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Something a starfox character would never say.


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Ok, this is a port, I know.

Basically you make characters say what they wouldn't.

Eg

Fox: RETREAT

or

Wolf: Fox, do it!

or

Peppy: Do a barrel roll!

Fox: What's a barrel roll?

Peppy: I don't know just do a barrel roll, DO A BARREL ROLL!!!

Should get the idea.

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:slippy: : I got this one, Fox. Don't worry about me!

:panther: : I hate Krystal.

:falco: : I'm sorry. Can you ever forgive me?

:leon: : ... [i got nothing. This character's been all over the board!]

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:falco: *Sniff* "Fox, if you knew how much I appreciate all the times you've saved my tail... Come on buddy, give me a hug!"

:peppy: "..." < Doesn't give you any unnecesary advice.

:slippy: "What you're lookin' at punk! You want me to smash your face in?"

:krystal: "I love you Fox." < At the rate their relationship is developing, this is perhaps the most unlikely one here.

:wolf: "Don't worry guys! Wolfie is here!"

:leon: *Dances around at a flowery field in a ballerina dress, throwing flowers around from a basket.* "Woohoo! I love flowers, I love spring, I love everything!"< Actually, he weren't to far away from that at at some point in Command.

:panther: "Krystal, don't take it personal. It's not you, it's me. I... I can't love you like you deserve, because I'm... I'm gay."

Pigma: "It was at that point I realised money ain't everything, not compared to the wonderful gifts of trust and friendship. That is why I gave away all my money to support the poor children of Venom."

General Pepper: "Don't you worry Fox. The CDF can handle the situation!"

:cool: "Fox, I am your father."

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:falco:

I think Slippy is the cutest frog in the universe.

  :peppy:

Don't do a barrel roll!

:fox:

It's time for me to become part-aparoid, team!

:falco:

I like donuts

:fox:

I hate my father, thank god Andross destroyed him

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:wolf: *dressed in a ballerina costume* "I feel pretty, oh so pretty! I feel pretty and witty and Gay!"

:slippy: "Do a barrel Roll"

  :fox: "Destroy all earthlings!

:katt: "Dude, Like, Whoa! That was Like, Totally, Awesome, Dude!"

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:wolf: *dressed in a ballerina costume* "I feel pretty, oh so pretty! I feel pretty and witty and Gay!"

:slippy: "Do a barrel Roll"

  :fox: "Destroy all earthlings!

:katt: "Dude, Like, Whoa! That was Like, Totally, Awesome, Dude!"

Lol :lol:

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:krystal: Panther your fly is down again...
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:fox: There's enemies behind me.  HELP!!!

:slippy: Shut up Falco.

:falco: I'm the team's ace pilot but I'm always in danger.

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:panther: I know...*purrs*

That actually is something he would same, I'm sure.

Rob: I PITY DA FOO!

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Yup, definitely something Panther would say xD

Really? Actually, now that I think about it... your right. I can imagine that.

Rob: I PITY DA FOO!

LOL.

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:cool: : You are so weak Fox. What a shame is it that your are my son.

:fox: Why had you to die in such a stupid way? You know what? *uck you, father.

:peppy: You are becoming more like your mother, Fox!

:slippy: Just forget that I even exist.

:krystal: : I love you, Panther, come give me a good kiss!

:panther: : *Yuck*. Stay away from me, Krystal! I hate girls!

:wolf: Go Fox, go! Go Fox, Go! And I can help you do that!

:leon: Ah... Life is sooooo precious. I just can´t stop being optimistic about everything all the time.

:katt: : *With cowardly voice* A mice! AAAAAAHHHH! I´m so scared!

:falco: : Go out with YOU Katt? I would drink venomian water first!

:bill: : Fox, go to hell!

General Pepper : Why the heck did you even show up Fox?!, we were winning UNTIL you came and screwed it up!!

Andross: I was exiled because I was too stupid and I could kill myself!!

Andrew: Stupid Andross! GET A LIFE, uncle!

Pigma : Do not look me! My face is so ugly that it turns living beings into rock.

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:krystal: oooookay.... now where were we?

:dash: Halt how long have you had these droids?

:fox: about 3 to 4 seasons.

