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Something a starfox character would never say.


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:peppy:

Fox, you could be overpaying for car insurance!

:fox:

I don't drive

:peppy:

But FOX!

:leon:

Geico. Just saying.

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:krystal: I think Panther's hot.

:panther: I hate you Krystal. :evil:

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:peppy: I've said "DO A BARRELL ROLL!" so many times, the words have lost all meaning!

:wolf: Sure, you can do that, Star Fox!

:falco: *in a completely genunine, unsarcastic tone* Gee, I've been saved by Fox! How swell!

:krystal: That was a damn good sandwich!

:fox: Listen, you bunch of good for nothing, incompetent boobs! I'm tired of doing all the grunt work, not to mention, hello, I'm supposed to be saving Lylat, not YOUR asses, so you know what? How about this time I sit my ass out on the Great Fox, take a nice hot bath, and leave the fate of Corneria to Falco "Ace Pilot" Lombardi, Peppy "I have all the answers but can't practice what I $%@#ing preach!" Hare, and Slippy "I am such a screw-up after all" Toad. Does that sound like a good idea, huh? HUH? OH WAIT, THAT SOUNDS LIKE A TERRIBLE PLAN?! IT SOUNDS GENIUS TO ME! (storms off to the Great Fox's bathroom, mumbling to himself) They won't last five minutes...

:krystal: *via recorded message from her magical staff after Fox finds it* I got the magic stick, I know if I can hit once, I can hit twice. I am the baddest chick, Shorty you don't believe me, then come with me tonight And I'll show you maaagic.

:wolf: What the heck?! He turned around in mid-air to avoid my shots?! Fox McCloud truly is an aerodynamic genius! Leon, take notes from this guy!

:leon:*mumbling as he types in info* Somersault to break free from laser shots...okay, got it!

:cool: (James McCloud): So uh, Fox, I guess I should kind of explain to you what I'm doing here, since I'm supposed to be dead and all but uh...woo! Look at the time, time flies when I'm bailing your ass out of trouble huh? Gotta get back to that big Black Hole in the sky...*trails off and blasts away into the depths of the galaxy*

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:peppy: I've said "DO A BARRELL ROLL!" so many times, the words have lost all meaning!

:wolf: Sure, you can do that, Star Fox!

:falco: *in a completely genunine, unsarcastic tone* Gee, I've been saved by Fox! How swell!

:krystal: That was a damn good sandwich!

:fox: Listen, you bunch of good for nothing, incompetent boobs! I'm tired of doing all the grunt work, not to mention, hello, I'm supposed to be saving Lylat, not YOUR asses, so you know what? How about this time I sit my ass out on the Great Fox, take a nice hot bath, and leave the fate of Corneria to Falco "Ace Pilot" Lombardi, Peppy "I have all the answers but can't practice what I $%@#ing preach!" Hare, and Slippy "I am such a screw-up after all" Toad. Does that sound like a good idea, huh? HUH? OH WAIT, THAT SOUNDS LIKE A TERRIBLE PLAN?! IT SOUNDS GENIUS TO ME! (storms off to the Great Fox's bathroom, mumbling to himself) They won't last five minutes...

:krystal: *via recorded message from her magical staff after Fox finds it* I got the magic stick, I know if I can hit once, I can hit twice. I am the baddest chick, Shorty you don't believe me, then come with me tonight And I'll show you maaagic.

:wolf: What the heck?! He turned around in mid-air to avoid my shots?! Fox McCloud truly is an aerodynamic genius! Leon, take notes from this guy!

:leon:*mumbling as he types in info* Somersault to break free from laser shots...okay, got it!

:cool: (James McCloud): So uh, Fox, I guess I should kind of explain to you what I'm doing here, since I'm supposed to be dead and all but uh...woo! Look at the time, time flies when I'm bailing your ass out of trouble huh? Gotta get back to that big Black Hole in the sky...*trails off and blasts away into the depths of the galaxy*

lol :lol:

:krystal: That was a damn good sandwich!

You talking to Fox? :lol:

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:peppy: DO a bar-Ehh*Dies*

:krystal: FOX I GOT HIM I SHOT THE WASCALLY WABBIT!*looks down...* Or not...*sneaks away.

:fox: PEPPY NO YOU CAN"T DIE!!

:peppy: Toooo laatte.-drops.

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:falco: Mastadon!!

:katt: Pterodactyl!!

:slippy: Triceratops!!

:krystal: Saber-Tooth Tiger!!

:fox: Tyrannosaurus!!

:krystal::katt::fox::falco::slippy: POWER RANGERS!!

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:peppy: DO The ROBOT!

:slippy: Does the robot

Rob: Do you call that the robot it doesn't even look like a robot  is my kind being mocked?

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:fox: PINGAS!!

:falco: PINESS!!

:slippy: PIENDISH!!

:krystal: Leave me alone!! :x

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:fox: PINGAS!!

:falco: PINESS!!

:slippy: PIENDISH!!

:krystal: Leave me alone!! :x

seriously please don't start that again.. :facepalm:
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seriously please don't start that again.. :facepalm:

That's the joke. The part at the end was what YOU would say, but Krystal wouldn't...or would she?

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That's the joke. The part at the end was what YOU would say, but Krystal wouldn't...or would she?

:katt::krystal:: JUST DON"T START IT!
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:krystal: PMS!!

:fox: Hooray!! :D

:krystal: *smacks Fox*

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:wolf: There's just one problem...

:panther: What's that?

:wolf: ...You're talking to the wrong Harvey...

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:ROB: Initalizing Karaoke mode in 5...4...3...2...1...*My name is ROB come on, let's robo karaoke*

:peppy:...slippy....

:slippy:...erm, heh heh  :lol:

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:falco: *ahem* *begins to sing*

They've got

A power and a force

that you've never seen before.

They've got

the ablilty to morph

and to even up the score.

No one will ever take them down

the power lies on their side

Go Go Power Rangers

Go Go Power Rangers

Go Go Power Rangers

Mighty Morphin Power Rangers

They know

the fate of the world is

lying in their hands

They know to only use their

weapons for defense

no one will ever take them

down the power lies on their side

Go Go Power Rangers

Go Go Power Rangers

Go Go Power Rangers

you Mighty Morphin Power Rangers

No one will ever

take them down

the power lies on their side

Go Go Power Rangers

Go Go Power Rangers

Go Go Power Rangers

Mighty Morphin Power Rangers

Go Go Power Rangers

Go Go Power Rangers

Go Go Power Rangers

Mighty Morphin Power Rangers

Go Go Power Rangers

Go Go Power Rangers

Go Go Power Rangers *faints, gasping for air*

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:fox: Foxy! (< Whoever added a 'y' to my morpher, WILL BE PUNISHED!!!...)

:falco: Falcon!

:peppy: Rabbit!

:slippy: Ribbit! - NO-WAIT!! - Toad!

:krystal: Shy-ni K-rystal!

:bill: Bill-Coll-ector!

(^<Not very original, uh?)

:katt: Katty-the-Kat!

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:fox: Wolf's momma's breast feel crooked..

:krystal:+ :katt:WHAT?! *holding golden hammers from ssbb*

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:falco: FALCON......

:leon: What does the scanner say about his power level?

:wolf: IT"S OVER 9000!!!!

:leon: WHAT?!?!!? OVER 9000?!?!

:falco: PUUUNNCCCHH!!!!!

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