESF, she's right behind you!!!! RUUUUUUN!!!! She's ready to kill!!! *In screen, Krystal's about to strike ESF with her staff* Man, she's really mad! I think it is because you invaded her privacy on her room! That means you are really paparazzi!!! You'll receive your diploma... if you survive. *time freezes* In times like these, I wish I wasn't in the front line. *time unfreezes and I duck* What did I do- *dodges another swing* Haha, this is easier than it looks- *dodges and she falls over and grunts* ... I think she gave up RG, where is your coordinates. *runs too the hallway to find a huge corridor* Good god. *loads gun with pink paintballs and I start blasting at the door* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rebel_gunman Posted December 5, 2005 Share Posted December 5, 2005 My coordinates are in another planet! You'll have to run to the hangar and get a ship to escape!! But hurry!!! She's back!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EvolutionSFox Posted December 5, 2005 Share Posted December 5, 2005 *swoosh past his head* Dude, she's shooting them fire ball thingies at me! *starts shooting paintballs at her, she starts shielding herself with the teal shield* Dang, I hate how it has everything. *runs to hangar* ... *finds bodies everywhere* God, she must hate midnight visitors... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rebel_gunman Posted December 5, 2005 Share Posted December 5, 2005 Don't leave them! Try to take them to the hangar and wait! I'm on my way with a heavy loader shuttle to pick you up! DO NOT LEAVE THEM BEHIND!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EvolutionSFox Posted December 5, 2005 Share Posted December 5, 2005 DUDE. She got that big Demon Launcher thingie! That's not cool. *squirms around in the hangar while peering at Krystal* Hurry up, please. *a laser dot appears over my head* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rebel_gunman Posted December 5, 2005 Share Posted December 5, 2005 Just dodge the shots till she runs out of ammo. Then, just avoid her staff... and claws... and fangs!!! And don't forget the people and the camera!!! I'll be arriving soon. I'm about to enter hyperspace! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EvolutionSFox Posted December 5, 2005 Share Posted December 5, 2005 Dod- Dod- Dodge the Demon Launcher? HOW!? *Krystal grins and points DL* I shall dodge. *she shoots and I hide behind a ajacent arwing, it blows up* Ha! Two more shots to dodge! *she shoots them rapid fire* Oh god- Wait, barriers! *clicks on his barrier and both missiles hit at the same time and cancel out the barrier and eachother* ... now... about the fangs, you're joking right? Krystal: You aren't leaving here unscathed or unfanged- that or you give me that camara. Me: Can we go with option 3 and just drink some tea, top of the mornin- Krystal: Gah, I don't say that! I hate my critics! Me: I'm not a criti- *dodges staff firebolt* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rebel_gunman Posted December 5, 2005 Share Posted December 5, 2005 I'm on my way. Just don't loose that camera!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EvolutionSFox Posted December 5, 2005 Share Posted December 5, 2005 *Krystal swings the staff one more time and hits it on a landmaster and it breaks* Krystal: Oh no... Me: Well, good one Krystal. Now you've lost something really precious to you. Krystal: What? That was a newer version of a prototype, the real old one is locked up in Fox's room. Me: Well... why is it in Fox- hey, don't get me off subject! ...she should be easy too beat now, she has no weapons. Krystal: You think you can beat me? Me: Yeah. Krystal: Try it. *Krystal bends over and pokes her cheek* Me: You asked for it. *swings his fist and she ducks and takes the camara out of my pocket* Krystal: Got it. Me: Cheater... no matter, because I had two camaras just incase you would do that! Krystal: ... *breaks camara with her fingers* Me: Ohshi- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rebel_gunman Posted December 5, 2005 Share Posted December 5, 2005 *Heavy loader shutle enters hangar and lands. hatch opens and R_G comes out with a lightsaber* I'm here! Now get the bodies inside and that camera on the... *sees camera destroyed* That can't be good! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EvolutionSFox Posted December 5, 2005 Share Posted December 5, 2005 Don't worry, I have another! We can't go, we'll have to leave the bodies or she'll make US bodies too! Krystal: Light sabre, eh? I had that Anakin kid make me one before he was turned to the darkside! *pulls out a blue double-sided lightsabre* Me: Umm... RG... this is the part where we scream like little girls and get on the blasted ship and scram. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rebel_gunman Posted December 5, 2005 Share Posted December 5, 2005 No. This is where I fight her while you get the bodies onboard and ready the ship! *Activates second lightsaber* Now, Krys', it is time to finish this once and for all! *Krysta' attacks first and R_G dodges by jumping in the air, turning and using force push to push her off balance* Now, ESF!!! Get the people and run!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EvolutionSFox Posted December 5, 2005 Share Posted December 5, 2005 some of these bodies are pretty huge! *picks up body and throws in* *after 40 bodies have been put in ship I look at RG* RG, who's winnin'!? Hurry before she gets even more angry! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rebel_gunman Posted December 5, 2005 Share Posted December 5, 2005 Too late!! She's furious!!! I think is because I slashed her clothes off! *Looks back and ducks in time to avoid Krystal's slash* Now, get to the ship and lets get out of here!!! *Boards shuttle* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EvolutionSFox Posted December 8, 2005 Share Posted December 8, 2005 Whoa now, go back a bit with the- ... oh yeah, life at stake, should run. *runs to ship, gets in and closes door behind RG* We're safe. From the pain which is caused by a migrain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rebel_gunman Posted December 9, 2005 Share Posted December 9, 2005 Wow! Now. Start the ship and lets get out of here before she gets to her Arwing! And protect those pictures at all cost. If we make it out of this one alive, we'll be the best paparazzi that ever dared take pics of Krystal while she had her guard down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EvolutionSFox Posted December 11, 2005 Share Posted December 11, 2005 Yeah- just us. Call for backup from a dropship, we can meet them in space... and that bit about her getting in her arwing, she can't, I tried to hotwire it and... well... let's say I'm not good at it, and I totalled the arwing without even MOVING it. But I'm sure she'll find another way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rebel_gunman Posted December 11, 2005 Share Posted December 11, 2005 Cool! Now, lets go to the headquarters and print these pics for the Lylat's Magazine. We'll be getting big bucks for the pics! By the way... does she knows how to operate the big guns on the Great Fox??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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