:krystal: Their up for sale if you want them.

:dash: Let me see your identification.

:krystal: *waves fingers* you don't need to see his identification.

:dash: -to his ape squad- We don't need to see his Identification.

:krystal:  These aren't the droids your looking for

:dash: -to his ape squad- These aren't the droids we're looking for

:krystal:  He can go about his buisness.

:dash: You can go about your business

:krystal:  Move along.

:dash: *Waves them on* Move Along, Move along.

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you guys are craul to panter and very perverted

:fox: help me slippy

:peppy: peppy bogahs on your tail

:fox: thanks slippy i thought i was a gonner for a second

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:falco:

Thank you so much for saving my life from that enemy, Fox! I don't know what I'd do without you!

  :slippy:

You worry about your own butt! I don't need to be rescued! Mind your own business, Fox!

:krystal:

I'm blue dabadeedabadi, dabadeedabadi

:peppy:

Whatever you do, do not do a barrel roll!

:panther:

Hmm, I'm starting to wonder if I like Krystal a little too much!

  :falco:

I hate Fox a little too much!

:katt:

Is that any way to greet a squirrel?

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:krystal:

I'm blue dabadeedabadi, dabadeedabadi

:peppy:

Whatever you do, do not do a barrel roll!

Lol, I have that song :D!

:wolf: Can´t le- bah!, I´m getting too old for this!

:falco: You really rock Fox! You are better pilot than I am!

:wolf: Want to do that? Well, then stop looking at me and DO IT!

:cool: Why did you destroy Andross, Fox?! He was my best friend!

:fox: Sorry dad, but he was trying to eat my brain!

Andross: Well, don´t be so selfish! Since your brain is bigger than mine´s

                I thought that your could share it...

:slippy: I rock man! I am by far the best pilot of this team!

:leon: Katt, will you go out with me?

:katt: Of course I will!

:panther: Are not any girls in this room, right? I am MORTALLY afraid of them!

:bill: Wow, a gigant UFO! Like Independence Day!

:fox: Slippy! Where are you going?! You are the leader of Star Fox!

:slippy: I am not going anywhere, Fox, and I told you a billion

            times, it is Star Slippy! Not Star Frog, not Star Toad, and

            SPECIALLY not Star Fox!

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:fox:

Well team, it's time to join up with the Aparoids and help them conquer Lylat!

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While I'm sure you've all seen this video, it works for this topic. At the last second it says one swear word.

And I happened across this on DA, it is both funny, and includes things they wouldn't say/do... I hope.

http://omnywrench.deviantart.com/art/Krystal-Komic-58714890

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Guest Julius Quasar

:fox: "I wonder if the team should switch to flying in Wolfens?"

:falco: "Fox is a better pilot than me."

:peppy: "Fox, to be honest barrel rolling probably doesn't work."

:slippy: "This baby can't take temperatures over 9000 degrees!"

:krystal: "This thong is killing me!"

:katt: "Go to hell, Falco!"

:bill: "Hey!  See if I ever get in your way again!"

:wolf: "Looks like we lose today, Star Fox!"

:leon: "I think I'll be humane to you for a while."

:panther: "Hello!  I am Inigio Montoya!  You killed my father!  Prepare to die!"

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:fox: - "Fire-breathing dinosaurs? A magic stick? Hey, this sounds like fun."

:falco: - "Actually, Katt.. yeah, those jeans do kinda make you look fat."

:bill: - "Nah, dude, I don't mess around with that stuff."

:leon: - "So, Falco.... Scrabble?"

:wolf: - "This Magic Eye book is AMAZING!"

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Guest FoXXX

:fox: "I wonder if the team should switch to flying in Wolfens?"

:falco: "Fox is a better pilot than me."

:peppy: "Fox, to be honest barrel rolling probably doesn't work."

:slippy: "This baby can't take temperatures over 9000 degrees!"

:krystal: "This thong is killing me!"

:katt: "Go to hell, Falco!"

:bill: "Hey!  See if I ever get in your way again!"

:wolf: "Looks like we lose today, Star Fox!"

:leon: "I think I'll be humane to you for a while."

:panther: "Hello!  I am Inigio Montoya!  You killed my father!  Prepare to die!"

LOL :lol:

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