Mr. Krystal Posted January 7, 2006 Share Posted January 7, 2006 Krystal: Actually no, you keep my Staff. Fox: I'm scared of heights... and flying! Man, I'm scared of flying! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest crazy wombat Posted January 10, 2006 Share Posted January 10, 2006 dude.......that...was..so.......WRONG!!!!!!! _____________________________________________________ Slippy and Fox are on a secret assassination mission to kill andrew oikanny _____________________________________________________ Slippy: Look fox! a TRAIN!!! I LIKE TRAINS!!! Fox:SHut up and throw a knife at oikanny. *Slippy throws knife but in back swing stabs fox in the arm* Fox: Try again. *Slippy tries again but throws it at a wall. knife bounces around a bit and hits fox in the other shoulder* Fox:Again *Slippy tries 3 more times but keeps stabbing fox* Fox:(in a loud voice that oikanny hears and thus walks toward them) DAMMIT SLIPPY THROW THE KNIFE AT OIKANNY!!!! *Slippy picks up cage of snakes and tries to dump it on oikanny but dumps it on fox instead* Fox: Slippy..... come here....SLIPPY YOU MOTHER F@!#$NG MORON!!! YOUR NEVER GOING ANYWHERE WITH ME! NOW TAKE THE KNIFE OUT OF ME!!! *slippy takes it out* Fox: OWWW PUT IT BACK IN IT HURTS!!!JUST JOKING! *Slippy puts it back in* fox: RETARD!!! Oikanny: Ummm.....WANT SOME CHEESE?!?!?!?!?!? OMG Im not the only one who saw kung fu hustle!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Krystal Posted January 10, 2006 Share Posted January 10, 2006 Slippy: I LOVE GUNS AND VIOLENCE!!! ROB: Windows has commited a critical error and will reboot in 90 seconds. *Life support flickers off.* Andross: Does this hat make me look fat? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Fox Posted January 10, 2006 Share Posted January 10, 2006 Fox: "nintendo sucks, I'm buying an Xbox " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest crazy wombat Posted January 11, 2006 Share Posted January 11, 2006 Fox and slippy spying on enemy: Fox: Ohhhh, a big drop, wait no, slippy.... slippy falls down Fox: nooo! Fox gets to the bottom of the pit and sees slippy still alive. Fox: Slippy, howd you survive a 200 foot fall???!? Slippy: would you believe that there was a giant truck of marshmallows at the bottom? Fox: no. Slippy: well there wasn't Fox: what is your mission? Slippy: To rescue princess zelda, protect John Conner and kill Osama bin Laden! Fox: Close enough Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Fox Posted January 11, 2006 Share Posted January 11, 2006 Slippy: I LOVE GUNS AND VIOLENCE!!! ROB: Windows has commited a critical error and will reboot in 90 seconds. *Life support flickers off.* Andross: Does this hat make me look fat? Rob.......get out of my computer......... Peppy: "lylat dependson you, Fox!" Fox:"Not right now, it dosen't........I just got the spice channel!.......KRYSTAL, is the popcorn ready!?" Peppy: "sheesh.......oh well, maybe tomarrow......." Fox:"Maybe not! " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest crazy wombat Posted January 13, 2006 Share Posted January 13, 2006 starfox reporter on channel 3d3ax5: Pigma has been missing for some time, he was last seen around wolf's new butcher shop... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Blah Guyson Posted January 17, 2006 Share Posted January 17, 2006 Meanwhile in Fox's Arwing and the radio is on both ways the whole time in a lost corner of the Lylat System Fox to Krystal: Lets Play Krystal: OK Peppy: Uh Fox, you are trying to fly through an asteroid field Fox: Peppy, Shut the f&*^% up Falco: Go Fox Go Slippy: don't do it with her, do it with me Peppy and falco: Slippy shut the f$%$@# up slippy *vomits all over Slippy* Slippy: dont throw up on me I hear moaning on the radio Falco, Peppy: *screams so ungodly loud simultaneously* SHUT THE F#$&^ UP SLIPPY Tricky to Falco: lets play Falco to Fox: can I rip tricky to peices and kill him please Fox: leave me alone, Im busy Wolf: Doing what? Fox and Krystal: What do you think Falco: *screams so loud the windows shatter* shut the f%^$& up tricky Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Guy Blahson Posted January 17, 2006 Share Posted January 17, 2006 fox: hey tricky, lets play tricky: no fox: where are we going tricky: SHUT UP fox: i'm hungry tricky: DIE *steals staff and beats fox to death* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Krystal Posted January 17, 2006 Share Posted January 17, 2006 Okay guys. Just try to keep it clean. