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Something a starfox character would never say.


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(I'll probalby hate myself in the morning for this ,but here goes.)

:fox::Krystal I'm sorry i can't go out with you anymore I"M IN LOVE WITH FALCO!

:falco:::D

:krystal::That's alright Fox I'm in love with Wolf!

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Guest Julius Quasar

  :wolf: "CAN let you do that, Star Fox!"

:leon: "Andross has ordered us to leave you alone"

:panther: "I'm not interested in you, Krystal."

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:fox: andross i for give you for killing my father and/ or possibly my mother lets be friends andross: ya sorry about all that stuff, i was high
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:fox: Wolf, I can't stand you!  And don't think for a second that I have feelings for you either.

:wolf: That's okay.  Really, I just act like a hardgay streetpunk for lolz.

:leon: Yeah, I was faking all my horny fanboy moments.  I'm actually seeing Miyu, who is totally not a lesbian.

:slippy: Does this mean I can nail Fox now?  I always thought he was so hot.

:falco: If you like that sort of thing.  It's not like I'm in love with Fox or anything.

:peppy: After my wife died I became celibate as a monk.  James isn't even that good a cuddler.

:panther: ...  I don't generally have an opinion on matters of love.

:sf64katt: Will you all just stop talking about love?  I'm glad I'm a spinster.

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:fox: Wolf, I can't stand you!  And don't think for a second that I have feelings for you either.

:wolf: That's okay.  Really, I just act like a hardgay streetpunk for lolz.

:leon: Yeah, I was faking all my horny fanboy moments.  I'm actually seeing Miyu, who is totally not a lesbian.

:slippy: Does this mean I can nail Fox now?  I always thought he was so hot.

:falco: If you like that sort of thing.  It's not like I'm in love with Fox or anything.

:peppy: After my wife died I became celibate as a monk.  James isn't even that good a cuddler.

:panther: ...  I don't generally have an opinion on matters of love.

:sf64katt: Will you all just stop talking about love?  I'm glad I'm a spinster.

DRL: Whad is a spinster?

:sf64katt: Something you do not know, DUH.

DRL: O_o

:falco: :facepalm:

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Guest Mr. Mario

:fox: Nice of Krystal to invite us over for a picnic, gay Falco?

:falco: I hope she made LOTSA SLIP-GHETTI!

:fox: Falco! LOOK!

:fox: It's from Wolf O Donnell.

:wolf: Dear peasky members, Leon, Panther and I have taken over the Lylat system. Krystal is now a permenet guest at one of our 7 luxary hotels, I dare you to find her if you can.

:fox: We gotta find Krystal!

:falco: AND YOU GOTTA-

:peppy: DO A BARREL ROLL!

:fox: If you need instructions, on how to get through the hotels, check out the enclosed Krystal's staff.

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:fox: Nice of Krystal to invite us over for a picnic, gay Falco?

:falco: I hope she made LOTSA SLIP-GHETTI!

:fox: Falco! LOOK!

:fox: It's from Wolf O Donnell.

:wolf: Dear peasky members, Leon, Panther and I have taken over the Lylat system. Krystal is now a permenet guest at one of our 7 luxary ho :lolhyst:tels, I dare you to find her if you can.

:fox: We gotta find Krystal!

:falco: AND YOU GOTTA-

:peppy: DO A BARREL ROLL!

:fox: If you need instructions, on how to get through the hotels, check out the enclosed Krystal's staff.

ROFL!!! :lolhyst:

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:fox: Nice of Krystal to invite us over for a picnic, gay Falco?

:falco: I hope she made LOTSA SLIP-GHETTI!

:fox: Falco! LOOK!

:fox: It's from Wolf O Donnell.

:wolf: Dear peasky members, Leon, Panther and I have taken over the Lylat system. Krystal is now a permenet guest at one of our 7 luxary hotels, I dare you to find her if you can.

:fox: We gotta find Krystal!

:falco: AND YOU GOTTA-

:peppy: DO A BARREL ROLL!

:fox: If you need instructions, on how to get through the hotels, check out the enclosed Krystal's staff.

:lolhyst: THAT WAS HILARIOUS! :D

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:krystal: : Fox, I have found someone else.

:fox: : O_o Who?

:krystal: :I'm madly in love with Troll.

:fox: : What!?

:troll::troll:

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:krystal::Falco is in the restroom every 5 minutes Problem? :trollface:

:katt::yeah he walked into the womens restroom.. : :evil:

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:falco:*Runs out of the womens restroom.*RUN HERE COMES THE ANGRY MOB OF WOMEN!!

:krystal::I must join my fellow females fox  i'll be back.

:katt:*Chases after falco.

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:krystal: Fox, Panther, I have bad news...

:fox: What is it?

:krystal: I'm already married to Slippy.

:slippy:  :trollface:

:fox::panther:Noooooooooooooooooooooooo!

:krystal: Get used to it, this is madness

:panther: Madness? THIS...IS...LYLAT!!!!

DRL: [shadow=green,left]THIS IS HYPERIA![/shadow]

General Pepper: Wrong.

DRL: Awww... I was about to go all [shadow=green,left]HYPER[/shadow].

:peppy: Well... What can I say?

              DO A BARREL ROLL!

:fox: Here we go again...

:peppy: *Sings* D-DO-DO-DO A BARREL ROLL!

:falco: Dang, he 'goes again' pretty fast. O_o

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Guest Mr. Mario

:fox: Gee..it sure it is boring around here.

:peppy:(Sound effect) MAH BOI! This place is what all true pilots strive for!

:fox: I just wonder what Andross is up to...

:falco: YOUR MAJESTY! Andross and his minions, have seized the island of Cerinia.

:peppy: Hmm...how can we help?

:falco: It is written: Only Fox can DO A BARREL ROLL!!!

:slippy: Great! I'll grab my stuff!

:falco: Screw you, there is no time, Fox McCloud is enough.

:fox: How about a kiss...for luck?

:krystal: You've got to be kidding!

:falco: SQUADDALAH!!!! WE"RE OFF!

:fox: Wow...what're all those heads?

:falco: These are the faces of failure. You must not conquer each.

:fox: I guess I'd better not get going...

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:wolf: : JOIN ME FOX, AND I'LL MAKE YOUR FACE THE GREATEST IN ALL OF LYLAT... OR ELSE YOU WILL DIE!
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