That's Embarrassing.

[X-Gamer]

If you feel like it, post an embarrassing moment you would like to share that has happened to you recently.

On Saturday, I went to a grocery store. There was a pyramid of oranges stacked on a table sort of like this:

    O

    OO

  OOOO

OOOOXO                            X = the orange I took

When I reached out and took the orange, the whole pile fell. Next thing I knew, I was picking them all up with about 15 pairs of eyes looking at me. 

[Falcory]

Nothing embarrassing has happened to me lately, but something REALLY embarrassing did happen to me when I was seven.

I would tell you guys not to laugh at the upcoming story, but that would be a waste of perfectly good typing.

One day my mom was going to Giant. I was seven, and I couldn't stay at home alone so she told me to get dressed and come on. Just the night before one of my mom's friends had given me some of her boy's old clothes so I went ruffling through the bag of them, found some shorts and put em on.

Later on. I'm at the store with my mom, everything was normal. Right after we finished shopping we came outside the store. Then this lady walked up, took one look at me and busted out laughing. My mom asked: "Um is there something funny?" The woman leaned over in my mom's ear and whispered to her, so I didn't hear a thing. After she finish whispering, my Mom looked at me, got a shocked look on her face and then thanked the woman. When I asked her what that was all about she just replied: "I'll tell you when we get home." So I sat in the car as puzzled as ever on the way home.

When we finally got there, and I was in the house I asked again: "What was that lady laughing at?"

My mom goes: "Cordell those aren't shorts you're wearing. They're boxer shorts." And she bursts out laughing as well.

Yes yes, yuk it up. XD

The reason for this occurrence though, is because at that time I didn't know what Boxers looked like. I had heard of them,  but never seen them. So when I saw them in the bag of new clothes, I just assumed they were shorts. XD

[Sableye]

Nothing embarrassing has happened to me lately, but something REALLY embarrassing did happen to me when I was seven.

I would tell you guys not to laugh at the upcoming story, but that would be a waste of perfectly good typing.

One day my mom was going to Giant. I was seven, and I couldn't stay at home alone so she told me to get dressed and come on. Just the night before one of my mom's friends had given me some of her boy's old clothes so I went ruffling through the bag of them, found some shorts and put em on.

Later on. I'm at the store with my mom, everything was normal. Right after we finished shopping we came outside the store. Then this lady walked up, took one look at me and busted out laughing. My mom asked: "Um is there something funny?" The woman leaned over in my mom's ear and whispered to her, so I didn't hear a thing. After she finish whispering, my Mom looked at me, got a shocked look on her face and then thanked the woman. When I asked her what that was all about she just replied: "I'll tell you when we get home." So I sat in the car as puzzled as ever on the way home.

When we finally got there, and I was in the house I asked again: "What was that lady laughing at?"

My mom goes: "Cordell those aren't shorts you're wearing. They're boxer shorts." And she bursts out laughing as well.

Yes yes, yuk it up. XD

The reason for this occurrence though, is because at that time I didn't know what Boxers looked like. I had heard of them,  but never seen them. So when I saw them in the bag of new clothes, I just assumed they were shorts. XD

Lol. I simply loled.

Whatever. Well here's the most funny day ever! At the football

field , we were playing flag futbol (soccer pun) and when Victor and I pulled on Thad's Gym short and they fell down when he was running, draging us with him for a sec. Cadance bumped knee with our member Shayla. They got got benched. At the end,

they won. My team were novices. I felt a tad sad. And getting bonked  on the head by an football accidently from the other capitan didn't help.

LOL DAY

[X-Gamer]

Nothing embarrassing has happened to me lately, but something REALLY embarrassing did happen to me when I was seven.

I would tell you guys not to laugh at the upcoming story, but that would be a waste of perfectly good typing.

One day my mom was going to Giant. I was seven, and I couldn't stay at home alone so she told me to get dressed and come on. Just the night before one of my mom's friends had given me some of her boy's old clothes so I went ruffling through the bag of them, found some shorts and put em on.