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Blah Guyson Posted January 17, 2006 Share Posted January 17, 2006 Fox: lets play Tricky: no Fox: Duh da Duh Tricky: stop singing Fox: Moan Moan Moan *because he can't get across a lava pit* Tricky: If I help you, will you shut up Fox: MMMM Tasty Tricky: so Fox: *laughs Trickys annoying laugh* Tricky: stop that, its annoying Fox: Look at this Tricky: am I really that annoying? am I that much of a pain in the a$$? Fox: Yes you are!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Krystal Posted January 17, 2006 Share Posted January 17, 2006 *Peppy kneels at Fox's grave, sobbing.* Peppy: Why Fox?! Why didn't you do a barrel roll when I told you to?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArwingMaster Posted January 18, 2006 Share Posted January 18, 2006 While flying a mission: Fox: Alright everyone clear on the objective? Falco: I think so Slippy: Peppy! Boggys on your tail do a barrell roll Peppy: What's a barrell roll? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest triforce45 Posted January 19, 2006 Share Posted January 19, 2006 Slippy: OMG I actually killed andross by mistake. Fox: You don't deserve such an honor. Slppy: I'm better than all of you hahahahahahaha. All: 0_0 Peppy: I would kill slippy, but first I gotta take by back pills. Falco: You all are the worst people to ever fly in space! Starwolf comes Wolf: Oh no starfox will beat us again in this game too WWWWWWWHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!. Leon: this happens in every game storyline such a mess the british don't act so wrong like this. Pigma: my reward yay. All on starfox, and starwolf: SHUT UP PIGMA!!!!!!!!!!!!! Andrew: Why does shigeru miyamoto always do this to us. :cry: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Guy Blahson Posted January 20, 2006 Share Posted January 20, 2006 falco: *shot at by fox* hey, im on your side einstein. peppy: why didnt you do a barrel roll. falco: WHAT IS A BARREL ROLL ANYWAY??!?!. peppy: press Z twice to do a barrel roll. fox: use the brakes! tricky: hey fox, i made Krystal break up with you, she likes me now. slippy: were a threesome. fox: !@#$%^&*&^%$#$%^&^%&$*%#$^&*%$#. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest triforce45 Posted January 25, 2006 Share Posted January 25, 2006 continue from my last post. After Andrew shuts up a strange new warrior comes ???: saiyaaaaaaa Fox:WTF!? Wolf: I know i've heard that voice ???: zdrhgiugheuih Falco: Link!? Link: hhuuuuuuaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh Wolf: Ah yes the guy who can't talk only makes battle sounds. Peppy: How does he know how to fly a spaceship? Leon: I guess we'll never know Link: UHHHH the internet ALL: WHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Link: What ALL: How did you talk? LInk: UHH School Peppy: My back pills are kicking in. THE END or not no really it's the end Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Eclipsed Phoenix Posted January 25, 2006 Share Posted January 25, 2006 continue from my last post. After Andrew shuts up a strange new warrior comes ???: saiyaaaaaaa Fox:WTF!? Wolf: I know i've heard that voice ???: zdrhgiugheuih Falco: Link!? Link: hhuuuuuuaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh Wolf: Ah yes the guy who can't talk only makes battle sounds. Peppy: How does he know how to fly a spaceship? Leon: I guess we'll never know Link: UHHHH the internet ALL: WHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Link: What ALL: How did you talk? LInk: UHH School Peppy: My back pills are kicking in. THE END or not no really it's the end i think i died laughing at this one...(im a ghost cant you tell?) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArwingMaster Posted January 26, 2006 Share Posted January 26, 2006 Slippy: ahh there's an enemy on my tail! Fox: I'll help you! *ships shoots fox and the arwing catches on fire* Fox: AHHHHHHHH Peppy: You're becoming more like your father. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve Posted January 26, 2006 Share Posted January 26, 2006 Slippy: I installed a new program to Rob64, this will be usefull for comunications.... Fox: really?, I hope so.... Rob64: "You got mail" Fox:......ok..... Slippy:....hey, dont blame me , this is original!