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Something a starfox character would never say.


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:fox: Slippy! HELP MEE!!

:slippy: FATHER?!

:peppy: TO BARREL ROLL PRESS "L" or "R" TWICE!

:falco: Slippy, you're a better pilot than all of us!

:leon: Falco is so cuuuuuuutee!!

:wolf: I CAN'T WIIIIIN!!

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:wolf: *says in a micheal jackson voice* "TEEHEE!"

:fox: Krystal are you okey? Krystal are you okey?...

:wolf: IĀ“m a criminal, yet IĀ“m not smooth.

:falco: Go, go Falco Rangers!

:peppy: Doo, doo, doo a Barrel Roll!

:krystal: Rasistance is futile. You will be brainwashed... by myself!

:panther: Did you know my last name (Caroso) means in Spanish "olive pulp"?

:leon: You know we are cowards, cowards, we are really big cowards!

:slippy: I canĀ“t slip through! I must be eating too much!

:katt: Bill, get Falco off me!

:bill: Sorry Katt, I canĀ“t. I am here to collect your bills, by the way.

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Fox: Well excuuuuuse me Krystal!

Falco: Wowsers!

Peppy: Do a barrel roll or I shoot you face!

Slippy: Turtle Power!!

ROB: Ay, yi, yi!!

Krystal: Me horny! Me so horny and wet, me love you long time!

Pepper: Here's your assignment Fox. This message will self-destruct.

Bill: Snake? Snake?! Snaaaaaaake!!

Katt: Meow!

Wolf: Now, you must face me, The Shredder!!

Leon: I need therapy.

Panther: I'm gay, just so you know.

Pigma: My real name is Rush Limbugh, but you could probably tell.

Oikonny: Uncle Androosssss....You suck!

Andross: SnooPING AS usual I see?!

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Guest FoXXX

Peppy: Do a barrel roll or I shoot you face!

That's something Peppy would say :P

Krystal: Me horny! Me so horny and wet, me love you long time!

:D ;)

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Guest Julius Quasar

Pigma: My real name is Rush Limbugh, but you could probably tell.

(Pigma would never say that all right, if anybody is Pigma, it would be Michael Moore.)

***

Andross: "I'm a crackpot, and an embarrassment to scientists everywhere!"

Andrew: "I AM afraid of you!"

Pigma: "I'm gonna go on a diet!"

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Pepper : Everybody knows I am Nixon in disguise. So why hid it, anyway?

:peppy: Pepper, you are starting to sound like... Myself! Oh, no!

Ā  Ā  Ā  Ā  Ā  Ā  Ā  IĀ“m feeling old!

:fox: DonĀ“t worry Peppy, instead of grand-grandpa, weĀ“ll refer to you as our

Ā  Ā  Ā  Ā  great-great-great grandpa.

:bill: Fox, you have to pay your gas bill!

:slippy: Nobody pays bills, Bill. Unless you want me to kick you in the a**.

:krystal: Why I had to be blue? I wanted to be pink!

:panther: No, Krystal. I wanted to be pink!

:leon: You guys are weird... however, you are still cooler than me.

:wolf: Fox, from this time on, you are my master.

:falco: Come on Katt! LetĀ“s go out togheter and eat chocolate until we are very fat.

:katt: Sorry Falco. I did that before, and I also pickpocketed your wallet.

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:fox:

I just discovered something. I'm my own father.

:falco:

That's disturbing

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Not quite fitting into the topic since it is something a Star Fox character did say, but it's funny, and I thought of Star Fox the second I saw it.

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:panther: I got this blue Rose for you it's almost as beautiful as you, Krystal.

:krystal: Why panther.. *kicks in the groin* You have no idea how much I really despise you! Oh by the way *takes rose* Thank you, I will keep it to remember how much I dislike your guts

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hmm maybe i could do something like futureama

:peppy: good news everyone your not going on a mission your not as good as you are

:krystal: whats that suspose to mean

:bill: WOAHO YEAH WE SUCK

:fox: YEAH WOAHO WE SUCK

:krystal: hold on were as good as any old crew

:peppy: find krystal your mission is to collect honoey

:krystal: honey?

:peppy: yes space honey? from a big bumble bees next one sting can kill you and if your algeric well you don't want to know

Ā  :krystal: what happens?

:slippy: PLEASEEEEE NO i don't want to know!

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esjog0.jpg HIYA GUYS!!! Like my new uniform?

2rmwlj9.jpg ... *Beats up Bill*

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:panther: I got this blue Rose for you it's almost as beautiful as you, Krystal.

:krystal: Why panther.. *kicks in the groin* You have no idea how much I really despise you! Oh by the way *takes rose* Thank you, I will keep it to remember how much I dislike your guts

i really hope (and it will) say and do that^

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Guest FoXXX

Not quite fitting into the topic since it is something a Star Fox character did say, but it's funny, and I thought of Star Fox the second I saw it.

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:peppy:"Be careful, it might be a trap!"

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:peppy:"Be careful, it might be a trap!"

Yeah, I saw that too and wished it was slightly edited so that it said that word for word, but that sign is word for word from Mechbeth.

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esjog0.jpg HIYA GUYS!!! Like my new uniform?

2rmwlj9.jpg ... *Beats up Bill*

Great, but you forgot about Peppy...

:peppy: HEY! Do a GREEN ROLL!, NOW!

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Yeah, I saw that too and wished it was slightly edited so that it said that word for word, but that sign is word for word from Mechbeth.

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Best I could get lol

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I have definitely seen worse.

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:wolf:: Will you marry me, Krystal?
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:wolf:: Will you marry me, Krystal?

:krystal: Of course, Wolfy!

:falco: But Krystal... I thought it was me you loved!

Ā  Ā  Ā  Ā  Ā  We even went to college togheter!

:katt: You need to take your memory pills again, Falco.

:bill: Resistance is futile. You will pay your bills. Come on, pay!

:slippy: STILL WITH THAT?! Why you do not shut the %$/! up, Coll-ector!

Ā  Ā  Ā  Ā  Ā  Ā  *beats up Bill*.

:peppy: Peppy, do a barrel roll! *(now I am talking to myself, great...)*

:panther: I am still afraid of girls I do not want to see any

Ā  Ā  Ā  Ā  Ā  Ā  Ā  Ā  more of them for the rest of my life

:katt: BOO!

:panther: *Jumps through a window*

:leon: Is Panther aware of the fact that he is not inmortal??

:fox: I do not think so... But I like it that way!

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Andros: Go forth and kill Starfox!!!

Mirage Dragon: Nobody tells ME what to do *Eats Andros*

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Andros: Go forth and kill Starfox!!!

Mirage Dragon: Nobody tells ME what to do *Eats Andros*

:krystal: Alright Team Andross has stationed his burger joints here and here Falco you'll hit those, his cold sandwhich deli's are here and here Fox you will hit those.... Slippy you'll be hitting the Seafood restraunts. As for me I'll hit the chineese places *mouth waters* here's your equipment *hands team credits to spend.*

:falco: Roger

:fox: yes... M'am!

:slippy: Great plan!

dash::ahh thers nothing likeĀ  a good babaque with my uncle

Andross:Anytime nephew! OIKONNY WHERES THE KETCHUP!!!

Oikonny: COMING UNCLE!

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