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Something a starfox character would never say.


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Guest Mr. Mario

:krystal: Fox I have something to say...

:fox: Don't tell me you're joining Star Wolf...

:krystal: No...it's not that.

:fox: So what is it?

:krystal: I'm falling in love with Luigi.

:fox: What?! He's a Mario character.

:krystal: Sorry but I have to go.

:peppy: I'm leaving too Fox, I'm tired of DOING A BARREL ROLL!

:krystal: No Peppy, I'll go it alone from here.

*leaves*

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Falco: just great Fox... you didn't have a clue on how to fly that kind of transport yet ya still did it anyway...

Fox: well did you have any better idea's on how to get out of a base which was 23 seconds away from self-destructing?

Falco: no but that doesn't change the fact that we still have to walk WHO KNOWS how many miles until we find some form of civilization!!!

{after 2 hours of walking}

Fox: Hey!!! theres a building in the distance!!

Falco: Bout Damn time!!! but whats this button for?

[Garguld transmition from slippy] : Gu.....cting......plosiv...................other sid......tton... DO........ PUSH ...!!!

Falco: what'd he say?

Fox not sure but it think he said to push the button.

Falco: you sure?

Fox: it sure sounded like it.

Falco: well... ok... *beep*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-VefS9oOqJc

Fox: you gotta  be kidding me.....

Falco: F**********************************

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:falco: FOX HELP THERE ARE ENMIES BEHIND ME!

:fox: Ahh save yourself so called Ace pilot.

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index.php?action=dlattach;topic=6226.0;a He's mine!

:krystal: NO, HE IS MINE!

DRL: No need to fight for me, gals!

index.php?action=dlattach;topic=6226.0;a & :krystal: Shut up DRL.

:fox: Awww!, Man, I wished that girls fought

        for me!

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Guest Mr. Mario

:fox: Krystal...

:krystal: What is it Fox?

:fox: IM A ZOMBIE!!

:krystal: *screams*

Me: FREEZE!

:krystal: Who are you?

Me: I'm Leon Scott Kennedy. I work for the Raccoon city police department.

:krystal: Can I join in?

Me: H*ll yeah!

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:fox: : Go! Ninetails

:peppy: Go Lupunny

:wolf: Ha, Mightyena

:leon: My Kecleon shall kick your butt!!!

:krystal: here we go with Espeon

:panther: hmm...introducing Umbreon

:krystal: ...

:panther: what?

:krystal: um...Umbreon isn't a kat...much less a panther....

:panther: so....?

:krystal: -sighs- never mind (stalker....)

:slippy: WooHoo Politoad!!

:bill: Arcanine!!!

:katt: Delcatty!

:dash: Beat 'em up Primeape

:falco: Arcicuno is the best!!!!!

:fox::peppy::wolf::leon::panther::slippy::bill::katt::dash: NO LEGENDARIES!!!!!!

:falco: -sighs-

Oh naughty naughty! Taking lines from a flash video without crediting it :P

(Specifically this one http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/392436)

OMG That is funny xD

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  • 2 weeks later...

:slippy: :MY Emperor! I've FAAAAIIILLLEEED to make a Cinnamon roll!

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:wolf: I like trains.

Is that a quote from ASDF Movie 2 by any chance?

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:leon:: [sing]I'm Not wearing underwear today[/sing]
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:krystal:

Fox, I'm sorry to say this, but it's not you that I love. It's Slippy.

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Is that a quote from ASDF Movie 2 by any chance?

Yes. Those who've seen it will get it.

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  • 2 weeks later...
:peppy: Where the hell you been Hatsworth III lol
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andrew(me): me? i was diong some "gunnery" shopping, look what i brought? *pulls out of his pocket* 3 miniguns, 2 lazer cannons, 5 shotguns, 8 pistols, 5 rocket launchers, 3 flametrhowers an a smg2.

:peppy:: smg2? what does that mean?

andrew: super mario galaxy 2, duh.

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:katt: I am the real Katt

:sf64katt: No, I AM THE REAL KATT,

                you very fake impostor,

                piece of c***, liar!.

:katt: I... I am going to cry!

          BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUAAAA!!!

:sf64katt: Like everyone in Command.

                Typical.  :facepalm:

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I could see that happening to Katt LOL

*Fox gets shot down*

:peppy: : You're becoming more like your father.

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I could see that happening to Katt LOL

*Fox gets shot down*

:peppy: : You're becoming more like your father.

ROFL!!!!!!

:falco:

Fox, the reason I'm never thankful when you save my hide, and why it seems like I hate you, is actually cuz I'm gay, I love you and don't want to admit it

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:leon:WHat do I look like a ORC?

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QUIT USING MY MODS

:fox: Broken image?

:falco: No, it is a link.

  :fox: *Drools*

  :krystal: Fox, do not be so OBVIOUS!

              Ugh, my boyfriend is a yiffer.  :facepalm:

:falco: And who said THAT WAS BAD?! *drools*

  :sf64katt:  :facepalm:

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:falco: I WEAR PINK UNDERWEAR!!!

:leon:[[sing]I"m not wearing underwear today.... I'm not wearing underwear todaty[/sing]

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Guest Mr. Mario

:panther: I realized the mistake about you.

:krystal: What mistake?

:wolf: (Here it comes...)

:panther: I don't want to be a ladies man, I hate being buff for nothing.

:wolf: WHOOPEE! You're out of Star Wolf!

:panther: Good, Panther can rehearse for his opera.

:falco: Eh, good enough.

:fox: Finally he's gone.

:slippy: Don't forget me!

:fox: You too Slippy?

:falco: WHOOPEE! You're out of Star Fox!

:slippy: Good cause you're all screwballs.

:krystal: How 'bout some wine Fox?

:fox: I don't drink...

:krystal: Even with me?

:falco: SO LONG LOSERS!

:fox: Ok, why not?

:krystal: Wet-willy!

:fox: Gross...

:krystal: *giggle*

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