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Grimloq Posted January 29, 2006 Share Posted January 29, 2006 Oi... I can have some pretty terrible ones at times... ~~~ Fox: *Steps through doorway to Falco's quarters, frowning at a datapadd* Falco, I need a second opinion on this combat re F... F-Falco? *Stares* Falco: *Displays a deer-in-headlights look as his head whips up from the red-and-white KFC bucket...* ~~~ Peppy: Prepare for launch! Fox: All systems green, lets do it team! Peppy: Launching all ships! All four Arwings: *Begin to shoot towards the exit of the bay...* All four Arwings' computers: *BEEP* We're sorry, CockpitAirseal.EXE has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down. An error log has been generated. To send this report to Microsoft Customer Support, click 'Ok'. To see what information this report contains, click 'Details...'. Falco, Slippy, Krystal and Fox: ...;; ~~~ A short panning shot of the bridge of the Great Fox shows a glimpse of a pair of purple fuzzy dice hanging in front of the main view window. ~~~ In a hangar scene, it's visible in the background that Slippy is painting flames on the nose of his Arwing and a skull-and-crossbones along the belly. ~~~ Fox: ...ROB, hold still a moment... ROB: *Complies* Fox: *Squints at warning label on ROB's leg indicating to keep out of reach of small children while Krystal examines the one on his wrist confirming he was made in Taiwan* ~~~ All I have for now, count your blessings. I haven't even /played/ the games... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Krystal Posted January 29, 2006 Share Posted January 29, 2006 All I have for now' date=' count your blessings. I haven't even /played/ the games...[/quote'] Does not compute! Please reformate brain by loading quality Star Fox software immediately! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Grimloq Posted January 30, 2006 Share Posted January 30, 2006 Unable to comply, software compatibility is insufficient and hardware requires more power! Unless user specifies some sort of PC-version demo...? Hah, I wish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest saturn Posted February 2, 2006 Share Posted February 2, 2006 Star Fox Assault-Bloopers Scene 1-Fortuna: Intro 2 "Here I go!!!" Jumps into the Arwing and misses, hitting his head on the side of the plane and falls to his back. "OWWWWWWWWW!!!" Falco comes into the picture. "I think you made a dent on the arwing Slip." "SHUT UP!!!" Scene 2-Fortuna: Intro 2 Jumps into the Arwing and lands head first wiggling his feet. "Good one Silp, We're all done, You can get out now..." Mumbles "I CAN'T!!!!! SHUT UP!!!!" "HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!" Scene 3-Fortuna: Intro 2...again... Jumps in the arwing and starts Arwing. "Ready to...wait...I'm out of gas....PEPPY!!!! D*** IT!!! " Scene 4-Fortuna: Briefing "Well, Fox, looks like we're not to late." "Yup! Of course General!" "It's just so crazy! I can't believe Andross had so many darn troops left behind." "They're almost all common scum in it for the money." "They're quite dedicated for a bunch of hired dorks...." "Um...you mean Guns....Krystal?" "Oh....right....." Scene 5-Fortuna Battle 1 "All ships! Avoid the armada's fire! Aim for Oikonny's flagship!" "Here we go!" "Hey, Slippy! Don't get cocky!" "I think your the cocky one Krystal.." "WHAT THE?!?!?!" "Didn't Peppy say that last time to him?!" "He OVIOUSLY doesn't listen..." "FALCO!!!! Listen to me you Je....." "GUYS!!!! THE SCRIPT!!! !@$#$#%#@$ FOLLOW THE SCRIPT!!!! And leave me ALONE!!!!!" "AND ME!!!" "HAHAHAHAHA!!!!" "Oops..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Krystal Posted February 2, 2006 Share Posted February 2, 2006 Script reading errors! Awesome. Do more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest saturn Posted February 3, 2006 Share Posted February 3, 2006 Star Fox Assault-Bloopers 2 Just so everyone knows- Fox Slippy Falco Peppy Krystal General Pepper Rob Oikonny Scene 5-Fortuna: Briefing "Well, Fox, looks like we're not to late." "Yup! Of course General!" "It's just so crazy! I can't believe Andross had so many darn troops left behind." "They're almost all common scum in it for the money." "They're quite dedicated for a bunch of hired guns...." The leader of this rebellion is none other than Oikonny. OK, I see now. So we're here because...? We're here because we got to put this creep on ice!.....And the money of course Fox, remember? Well of course the money but really.... there is four of us and they have a whole army to attack Oikonny and they STILL need our help? *cough, cough* Hey, they are paying us to do what they can't, It's always been like that! Are you getting soft on me Fox? No, No, I'm just saying... *cough, cough* Actually, I think... Krystal...STOP! He's a BIG BOY. Come on Fox! What is with you!!!! Guys...This isn't.. !