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@sabre, lol i guess you really dont care about on topicness XD

it is the off-topic thread after all... oh well!

i really hope he slims down his schedule so that he can make room for more AVGN, he still does them. but the nostalgia critic has him beat by an episode-a-week basis, i love them both, but the nerd has to try harder!

@julius, im really not sure if thats all he does, but he does love both film making, and video games. his two passions bout it out time and again, but of course without their harmony, he wouldnt exist on the internet!

how tragic would that be? an internet without the nerd?? i dont even want to think about it! X(

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"Dear Mario, please come to the castle. I've baked a cake for you."

Mario getting roped into yet another Bowser set-up by being lured with cake in Mario 64. Stop thinking with your stomach, man! And the freakin' Princess doesn't even actually have a cake, not until you save her ass hours later does she get around to actually MAKING the damn thing...

(love that game though!)

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"Dear Mario, please come to the castle. I've baked a cake for you."

Mario getting roped into yet another Bowser set-up by being lured with cake in Mario 64. Stop thinking with your stomach, man! And the freakin' Princess doesn't even actually have a cake, not until you save her ass hours later does she get around to actually MAKING the damn thing...

(love that game though!)

Lol yeah, most of the Mario games have the dumbest storylines, really fun games, especially Mario 64 :)

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@sabre, lol i guess you really dont care about on topicness XD

it is the off-topic thread after all... oh well!

i really hope he slims down his schedule so that he can make room for more AVGN, he still does them. but the nostalgia critic has him beat by an episode-a-week basis, i love them both, but the nerd has to try harder!

@julius, im really not sure if thats all he does, but he does love both film making, and video games. his two passions bout it out time and again, but of course without their harmony, he wouldnt exist on the internet!

how tragic would that be? an internet without the nerd?? i dont even want to think about it! X(

He's slowing down. The nerd usually makes a video every 2 weeks, and are much more complex then the nostalgia critic. That said, he feels it's getting stale, and plans on taking a break.

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"Dear Mario, please come to the castle. I've baked a cake for you."

Mario getting roped into yet another Bowser set-up by being lured with cake in Mario 64. Stop thinking with your stomach, man! And the freakin' Princess doesn't even actually have a cake, not until you save her ass hours later does she get around to actually MAKING the damn thing...

(love that game though!)

I saw a picture of that cake once. It was the princess covered in cream and cherry. :P

I like how forgetful she is at the end. "Lets go and bake a cake ....for mario!"

I'm playing that dementium. Not so much a dumb plot, but really dumb settings wise. everything is covered with blood (and I mean everything) and the hospital is like a maze. Also your guy can't climb over a bed. Seriously.

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"Dear Mario, please come to the castle. I've baked a cake for you."

Mario getting roped into yet another Bowser set-up by being lured with cake in Mario 64. Stop thinking with your stomach, man! And the freakin' Princess doesn't even actually have a cake, not until you save her ass hours later does she get around to actually MAKING the damn thing...

(love that game though!)

That reminds me...

I hated Super Mario RPG!  Talk about your pieces of crap!

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That reminds me...

I hated Super Mario RPG!  Talk about your pieces of crap!

I agree. People raved about it and I was "WTH is this crap?" a completly usless spongy man and plot that is like some half baked final fantasy bs guest starring a hiddious mario sprite.

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I'd have to say things like Castlevania 2: Simon's Quest, Friday the 13th, and many other games reviewed by AVGN.  :D

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@crazyfooinc, well thats just common knowledge XD

@sabre, well ive gotten some good reviews for it from people i know, but i havent actually beaten it myself, overall at least it plays nice! it reminds me of a pre-N64 paper mario XD

im not quite sure about this statement, but im pretty sure SMRPG is the first time mario has had a 3D perspective, so i guess it has its place in history.

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@crazyfooinc, well thats just common knowledge XD

@sabre, well ive gotten some good reviews for it from people i know, but i havent actually beaten it myself, overall at least it plays nice! it reminds me of a pre-N64 paper mario XD

im not quite sure about this statement, but im pretty sure SMRPG is the first time mario has had a 3D perspective, so i guess it has its place in history.

??? It wasn't 3D. I'm talking about the snes game.

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@sabre, well take a look at the sprites, the engine itself isnt in the 3rd dimension, but the sprites were given a 3D feel and the environment is designed in the sense too, so "technically" its not in 3D, its all a matter of an opinion and perspective. im pretty sure its the first game for mario to be featured outside of a platformer.

and yes im aware of the fact that SMRPG is for the snes :D

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@sabre, well take a look at the sprites, the engine itself isnt in the 3rd dimension, but the sprites were given a 3D feel and the environment is designed in the sense too, so "technically" its not in 3D, its all a matter of an opinion and perspective. im pretty sure its the first game for mario to be featured outside of a platformer.

and yes im aware of the fact that SMRPG is for the snes :D

sooo.. the smrpg is between 2d and 3d, so its a 2/1D (2D and a half)

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"Dear Mario, please come to the castle. I've baked a cake for you."

Mario getting roped into yet another Bowser set-up by being lured with cake in Mario 64. Stop thinking with your stomach, man! And the freakin' Princess doesn't even actually have a cake, not until you save her ass hours later does she get around to actually MAKING the damn thing...

(love that game though!)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jGe6JFSzIw4&feature=related

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heres a pic, so i guess the statement is correct in calling it 2D.5...

Super-Mario-RPG--Legend-of-the-Seven-Sta

i really dont mind it all that much, i just lost the emulator i was playing it on along with the game save XD

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Plot of the first spyro game. Why did Gnasty Gnorc freeze everyone except Spyro?

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Plot of the first spyro game. Why did Gnasty Gnorc freeze everyone except Spyro?

because he licked spyro to much xD
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heres a pic, so i guess the statement is correct in calling it 2D.5...

Super-Mario-RPG--Legend-of-the-Seven-Sta

i really dont mind it all that much, i just lost the emulator i was playing it on along with the game save XD

The correct statement is isometric. I still want to play it.

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Plot of the first spyro game. Why did Gnasty Gnorc freeze everyone except Spyro?

Because the cool aid man is red?

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