Later on. I'm at the store with my mom, everything was normal. Right after we finished shopping we came outside the store. Then this lady walked up, took one look at me and busted out laughing. My mom asked: "Um is there something funny?" The woman leaned over in my mom's ear and whispered to her, so I didn't hear a thing. After she finish whispering, my Mom looked at me, got a shocked look on her face and then thanked the woman. When I asked her what that was all about she just replied: "I'll tell you when we get home." So I sat in the car as puzzled as ever on the way home.

When we finally got there, and I was in the house I asked again: "What was that lady laughing at?"

My mom goes: "Cordell those aren't shorts you're wearing. They're boxer shorts." And she bursts out laughing as well.

Yes yes, yuk it up. XD

The reason for this occurrence though, is because at that time I didn't know what Boxers looked like. I had heard of them,  but never seen them. So when I saw them in the bag of new clothes, I just assumed they were shorts. XD

Man. Now THAT'S embarrassing. I feel for ya.

[Guest Julius Quasar]

Nothing embarrassing has happened to me lately, but something REALLY embarrassing did happen to me when I was seven.

I would tell you guys not to laugh at the upcoming story, but that would be a waste of perfectly good typing.

One day my mom was going to Giant. I was seven, and I couldn't stay at home alone so she told me to get dressed and come on. Just the night before one of my mom's friends had given me some of her boy's old clothes so I went ruffling through the bag of them, found some shorts and put em on.

Later on. I'm at the store with my mom, everything was normal. Right after we finished shopping we came outside the store. Then this lady walked up, took one look at me and busted out laughing. My mom asked: "Um is there something funny?" The woman leaned over in my mom's ear and whispered to her, so I didn't hear a thing. After she finish whispering, my Mom looked at me, got a shocked look on her face and then thanked the woman. When I asked her what that was all about she just replied: "I'll tell you when we get home." So I sat in the car as puzzled as ever on the way home.

When we finally got there, and I was in the house I asked again: "What was that lady laughing at?"

My mom goes: "Cordell those aren't shorts you're wearing. They're boxer shorts." And she bursts out laughing as well.

Yes yes, yuk it up. XD

The reason for this occurrence though, is because at that time I didn't know what Boxers looked like. I had heard of them,  but never seen them. So when I saw them in the bag of new clothes, I just assumed they were shorts. XD

Your name is "Cordell"?  Cool!

My most embarrassing moment?  When my next door neighbor caught me mooning his dog as it kept barking at me through the fence.  :lol:

[Starfox mccloud15]

lol something similar happened to me falcory xD

[X-Gamer]

Your name is "Cordell"?  Cool!

My most embarrassing moment?  When my next door neighbor caught me mooning his dog as it kept barking at me through the fence. 

And why did you moon your neighbors dog? Just curious.  :)

[Falcory]

Your name is "Cordell"?  Cool!

My real name is "Cordell" but my friends call me Cory, hence the name Fal-Cory. Lol...

lol something similar happened to me falcory xD

Really?! XD

And why did you moon your neighbors dog? Just curious. 

Because it was barking at him.

Still, what made you decide that you wanted to moon the dog? XD

[Sableye]

My real name is "Cordell" but my friends call me Cory, hence the name Fal-Cory. Lol...

Really?! XD

Because it was barking at him.

Still, what made you decide that you wanted to moon the dog? XD

Falcory, I thought you were 17 before you mentioned your name.

Now I somehow, think that you are 11.  LOL

[Guest Julius Quasar]

My real name is "Cordell" but my friends call me Cory, hence the name Fal-Cory. Lol...

Because it was barking at him.

Still, what made you decide that you wanted to moon the dog? XD

And why did you moon your neighbors dog? Just curious. 

I had a bad day, he dog was pissing me off with all of her barking, so I mooned the dog....couldn't think of anything else to do.

xD

[Falcory]

I had a bad day, he dog was pissing me off with all of her barking, so I mooned the dog....couldn't think of anything else to do.

xD

XD

....Man that must have been funny to see....XD

Falcory, I thought you were 17 before you mentioned your name.

