Guest FireFox Posted February 6, 2006 Share Posted February 6, 2006 Falco: "Hey Krystal how about u and me get in the sack and make a fire of love which i will enstingush with my Gorilla juice." Krystal: "Ur sick!" *kicks Falco in the balls* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EvolutionSFox Posted February 6, 2006 Share Posted February 6, 2006 Star Fox Assault-Bloopers 2 Just so everyone knows- Fox Slippy Falco Peppy Krystal General Pepper Rob Oikonny Scene 5-Fortuna: Briefing "Well, Fox, looks like we're not to late." "Yup! Of course General!" "It's just so crazy! I can't believe Andross had so many darn troops left behind." "They're almost all common scum in it for the money." "They're quite dedicated for a bunch of hired guns...." The leader of this rebellion is none other than Oikonny. OK, I see now. So we're here because...? We're here because we got to put this creep on ice!.....And the money of course Fox, remember? Well of course the money but really.... there is four of us and they have a whole army to attack Oikonny and they STILL need our help? *cough, cough* Hey, they are paying us to do what they can't, It's always been like that! Are you getting soft on me Fox? No, No, I'm just saying... *cough, cough* Actually, I think... Krystal...STOP! He's a BIG BOY. Come on Fox! What is with you!!!! Guys...This isn't.. !^#%@$%@ FOX!!!! Falco! I'm just making a point? And besides it's in the stupid... I don't care about that!!! Don't turn !%!#$!@# softy on me!!! Falco! Don't hurt him!.....*gets tapped on the shoulder and turns to see Slippy* Slippy? Krystal, Did you know the Cornerian Army... *COUGH, COUGH* They all look at General Pepper Yes, you must take him down......I'm counting on you! Now get prepared and go!.....NOW! Lets go, team! Now he wants to go fight them...*rolls eyes* FALCO $#!@$# STOP!! HAHAHAHA....CUT!!!!!!!!! Scene 6-Fortuna: Battle Owowowouch! This happens because you're reckless. Be more careful! Aww! You guys are rookies...and Slip, you had how many years to improve?? "Hey!!! I am a good pilot..OOWOWOWOWOWOWOCH!!! STOP IT!!!.....Krystal? HAHAHA!! I don't mind it at all Falco! Slippy makes me look good when I am flying... Oh brother.... STOP!! STOP!! FOX HELP ME!!!! OWOWOWOWOW!!! Krystal!! STOP HITTING MY SHIP!!! HAHAHA! But it's so much fun! Hey, I can't blame the gal. FFFFFFFOOOXXXXXXXXX!!!!!!!!! Scene 7-Fortuna: Planet Surface Intro Keep moving, follow him into the atmosphere! Adjust G-Diffuser system output... let's go! Oikonny may have fled, but he may be lying in wait for us. I want all of you to proceed with caution. Worrying a bit much, aren't you, Gramps? No, just taking caution...you never know Falco... Sorry Gramps, you ARE getting old... Yes..as you are getting cockier... Hey, come now Gramps... HEY!!! WATCH IT FALCO!!!! Don't dent my Arwing!! @$^@%@^@%^%(*)^^@$#%@ HAHAHA...Revenge is sweet... Scene 8-Battle, Part 2 Where did that crazed chimp, Oikonny, go?!? Oink, Oink! Slippy! This isn't the time...*giggles* ROB! Find that black hearted @#%@#$% ape's location! Affirmative Fox! These guys are all over me! Get rid of 'em! I can't beleive I have to let them do this to me....YOU &)*#^$&@( )#&)$*& writers!!! Use your boost to catch up....or just leave him...he can handle it... Great... I guess I owe you one...NOT!!! Don't count on it FOX!!! And you GRAMPS....!!! Enemy base located directly ahead. Oikonny is there as well. All right! This time we take that Oink down! Oink, Oink! HAHAHAHA!! I got you into it too Fox!! Gahhhh!! Thanks Slip... Fox! Use this! That makes us even!...Take it before I do...it's bad enough I HAVE to give it to you... This must be it....or was it left? Huh? Look out! The enemy's waiting for us! NO... REALLY?! Whoa! Get off me! You..You...Oink... HAHAHAHA-OWOWOOWWOOW!! STOP IT!! THIS ISN'T.... Fox...PLEASE help him so we can move on... Honestly, We should get gramps out of retirement and put him back in. He doesn't need his back to fly... HEY YOU!!!!! OWOWOWOWOW!! GET OFF YOU!!! I heard that Falco! HAHAHA! But really, help Slippy Already... Whew... Thanks, Fox! *whispers* and the rest of you can... Here we go! There he is! It's O-o-oink? Oink! Oink! HAHAHAHA! STOP...t's old now Slippy... You've got nowhere to run to, Oink! HAHAHA!! Bleh! Persistent little pests, aren't you? AND STOP WITH THE #@$%@#$%# OINKING!! *A lazor out of the scene is shot at Slippy's Arwing* Thank you minion! CUT!!!!!! Scene 9-Same as above... Where did that @#$%^%$&% chimp, @#$%^%$&% Oikonny, go?!? ROB! Find that black hearted @#$%^%$&% ape's location @#$%^%$&%! Affirmative Fox! These guys are @#$%^%$&% all over me! Get rid of 'em! @#$%^%$&%!!!!!! Use your @#$%^%$&% boost to catch up. Great... I guess I @#$%^%$&% owe you one... Enemy base located directly ahead. Oikonny is there as well. @#$%^%$&% All right! This time we take that @#$%^%$&% ape down! Fox! Use this @#$%^%$&%! That makes us @#$%^%$&% even! This must be @#$%^%$&% it. Huh? Look out! The enemy's waiting for us! Whoa! Get off me @#$%^%$&%@#$%^%$&% @#$%^%$&% @#$%^%$&% @#$%^%$&% @#$%^%$&% @#$%^%$&%! Here we go! There he is! It's Oikonny! You've got @#$%^%$&% nowhere to run to, @#$%^%$&% Oikonny! Bleh! Persistent little @#$%^%$&% pests, aren't you @#$%^%$&%? That was Great!!! Told you it would be fun! That was crazy, now we're going to get it... Yeah, it would have been better if KRYSTAL took part....