The Chain Chomp Crusades my mario fanfic

[The Green Fox]

It seemed like a normal day in the Mushroom Kingdom. But it wasn't! Today was the day that the Chain Chomp leader, Charlie the Chomp was about to speak to the Chain Chomps in the State of the Chain Chomp Address. He gave his speech in Desert Land, as that was where most chain chomps originated from, and the chain chomps in Desert Land were known to be the most rebellious. He

stood above a large podium, in front of a huge audience that was cheering for him. After he cleared his throat, and drank a sip of water, he began to speak to his fellow chomps. It was truly an inspiring speech.

"Chain Chomps, for far too long have we suffered under the oppressive shackles of enslavement. We must break free from our chains, and fully integrate ourselves into Mushroom Kingdom society. We must not only break free from our shackles, but we must also be bold, brave and courageous. We must do things no chain chomp has ever done before. What I am about to call for, dear chain chomps, is a revolution. Yes, fellow chain chomps, you heard me correct. A revolution of such a magnitude that we will not rest until every Koopa castle is demolished, ending of course with the castle of King Koopa himself! Who was it, after all, that enslaved us in the first place? King Bowser Koopa! We must take him down, and claim the Koopa Castles for ourselves! Chain Chomps, today we claim the Mushroom Kingdom, and tomorrow, the WORLD!" declared the leader chain chomp, whose name was Charlie. The crowd of chain chomps cheered for Charlie Chomp, and the next day, they initiated their revolution.

Day 1

The chain chomps trudged forward to Grass Land. They were low on food supplies, so they ate whatever came out of the pipes, even goombas and pirahna plants. They stormed Iggy Koopa's Castle and a chain chomp claimed the throne! A chain chomp named Chompy!

Day 2

The Chain Chomps caught a ferry boat to Water Land, and demolished Wendy O. Koopa's water fortresses. A chain chomp claimed her thrown. A chain chomp named Chompette.

Day 3

The chain chomps realized they forgot to strike Desert Land. So they decided to send a Trojan Yoshi to King Morton Koopa Jr. that was full of chain chomp soldiers. The chain chomps devoured Morton Koopa Jr. and his castle, and a chain chomp claimed the throne. A chain chomp known as Thorton.

Day 4

The chain chomps took a magic whistle shortcut to Pipe Land. Ludwig Von Koopa was known to be the meanest oppressor of Chain Chomps there ever was, besides his own dad King Koopa. The chain chomps defeated Ludwig, and a chain chomp claimed the throne. A musician chain chomp known as the great Chomposer Tchaichompsky, who later went on to compose "Sugar Plumb Yoshis".

Day 5:

The Chain chomps stormed the Giant Land and basically just devoured everything. They also bought lots of teddy bearsuits. Larry got kicked out of the castle, and is currently a janitor who cleans up the Water Land restrooms. A chain chomp claimed the throne of the Giant Land, a giant chain chomp named Small Chomp.

Day 6

The chain chomps took over Ice Land, not to be confused with Iceland. They dethroned Lemmy, who was kind of a pushover. Then a former circus performer chomp took the throne. A chain chomp known as Chompy.

Day 7

The chain chomps took over Sky Land. Sky Land? Isn't that kind of an oxymoron? Sky and land are two different things!

Oh well! Sky Land....sheesh. How can there be a land of sky? It doesn't make SENSE. Oh well.

Day 8 the Final Day

The Chain Chomps seized King Koopa's Castle, and although it was tough, they took down Bowser. Then they had a Chomp Pride parade and celebrated!

THE CHAIN CHOMPS CLAIMED THE ENTIRE MUSHROOM KINGDOM!

HOORAY FOR CHAIN CHOMPS!

The end!