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Guest Mr. Mario

:krystal: Fox...have you seen James McCLoud?

:fox: NOOOOOOOOO!!! Don't bring my dad up!! Have you seen-

:krystal: Don't bring up Cerinia!

They both sob

:falco: Fox is a idiot...

:slippy: yeah...

STAR WOLF

:wolf: I've had enough with you Panther for being a ladys man.

:leon: Yeah...lady's man.

:panther: Panthers' always been that way.

:wolf: You're kicked out of Star Wolf

:leon: yessssssss...

:panther: fine....

:wolf: Finally some peace and quiet...

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  :krystal:

I'm blue dabadeedabadi, dabadeedabadi!

Making an parody...

[iIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII    ] 80% done.

Access granted.

After Wolf bumped his radio it began playing "I'm Blue".

:krystal: :Hey, I like that!

:falco: : Me too!

:falco: and :krystal: while doing  the egyptian "Z" : I'm blue aba dee aba di, aba dee aba di!

  :fox::peppy::slippy::wolf::leon::panther::dash::katt: : ?_?

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:leon: What what are we gonna do tonight Wolf?

:wolf: Same thing we do every night Panther......try to take over...the Ice Cream shop!!!

:panther: I signed up for this?!

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:krystal::FOX FALCO WENT ON THE COUCH AGAIN!!!

:falco::DID NOT THAT"S YOUR BODILY WASTE VIXY!!!

:peppy:-Sigh- I'll get the steam cleaner.

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Slippy: scanners are indicating that there are millions of citys and towns on that planet but they look like they've been abandoned for decades!!

Fox: well we won't know if its down there unless we check it out,

Falco: i like what your thinkn fox, i'll take the landmaster and check if it really is just a life-less pile of concrete.

[There's a long awkward silence with everyone's eyes on Falco]

Falco: What?

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:falco::GAHH KRYSTAL YO- *Mouth stuffed with Tomato as Krystal shoves him into oven

:fox::Anybody seen Falco?

:krystal::Nope *smirks*

:peppy::FALCO Press R or L  twice to do a barrel roll

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:fox:: Oh, F*** it!!!

:falco:: Fox, you're clearly better than me. I stand firmly in your shadow.

:peppy:: Fox, your father's death was like a breath of fresh air.

:fox:: O_o

:slippy:: Time to kick some a**! Party on, motherf***ers!!!

:fox:: Krystal loves me!

:panther:: No! Krystal loves Panther!

:krystal:: Boys. I don't love either of you... I love Bill!

:bill:: Booya!

:fox:: We can't beat the Anglars this way. Wolf, you should head to that planet and I'll head to this one.

:wolf:: O-on my own?

:fox:: Yeah. *starts to leave*

:wolf:: D-don't leave me! I-I'm scared...

:fox:: ...you're pathetic... *leaves*

:wolf:: F-Fox... *voice goes higher* w-wait!

:leon:: *hugs a kitten* I wuv you!

:panther:: *sees Katt*  :shock:

:katt:: What?

:panther:: *suddenly hugs Katt* Where have you been all my life, my longed for shining star!

:krystal:: ...ahem?

:dash:: *Mandark laugh*

:bill:: I've had enough of Corneria! They always lose! I'm gonna join Star Wolf!

:katt:: Falco...

:falco:: What?

:katt:: Why the f*** are you here?

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Guest Mr. Mario

:fox: I've got to stop him!

:falco: Fox, I'm here to help you!

:fox: Falco!!

:falco: You suck Fox, you drive like a cow.

:fox: Falco, Shut the he** up!

*Shoots laser*

:falco: D**n you Foooooooooooxxxxxxxxxxxx...

Andross: Thanks man, he was pissing me off.

:fox: You too Andross.

*Shoots laser*

Andross: Cuuuurrrrrrrrrrrssssssssseeeeeessssssssssss...

*after Krystal is released*

:krystal: We must stop the villian before it's too late.

:fox: You're right Krystal...DIE YOU STUPID KRAZOA SPIRITS!!!!

*Swings staff at the spirits*

:krystal: Actually I meant Andross...

*stops swinging*

:fox: Whaddya mean? They trapped you up there, they shattered this world into pieces, I had to get pass 5 stupid tests and I had to fight a 50-foot Dinosaur, so THEY are the real villians. DIE YOU KRAZOA SPIRITS, AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

*resumes swinging*

5 minutes later...

*stops swinging*

:fox: ok, now we go after Andross.

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:fox: I've got to stop him!

:falco: Fox, I'm here to help you!

:fox: Falco!!

:falco: You suck Fox, you drive like a cow.

:fox: Falco, Shut the he** up!

*Shoots laser*

:falco: D**n you Foooooooooooxxxxxxxxxxxx...

Andross: Thanks man, he was pissing me off.

:fox: You too Andross.

*Shoots laser*

Andross: Cuuuurrrrrrrrrrrssssssssseeeeeessssssssssss...

*after Krystal is released*

:krystal: We must stop the villian before it's too late.

:fox: You're right Krystal...DIE YOU STUPID KRAZOA SPIRITS!!!!

*Swings staff at the spirits*

:krystal: Actually I meant Andross...

*stops swinging*

:fox: Whaddya mean? They trapped you up there, they shattered this world into pieces, I had to get pass 5 stupid tests and I had to fight a 50-foot Dinosaur, so THEY are the real villians. DIE YOU KRAZOA SPIRITS, AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

*resumes swinging*

5 minutes later...

*stops swinging*

:fox: ok, now we go after Andross.

Oh naughty naughty! Taking lines from a flash video without crediting it :P

(Specifically this one http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/392436)

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:krystal: Matthew Macdowel is so hot

:katt: More like sexy guy

:fox: wtf r u 2 talking about?

