Jaith Posted November 3, 2005 Share Posted November 3, 2005 Fox: Do a barrel roll! Peppy: That was MY line! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Krystal Posted November 3, 2005 Share Posted November 3, 2005 *Andross aprears and goes into space above Krazoa Palace* *Fox runs toward Arwing* *Tricky gets there first* Tricky: It's okay Fox, I've got this one. *Tricky expertly pilots the ship into orbit. Fox is baffled, then has an idea.* Fox: Hmmmmm. *Fox tackles Krystal* ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Fox: Hey ROB, open the Launch Bay Doors. ROB: I can't do that Fox. Fox: What? What do you mean? ROB: Something seems to have happened to the life support system, Fox. Fox: That's impossible! I was just on the COMM with Peppy. ROB: I'm not questioning your word, Fox, but that is just untrue. I'm not capable of being wrong. Fox: Look! Just open the doors. I'll use a portable life support if needed. ROB: I can tell from the tone of your voice, Dave, that you're upset. Why don't you take a stress pill and get some rest. Fox: Dave? *Great Fox explodes* ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Krystal: Come! I can see your future. Let me read your palm. Fox: Heh heh! Sure! *Krystal begins reading his palm. Fox is liking this.* Krystal: I see a great and true love in your immediate future. You will love one with a child's innocence and a fighter's heart. Your love will be intelligent, but unrefined. Fox: When will I meet this "love?" *Fox looks into Krystal's eyes, but Krystal is intently looking at Fox's palm.* Krystal: You will see your love's eyes in 5 seconds. *Slippy bursts in* Slippy: Hey Fox! Whatcha doin'? ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Fox (to Tricky): Let's Play! ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Krazoa Spirit #2: You must complete my test and I will be yours to return to Krazoa Palace. Fox: I can pass right through you, couldn't you just go there by yourself? Krazoa Spirit #2: Good point! *Krazoa Spirit leaves through the left wall* Fox: Well, that was kind of pointless. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Falco: Let's talk about feelings. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rheneas Posted November 6, 2005 Share Posted November 6, 2005 Krystal: To all my fanboys out there: Bite me. Fox: *licks a pole in the middle of Fichina* Uhh... Peppy: Boogers. Panther: Huh... We have an 11% chance of defating the Star Fox team, 37% chance of us getting killed, and 52% of us just doing nothing at all. ROB: 0101101011010010011101010101! And 0! Thats what you get. Falco: You can't spell slaughter without LAUGHTER! Andross: *cough cough* Note to self, *cough* Pink insulation is not cotton candy... *cough hack wheeze* Slippy: Be warned of the power of idiots in large groups! Pepper: When life gives ya lemons... sqiurt lemon juice in life's eye, of course! Wolf: I put the 'fun' in 'disfunctional! Falco: I tried sniffing coke once, but the ice cubes got stuck up my nose. Peppy: I'm the funny bunny. Fox: Eat my laser! EAT IT! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest shadnik Posted November 7, 2005 Share Posted November 7, 2005 fox: alright andross its time for you to, hey, where are your hands? andross: :looks around desperatley: ah for fu- i left them at home. fox: uh... ok... well no matters i can fight you tommorow. andross: no can do i got my business job. fox: sunday? andross:have to see my mother -_-' fox:how about monday then? andross: i gotta date with krystal. though i might be able to fit you in. fox:what was that? O.o andross: i can possibley fit you in? fox: :waves hand: nono before that. andross: ive got a date with kyrstal? fox: || :twitch: :charges up lasers: andross: uhhh... SLIPPY! I MEANT SLIPPY! fox: :flying away, peices of andross everywhere: -.- and thus, i move on. :fox's arwing crashes into the greatfox: slippy: SEE!! man am i good at this driving business! :turrets start-a-firing: falco: you suck and driving. slippy: what? no i cant drive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Four-eyed Vulpine Posted December 15, 2005 Share Posted December 15, 2005 Falco: *looks at Pigma* BACON!!! *Pigma runs like heck, which is less than 1 MPH for his species* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Fox Posted December 15, 2005 Share Posted December 15, 2005 *fox's arwing flies around wildly* Peppy: "What's the matter with you, Fox!. Have you been drinking or something!!??" *fox's radio randomly clicks on and off with things like "move your head, I can't see!", "Stop, this is not working....", and simply "Watch it!"* Peppy: "Fox, WTF is going on in there!?" *radio clicks "Krystal, sit still, PLEASE!!!!!!" Peppy: "........OMG......Never mind, Fox, Just don't crash, 'kay?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Eclipsed Phoenix Posted December 18, 2005 Share Posted December 18, 2005 more like Krystal_"Fox, Im a lesbien." Fox_"Well, Im gay so..." OR Krystal_"Fox, Im a Lesbien" Fox_"..." *shoots himself* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Fox Posted December 18, 2005 Share Posted December 18, 2005 (Rougeleader, Please please read all of the posts Before Posting, and I'll fix that avartar for you....) Pepper: you must asve us, Fox! Fox: can't, the gas prices are killing me..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Eclipsed Phoenix Posted December 18, 2005 Share Posted December 18, 2005 General Pepper "Corneria needs you Fox" Fox "payment first this time P-man. we both remember last time" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Four-eyed Vulpine Posted December 19, 2005 Share Posted December 19, 2005 Slippy: Watcha doin', Falco? Falco: *insert a ten minute speech with lots of really big words and complicated technical stuff here* Slippy: *drool*.................what? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EvolutionSFox Posted December 19, 2005 Share Posted December 19, 2005 Leon: Fancy Prance Unicorn! Wolf: I'm secretly not plotting against Nintendo with Microsoft. Panther: I don't like stalking and peek toming Krystal. Falco: Rap isn't my favorite music. Slippy: I stole this hat from Ash Ketchum. Peppy: My chest doesn't hurt and I can breathe- *falls over* Krystal: I take Steroids. Fox: I don't join Panther in his panty raids against Krystal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve Posted December 20, 2005 Share Posted December 20, 2005 knock...knock Fox:who is it? Krystal: is me fox. Fox:hey come in. Krystal:Fox...I....I whant to tell you something.. Fox:no problem, what is it. Krystal:emmm. is a secret that i have....since i met you. Fox:emm(did she will tell me that...) Krystal:i have been waiting for the right moment to say it...but is to Fox:o...(come on say it) Krystal:is...to hard to say it....I Fox:yes? (SAY IT) Krystal:I...I..fox. Fox:(say that you love me) Krystal:I...IM YOUR SISTER FOX Fox: I lov.....what (fainted) *Peppy,Slippy and Falco just apear from their hiding place Peppy,Slippy,Falco: HAPPY FOOLS DAY FOX Peppy:Krystal i told you that was a bad joke.... Krystal:Blame Falco, this idea was of him. Falco:emmm, hehehe...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest FireFox Posted December 26, 2005 Share Posted December 26, 2005 Fox: "Oh man! Krystal that was the best sex we ever had!" Wolf: "Hee, hee, This inst Krystal Sweetie." Fox: :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Kit Airheart Posted December 26, 2005 Share Posted December 26, 2005 Krystal: I'm sorry, Fox.. But i'm a lesbian.. Fox: ... *Jaw drops to the floor* *shudders* Fox: "Oh man! Krystal that was the best sex we ever had!" Wolf: "Hee, hee, This inst Krystal Sweetie." *dies* You people are sick, I tells ya! XP Slippy: *shoots down a bogie* Take THAT you f@$#in' Commies! Yeah, I'm bad at humor... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rebel_gunman Posted December 28, 2005 Share Posted December 28, 2005 *Leon to Slippy* Leon- "I've been waiting for this moment, my little green friend." If it sounds familiar, remember StarWars Ep. III, when The Emperor shocks Yoda. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orbital Fox Posted December 28, 2005 Share Posted December 28, 2005 Nice one rebel_gunman, I remember that one. Krystal: What? No I wasn't kissing Fox! He stole my gum! And it was the minty kind too... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest FireFox Posted December 28, 2005 Share Posted December 28, 2005 Fox: "Slippy are done fixing my Arwing?" Slippy: ".....A what?" Fox: "Are you smoking pot again?" Slippy: "...*inhales from a joint*..Maybe..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Fox Posted December 30, 2005 Share Posted December 30, 2005 *Fox utterly distroyes conerian army, single handedly* FOX:"That will be the LAST time you give her a parking ticket, I swear to God" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ONE_HELLCAT Posted December 31, 2005 Share Posted December 31, 2005 We have something like this over at the Nintendo Forums. http://forums.nintendo.com/nintendo/board/message?board.id=starfox&message.id=81855 Andross: I killed your father. Fox: My father's dead? Andross: Um...Uh...No. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve Posted December 31, 2005 Share Posted December 31, 2005 Fox: Slippy, get this guy off me!!! Slippy:You never change fox boy... Falco: Im scared.... guys... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rebel_gunman Posted January 2, 2006 Share Posted January 2, 2006 *Andross returns and beats the StarFox Team pretty bad* Andross- "Hahahahaha! At last, Starfox is no more! Muhahahahaha!" *Explosion interrupts Andross* Slippy- "Not if anything to say, I have!" *Fires bomb at Andross* Slippy- "Not an end your rule is! And not short enough it was!" Falco- "Why are you talking like that???" Slippy- "A new role model, I have found. With the Force I am from now on." Everyone- "@.@!?!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Eclipsed Phoenix Posted January 3, 2006 Share Posted January 3, 2006 Fox to Andross after he explodes *You were the chosen one...you were supposed to destroy the Sith, not join them! you were like a brother to me....i loved you... Peppy on radio "that was...touching......now lay off on the Star Wars movies and just kill the Bas!@rd" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest triforce45 Posted January 3, 2006 Share Posted January 3, 2006 Andross:Join me, and we will destroy the Lylat system! Fox:Whatever. Peppy:Stop doing barrel roles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Fox Posted January 4, 2006 Share Posted January 4, 2006 HERE IS ONE THAT WILL NEVER HAPPEN!!!!!! FOX: Krystal........I hate you....... (Krystal, if it dose, call me , I'll beat him up, and then.......) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest FireFox Posted January 7, 2006 Share Posted January 7, 2006 Peppy: *takes out a gun* "I'm gonna F*ck someone up if I dont get my carrot juice!" Krystal: "Peppy give me the gun." Peppy: "F*ck you bitch." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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