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*Andross aprears and goes into space above Krazoa Palace*

*Fox runs toward Arwing*

*Tricky gets there first*

Tricky: It's okay Fox, I've got this one.

*Tricky expertly pilots the ship into orbit. Fox is baffled, then has an idea.*

Fox: Hmmmmm.

*Fox tackles Krystal*

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Fox: Hey ROB, open the Launch Bay Doors.

ROB: I can't do that Fox.

Fox: What? What do you mean?

ROB: Something seems to have happened to the life support system, Fox.

Fox: That's impossible! I was just on the COMM with Peppy.

ROB: I'm not questioning your word, Fox, but that is just untrue. I'm not capable of being wrong.

Fox: Look! Just open the doors. I'll use a portable life support if needed.

ROB: I can tell from the tone of your voice, Dave, that you're upset. Why don't you take a stress pill and get some rest.

Fox: Dave?

*Great Fox explodes*

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Krystal: Come! I can see your future. Let me read your palm.

Fox: Heh heh! Sure!

*Krystal begins reading his palm. Fox is liking this.*

Krystal: I see a great and true love in your immediate future. You will love one with a child's innocence and a fighter's heart. Your love will be intelligent, but unrefined.

Fox: When will I meet this "love?"

*Fox looks into Krystal's eyes, but Krystal is intently looking at Fox's palm.*

Krystal: You will see your love's eyes in 5 seconds.

*Slippy bursts in*

Slippy: Hey Fox! Whatcha doin'?

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Fox (to Tricky): Let's Play!

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Krazoa Spirit #2: You must complete my test and I will be yours to return to Krazoa Palace.

Fox: I can pass right through you, couldn't you just go there by yourself?

Krazoa Spirit #2: Good point!

*Krazoa Spirit leaves through the left wall*

Fox: Well, that was kind of pointless.

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Falco: Let's talk about feelings.

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Krystal: To all my fanboys out there: Bite me.

Fox: *licks a pole in the middle of Fichina* Uhh...

Peppy: Boogers.

Panther: Huh... We have an 11% chance of defating the Star Fox team, 37% chance of us getting killed, and 52% of us just doing nothing at all.

ROB: 0101101011010010011101010101! And 0! Thats what you get.

Falco: You can't spell slaughter without LAUGHTER!

Andross: *cough cough* Note to self, *cough* Pink insulation is not cotton candy... *cough hack wheeze*

Slippy: Be warned of the power of idiots in large groups!

Pepper: When life gives ya lemons... sqiurt lemon juice in life's eye, of course!

Wolf: I put the 'fun' in 'disfunctional!

Falco: I tried sniffing coke once, but the ice cubes got stuck up my nose.

Peppy: I'm the funny bunny.

Fox: Eat my laser! EAT IT!

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fox: alright andross its time for you to, hey, where are your hands?

andross: :looks around desperatley: ah for fu- i left them at home.

fox: uh... ok... well no matters i can fight you tommorow.

andross: no can do i got my business job.

fox: sunday?

andross:have to see my mother -_-'

fox:how about monday then?

andross: i gotta date with krystal. though i might be able to fit you in.

fox:what was that? O.o

andross: i can possibley fit you in?

fox: :waves hand: nono before that.

andross: ive got a date with kyrstal?

fox: :lol:|| :twitch: :charges up lasers:

andross: uhhh... SLIPPY! I MEANT SLIPPY!

fox: :flying away, peices of andross everywhere: -.- and thus, i move on.

:fox's arwing crashes into the greatfox:

slippy: SEE!! man am i good at this driving business! :turrets start-a-firing:

falco: you suck and driving.

slippy: what? no i cant drive.

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Falco: *looks at Pigma* BACON!!!

*Pigma runs like heck, which is less than 1 MPH for his species*

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*fox's arwing flies around wildly*

Peppy: "What's the matter with you, Fox!. Have you been drinking or something!!??"

*fox's radio randomly clicks on and off with things like "move your head, I can't see!", "Stop, this is not working....", and simply "Watch it!"*

Peppy: "Fox, WTF is going on in there!?" :?:D:lol::lol::lol:

*radio clicks "Krystal, sit still, PLEASE!!!!!!"

Peppy: "........OMG......Never mind, Fox, Just don't crash, 'kay?"

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Guest Eclipsed Phoenix

more like

Krystal_"Fox, Im a lesbien."