^#%@$%@ FOX!!!! Falco! I'm just making a point? And besides it's in the stupid... I don't care about that!!! Don't turn !%!#$!@# softy on me!!! Falco! Don't hurt him!.....*gets tapped on the shoulder and turns to see Slippy* Slippy? Krystal, Did you know the Cornerian Army... *COUGH, COUGH* They all look at General Pepper Yes, you must take him down......I'm counting on you! Now get prepared and go!.....NOW! Lets go, team! Now he wants to go fight them...*rolls eyes* FALCO $#!@$# STOP!! HAHAHAHA....CUT!!!!!!!!! Scene 6-Fortuna: Battle Owowowouch! This happens because you're reckless. Be more careful! Aww! You guys are rookies...and Slip, you had how many years to improve?? "Hey!!! I am a good pilot..OOWOWOWOWOWOWOCH!!! STOP IT!!!.....Krystal? HAHAHA!! I don't mind it at all Falco! Slippy makes me look good when I am flying... Oh brother.... STOP!! STOP!! FOX HELP ME!!!! OWOWOWOWOW!!! Krystal!! STOP HITTING MY SHIP!!! HAHAHA! But it's so much fun! Hey, I can't blame the gal. FFFFFFFOOOXXXXXXXXX!!!!!!!!! Scene 7-Fortuna: Planet Surface Intro Keep moving, follow him into the atmosphere! Adjust G-Diffuser system output... let's go! Oikonny may have fled, but he may be lying in wait for us. I want all of you to proceed with caution. Worrying a bit much, aren't you, Gramps? No, just taking caution...you never know Falco... Sorry Gramps, you ARE getting old... Yes..as you are getting cockier... Hey, come now Gramps... HEY!!! WATCH IT FALCO!!!! Don't dent my Arwing!! @$^@%@^@%^%(*)^^@$#%@ HAHAHA...Revenge is sweet... Scene 8-Battle, Part 2 Where did that crazed chimp, Oikonny, go?!? Oink, Oink! Slippy! This isn't the time...*giggles* ROB! Find that black hearted @#%@#$% ape's location! Affirmative Fox! These guys are all over me! Get rid of 'em! I can't beleive I have to let them do this to me....YOU &)*#^$&@( )#&)$*& writers!!! Use your boost to catch up....or just leave him...he can handle it... Great... I guess I owe you one...NOT!!! Don't count on it FOX!!! And you GRAMPS....!!! Enemy base located directly ahead. Oikonny is there as well. All right! This time we take that Oink down! Oink, Oink! HAHAHAHA!! I got you into it too Fox!! Gahhhh!! Thanks Slip... Fox! Use this! That makes us even!...Take it before I do...it's bad enough I HAVE to give it to you... This must be it....or was it left? Huh? Look out! The enemy's waiting for us! NO... REALLY?! Whoa! Get off me! You..You...Oink... HAHAHAHA-OWOWOOWWOOW!! STOP IT!! THIS ISN'T.... Fox...PLEASE help him so we can move on... Honestly, We should get gramps out of retirement and put him back in. He doesn't need his back to fly... HEY YOU!!!!! OWOWOWOWOW!! GET OFF YOU!!! I heard that Falco! HAHAHA! But really, help Slippy Already... Whew... Thanks, Fox! *whispers* and the rest of you can... Here we go! There he is! It's O-o-oink? Oink! Oink! HAHAHAHA! STOP...t's old now Slippy... You've got nowhere to run to, Oink! HAHAHA!! Bleh! Persistent little pests, aren't you? AND STOP WITH THE #@$%@#$%# OINKING!! *A lazor out of the scene is shot at Slippy's Arwing* Thank you minion! CUT!!!!!! Scene 9-Same as above... Where did that @#$%^%$&% chimp, @#$%^%$&% Oikonny, go?!? ROB! Find that black hearted @#$%^%$&% ape's location @#$%^%$&%! Affirmative Fox! These guys are @#$%^%$&% all over me! Get rid of 'em! @#$%^%$&%!!!!!! Use your @#$%^%$&% boost to catch up. Great... I guess I @#$%^%$&% owe you one... Enemy base located directly ahead. Oikonny is there as well. @#$%^%$&% All right! This time we take that @#$%^%$&% ape down! Fox! Use this @#$%^%$&%! That makes us @#$%^%$&% even! This must be @#$%^%$&% it. Huh? Look out! The enemy's waiting for us! Whoa! Get off me @#$%^%$&%@#$%^%$&% @#$%^%$&% @#$%^%$&% @#$%^%$&% @#$%^%$&% @#$%^%$&%! Here we go! There he is! It's Oikonny! You've got @#$%^%$&% nowhere to run to, @#$%^%$&% Oikonny! Bleh! Persistent little @#$%^%$&% pests, aren't you @#$%^%$&%? That was Great!!! Told you it would be fun! That was crazy, now we're going to get it... Yeah, it would have been better if KRYSTAL took part....*glares at her* I only know "damn..." guys...sorry... HAHAHAHAHAHA That did that some stress of now let's get this RIGHT... Everyone sighs/growns. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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