*glares at her* I only know "damn..." guys...sorry... HAHAHAHAHAHA That did that some stress of now let's get this RIGHT... Everyone sighs/growns. XD!!!! And nice, Firefox. @.@ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Krystal Posted February 6, 2006 Share Posted February 6, 2006 Falco: "Hey Krystal how about u and me get in the sack and make a fire of love which i will enstingush with my Gorilla juice." Krystal: "Ur sick!" *kicks Falco in the balls* Yeah.... Log that one under "Things they would never, ever, EVER say." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EvolutionSFox Posted February 6, 2006 Share Posted February 6, 2006 Yeah.... Log that one under "Things they would never, ever, EVER say." XD! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest FireFox Posted February 7, 2006 Share Posted February 7, 2006 "Falco: "Hey Krystal how about u and me get in the sack and make a fire of love which i will enstingush with my Gorilla juice." Krystal: "Ur sick!" *kicks Falco in the balls*" ohh i suppose i did get alittle extreme there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Fox Posted February 7, 2006 Share Posted February 7, 2006 (and oh so true, if falco where ever intoxicated enough to say something like that......0_0!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) Fox: "hold on Wolf......my cell phones ringing.........." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Krystal Posted February 7, 2006 Share Posted February 7, 2006 *Krystal goes on an trip apart from team Starfox. Calls Fox.* Fox: "... Oh, hey Krystal, what's up? ... Yeah, I think blue is your color, accents your eyes. The suit could have been better made, I know. ... Uh huh. Yeah, fur and skin-tight clothing, I don't know what they were thinking. ... What are you up to? ... " . . . *Wolf stares blankly into space (literally).* *Slippy gets defeated by an asteroid moving at 5 mph.* *Peppy takes a nap.* *Andross learns to knit, but in the process, pokes himself in the eye.* *Leon reads recipes from "100 Ways to Prepare Pork."* *Panther practices his pick-up lines.* *Wolf runs out of fuel, returns to base.* *Rob calculates the last prime number, ever.* . . . Fox: "Oh, look at the time. Krystal, I gotta let you go, I put Wolf on hold. Be seeing you when you get back. Bye." Fox: "Okay, Wolf! You killed my father, prepare to... Wolf?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Grimloq Posted February 7, 2006 Share Posted February 7, 2006 If you haven't played Freespace, you most likely won't get these: ~ Fox McCloud was killed in a collision with Alpha 2. ~ Peppy: Solar has gone supernova, repeat, SOLAR HAS GONE SUPERNOVA! All ships return to the Great Fox NOW! Slippy: I'm outta missiles, callin' in support! ~ ROB: Welcome to training simulator module TSM 1701a, advanced qualification for the Arwing-class light assault fighter... ~ Peppy: Take down the frigate before it reaches the base, pilot! Fox: I have a name you know... ~ Wolf: Andross has ordered us to take you down. Get them! Pigma, Leon, Andrew: Affirmative, departing as ordered. *Leave* Wolf: ...THAT WAS A ONE, NOT A ZERO! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest FireFox Posted February 8, 2006 Share Posted February 8, 2006 Andross: "And now to destory-*stubs his toe* AWWWW!! *cries* oh god *cries* oh man can we start over..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ranzick Posted February 13, 2006 Share Posted February 13, 2006 slippy: monkeys!!!!! i like monkeys!!!!!! @(-.-)@ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fox235 Posted February 13, 2006 Share Posted February 13, 2006 Fox: Falco you missed!? Falco:SH!T Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Krystal Posted February 13, 2006 Share Posted February 13, 2006 Good one! :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fox235 Posted February 13, 2006 Share Posted February 13, 2006 Peppy:im trying to sleep!!! *falls back asleep* Falco: this is a classic *puts shaving cream on peppys hand and tickles his face* Peppy:GODDAMM!T Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Domino Posted February 13, 2006 Share Posted February 13, 2006 Fox and Krystal are together... Fara: FOX! Fox: FARA!? Krystal: FARA??! Panther: Krystal!! Krystal: Panther... Fox: Panther?? Fara: Panther... 8) ! Panther: Fara? Fara: PANTHER! Panther: FARA! Fox & Krystal: :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Idai Kitsune Posted March 25, 2006 Share Posted March 25, 2006 [sector X] Fox: ROB, can you find Slippy's location? ROB: 404 - Slippy not found. Fox: Uh... try again... ROB: The location cannot be displayed. Fox: ROB, what's going on? ROB: DOES NOT COMPUTE! *explodes* Fox: Right, that's the last time I let Falco work on ROB... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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