Fox_"Well, Im gay so..."

OR

Krystal_"Fox, Im a Lesbien"

Fox_"..." *shoots himself*

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(Rougeleader, Please please read all of the posts Before Posting, and I'll fix that avartar for you....)

Pepper: you must asve us, Fox!

Fox: can't, the gas prices are killing me.....

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Slippy: Watcha doin', Falco?

Falco: *insert a ten minute speech with lots of really big words and complicated technical stuff here*

Slippy: *drool*.................what?

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Leon: Fancy Prance Unicorn!

Wolf: I'm secretly not plotting against Nintendo with Microsoft.

Panther: I don't like stalking and peek toming Krystal.

Falco: Rap isn't my favorite music.

Slippy: I stole this hat from Ash Ketchum.

Peppy: My chest doesn't hurt and I can breathe- *falls over*

Krystal: I take Steroids.

Fox: I don't join Panther in his panty raids against Krystal.

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knock...knock

Fox:who is it?

Krystal: is me fox.

Fox:hey come in.

Krystal:Fox...I....I whant to tell you something..

Fox:no problem, what is it.

Krystal:emmm. is a secret that i have....since i met you.

Fox:emm(did she will tell me that...)

Krystal:i have been waiting for the right moment to say it...but is

to :shock:

Fox:o...(come on say it)

Krystal:is...to hard to say it....I

Fox:yes? (SAY IT)

Krystal:I...I..fox.

Fox:(say that you love me)

Krystal:I...IM YOUR SISTER FOX

Fox: I lov.....what (fainted)

*Peppy,Slippy and Falco just apear from their hiding place

Peppy,Slippy,Falco: HAPPY FOOLS DAY FOX

Peppy:Krystal i told you that was a bad joke....

Krystal:Blame Falco, this idea was of him.

Falco:emmm, hehehe......

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Krystal: I'm sorry, Fox.. But i'm a lesbian..

Fox: ... *Jaw drops to the floor*

*shudders*

Fox: "Oh man! Krystal that was the best sex we ever had!"

Wolf: "Hee, hee, This inst Krystal Sweetie."

*dies*

You people are sick, I tells ya! XP

Slippy: *shoots down a bogie* Take THAT you f@$#in' Commies!

Yeah, I'm bad at humor...

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*Leon to Slippy*

Leon- "I've been waiting for this moment, my little green friend."

If it sounds familiar, remember StarWars Ep. III, when The Emperor shocks Yoda.

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Nice one rebel_gunman, I remember that one.

Krystal: What? No I wasn't kissing Fox! He stole my gum! And it was the minty kind too...

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Fox: "Slippy are done fixing my Arwing?"

Slippy: ".....A what?"

Fox: "Are you smoking pot again?"

Slippy: "...*inhales from a joint*..Maybe..."

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*Fox utterly distroyes conerian army, single handedly*

FOX:"That will be the LAST time you give her a parking ticket, I swear to God"

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We have something like this over at the Nintendo Forums. http://forums.nintendo.com/nintendo/board/message?board.id=starfox&message.id=81855

Andross: I killed your father.

Fox: My father's dead?

Andross: Um...Uh...No.

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*Andross returns and beats the StarFox Team pretty bad*

Andross- "Hahahahaha! At last, Starfox is no more! Muhahahahaha!"

*Explosion interrupts Andross*

Slippy- "Not if anything to say, I have!"

*Fires bomb at Andross*

Slippy- "Not an end your rule is! And not short enough it was!"

Falco- "Why are you talking like that???"

Slippy- "A new role model, I have found. With the Force I am from now on."

Everyone- "@.@!?!"

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Guest Eclipsed Phoenix

Fox to Andross after he explodes *You were the chosen one...you were supposed to destroy the Sith, not join them! you were like a brother to me....i loved you...

Peppy on radio "that was...touching......now lay off on the Star Wars movies and just kill the Bas!@rd"

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HERE IS ONE THAT WILL NEVER HAPPEN!!!!!!

FOX: Krystal........I hate you.......

(Krystal, if it dose, call me :shock::D:D:D:D:D , I'll beat him up, and then.......)

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Peppy: *takes out a gun* "I'm gonna F*ck someone up if I dont get my carrot juice!"

Krystal: "Peppy give me the gun."

Peppy: "F*ck you bitch."

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