Now I somehow, think that you are 11.  LOL

Errrr why's that?

[Guest Julius Quasar]

XD

....Man that must have been funny to see....XD

It was.

The dog was a puppy mill casualty, my next door neighbor bough her off a breeder in Texas, who was running a puppy mill.  My next door neighbor got seriously ripped off.  That dog barked constantly, messed up in the head, and physically malformed.

I had forgotten my neighbor had just retired that weekend, and as I was taking out the trash, after a bad day at school, that dog barked at me, and I got so mad, I snapped and mooned the dog, and my neighbor saw the whole thing from his TV room.

[Sableye]

XD

....Man that must have been funny to see....XD

Errrr why's that?

I just think Cordell is not an decent adult name, though Cory sorta is.  It's just my perspective on things.

[Mr. Krystal]

My brother got a DS for his birthday, like two years ago. He was explaining the features to mom and I chipped in "Yeah, you can connect wirelessly and do a picture chat." I went and got my DS, stood in the room with my parents and my brother. Turned on my DS and logged in. My information showed up as a possible chat participant.

The problem: I had given myself the PictoChat nickname "KrysLovr" (short for Krystal Lover)

My brother asked aloud "Who's Chris lover?"

*facepalm*

Needless to say, there was a lot of explaining to do.

[Sabre]

I often get into awkward situations about porn that isn't porn. This is something I put down to autism, because I don't see it.

The 2 most recent examples are of a desktop picture I had of a sky diver. According to 2 of my friends, it was smut due to his having no shirt (thus showing off his body) and being anthro.

http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2806634

Another one is an anime series I downloaded called Bakuretsu Tenshi. I'm told it's about lesbians, but me, it was about gunfights. Not sure yet, haven't watched it.

"Soft lesbian smut" apparently

[Fox-Shot]

Well, I'm the only one in my school that's played and Starfox game newer than 64 (someone knew about barrel rolls from SF64).  So one of my friends though I liked meth because I said that I liked Krystal.  So I had to explain to him about the "K".

[Mr. Krystal]

http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2806634

Man-Dolphan with no shirt! EEEEW!

[Sabre]

Man-Dolphan with no shirt! EEEEW!

hehe. I can't tell if you are joking or serious, I chose joking.

[X-Gamer]

Well, I'm the only one in my school that's played and Starfox game newer than 64 (someone knew about barrel rolls from SF64).  So one of my friends though I liked meth because I said that I liked Krystal.  So I had to explain to him about the "K".

Ha! Imagine explaining to your parents if they took it the wrong way and thought you liked Krystal (the meth kind).

[Guest FoXXX]

Ha! Imagine explaining to your parents if they took it the wrong way and thought you liked Krystal (the meth kind).

My dad would grab an extension cord and strangle me and call me a whore :|

[X-Gamer]

My dad would grab an extension cord and strangle me and call me a whore

Whoa. Better not tell him then.

[Guest FoXXX]

Whoa. Better not tell him then.

Yeah I know, he's a fag.

[Mr. Krystal]

hehe. I can't tell if you are joking or serious, I chose joking.

He he, joking.

[Guest DRL]

This is something I consider embarrasing, feel free to call me "tv-less" or "brain-dead" or whatever you want... but consider that I almost never watch TV (exept for animal planet sometimes)...

I was watching a video in youtube, "Mario vs. Tetris", when I noticed that a guy posted something like "[...] is Mario somehow related to CHUCK NORRIS?!".

Then the following days I noticed that a lot of people make fun of the so-called "Chuck Norris"... But I started to think WHO THE HECK IS CHUCK NORRIS??

So what is the embarrasing stuff? That I STILL do not have the SLIGHTEST idea of who he is...

[ThePointingMan]

Well I mean I dunno if I cared that much, I just really wanted an Ipod... But here's what I did along time ago for one, embarrass myself at multiple shops around my city.

I don't even think it's really that entertaining, kinda boring really, but I won an Ipod touch with 16 gigabytes so whatever... Would you believe I only had 1 tape with music on it at the time.