:slippy: DO A BARREL ROLL!

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:fox: Great job, DRL.

:falco: Yeah, you are better

            than myself!

:slippy: ...And you have your

                own self-repair system,

                which means that you don't

                need me! COOL!

:peppy: You are too cool for the Barrel Roll.

              Try a Somersault!

:krystal: Mmm... I like your eyes...

:wolf: He's more of a badass than I am.

:leon: And he is WAAAAY cooler than me.

:panther: And ladies like him, unlike me.

:dash: CHUCK NORRISSSSSS!!!!

:bill: ^WHAT?!... Oh well, yeah DRL you are

          better than Chuck Norris, and myself,

          too.

index.php?action=dlattach;topic=6226.0;a Sorry Krystal. This one's mine's, make way

          for sexy Katt!

ROB64: WARNING: EXTREME AWECOOLNESS DETECTED...

            ...WINDOWS ROB WILL NOW CLOSE...

Pigma: Come on, share your coolness secrets with

            Pigma!

Andrew: Uncle Andross? TO HECK! I want to be

              nearly as cool as DRL!

index.php?action=dlattach;topic=6226.0;a Son, give up

        DRL, take his job.

DRL: Thanks guys, I NEVER though you will say any

        of that!

(No seriously. They are NOT EVER going to say any of that.  :lol:)

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:krystal: :fox you need a job!

:fox: :what?! i have one!!

:panther: :i need a job also!

:wolf: :me to!

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:krystal: :That's it! I'm bored with Fox! I love Wolf now..

:wolf: :What? But I.. I have fallen in love with Katt!!

:katt: :Huh? Oh... I forgot to tell you... I love Slippy!

:slippy: :Sorry, Katt, but I can only love Krystal

:fox: :Ahh, the circle of love...

_______________________________________________________

:peppy: :Do a barrel roll while doing a somersault while in a U-Turn while firing your lasers!! In short, you're crashiing!!!

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rob64: windows error 2384623758904! system overcharged! self-destrct in 10... 9.... 8.....

  :wolf: : somebody do something! we all are going to die! i wet myself...

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:krystal:: Forget Fox, I love you Dublinfox.

:fox:: WHAAAAAT!

Dublinfox: YAAAAY!

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Guest Mr. Mario

:krystal: How about some cake for our wedding?

:fox: What wedding? I didn't plan one...

:falco: and :slippy: : We're outta here.

*after they both leave*

:krystal: So...is the secret wedding ready?

:fox: I...guess so.

*they both were 1 inch close to kiss*

Carmelita: FREEZE COOPER!

:fox: Huh?

Carmerlita: I found you Cooper, you must come with me.

:krystal: Listen uh...officer...

Carmelita: My name is Carmelita.

%7Boption%7D Well Carmelita...we honestly don't know who or what is Cooper...

:fox: My name is Fox McCloud and this here is Krystal. What's the story about Cooper?

Sly: Hey Carmelita! I see you got yourself some company!

*jumps building to building*

Carmelita: I'll find you Sly Cooper.

:fox: Sly Cooper?

:krystal: Is Sly a criminal?

Carmelita: *sigh* Yes he is...now I'll never be able to catch him...

:fox: Hey! Don't say never, we'll help you find him and turn him in.

Carmelita: Thanks guys.

Sly: Bently, did you happen to see those 2 foxes with Carmelita?

Bently: Yeah, it seems that they're going to team up with Carmelita so they could turn us all in.

Sly: I wonder if those 2 foxes are members of the klaw gang...

Murry: Carmelita doesn't ever give up...

Sly: Yeah I know, it's like a never-ending story-

Bently: Guys, Carmelita and those 2 foxes are coming!

Sly: Quick! Get to the van!

*Zooooooooooooooooooooooooooooom*

Carmelita: How are we going to get Cooper now?

:fox: We'll each fly our Arwings.

:krystal: They aren't able to get away that easy.

SLY COOPER 4: Beings from another game

COMING SOON

[Pruned to save disk space]

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:peppy: Do a Barrel Roll!,

              'The Barrel Roll,

              press Z or R twice

              to do it!'

index.php?action=dlattach;topic=6226.0;a Don't ever...

  :peppy: ...Do a Barrel Roll---

index.php?action=dlattach;topic=6226.0;a dO a BaRrElL rOlL...

  index.php?action=dlattach;topic=6226.0;a Let's shoot him!

Pigma: Okay! *Shoots James*

index.php?action=dlattach;topic=6226.0;a !!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!!, DANG IT!!

  index.php?action=dlattach;topic=6226.0;a Pigma, if anybody asks, it was YOUR fault...

Pigma: Yeah... It sounds bad*ss!!

  index.php?action=dlattach;topic=6226.0;a And... DO A BARREL ROLL!

Pimga: !- Um, OKAY!! *Does*

:peppy: Good Piggy...

           

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index.php?action=dlattach;topic=6226.0;a :You can now give up, my son..

:fox: :B..but dad, I thought you said..

index.php?action=dlattach;topic=6226.0;a :Just give up now!!!

:fox: But WHY!?

index.php?action=dlattach;topic=6226.0;a :Because I can't defeat you at this stupid game!! *throws controller, then leaves*

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index.php?action=dlattach;topic=6226.0;a :You can now give up, my son..

:fox: :B..but dad, I thought you said..

index.php?action=dlattach;topic=6226.0;a :Just give up now!!!

:fox: But WHY!?

index.php?action=dlattach;topic=6226.0;a :Because I can't defeat you at this stupid game!! *throws controller, then leaves*

LOL! 

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:peppy: :Do a cinnamon roll!

:trollface:

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