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Something a starfox character would never say.


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:fox: Earth!

:peppy: Fire!

:falco: Wind!

:slippy: Water!

:krystal: Heart!

:fox::peppy::falco::slippy::krystal: Go Bill!

:bill: By your powers combined,

        I am Captain Bill!

*Song*

Captain Bill, he's a hero,

gonna make you pay all your bills now,

he's our powers magnified, and he's fighting on the lawyers' side.

Captain Bill, he's a hero,

gonna make you pay all your bills now,

gonna help him, collect bills,

from those who do not pay a cent.

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Oh Lord, lawl.

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The StarFox team is trying to hook up through facebook :D

http://www.dorkly.com/article/1764/the-starfox-64-crew-tries-to-make-plans

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Oh Lord, lawl.

Remember Captain Planet?,

I used to watch when I was ~8 years old.  :lol:

:wolf: You will pay for this Captain Bill!

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Remember Captain Planet?,

I used to watch when I was ~8 years old.  :lol:

:wolf: You will pay for this Captain Bill!

Oh I got the joke, just the joke worked all too well.

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Oh I got the joke, just the joke worked all too well.

lol then it worked!  :D:lol:

I can imagine it...  :lol:

:fox::peppy::falco::slippy::krystal:

We are the Star Fox team, you can part too,

'cus collecting bills from debtors is a thing to do,

  Borrowing and escaping is not the way,

  hear what Captain Bill, has to say!

  :bill: The power of LAWYERS!

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:krystal: QUIT USING ME FOR A MOD. Or else...

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that is the hottest pic of Krystal ever! woah!

  :krystal:

Thank you green fox. I strive to be the foxiest fox in the universe.

me: yeah, just forget about fox, and be with me instead.

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:wolf: "... our father never told you about me?"

:fox: "You'll never--wait... 'our' father?!?"

:wolf: "Yes... Fox... I AM YOUR BROTHER!!!"

:fox:  :shock:

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DRL: I'M IN. Because I am AWEC00L.

:fox: And who the GEEK invited you to

        Star Fox?!

:sf64katt: I did.

:fox: And who the GEEK invited you?!.

:falco: I did.

:fox: And WHO THE GEEK invited YOU

        into Star Fox?!

:falco::sf64katt: & DRL :facepalm:  :facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm:

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:wolf: "... our father never told you about me?"

:fox: "You'll never--wait... 'our' father?!?"

:wolf: "Yes... Fox... I AM YOUR BROTHER!!!"

:fox:  :shock:

That would actually be pretty cool, if it weren't for the species shift :D.

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That would actually be pretty cool, if it weren't for the species shift :D.

You'll never know... Father's got secrets...  O_o

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You'll never know... Father's got secrets...  O_o

:lolhyst: Good point, maybe THAT'S why he ran to Venom :lol:

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:lolhyst: Good point, maybe THAT'S why he ran to Venom :lol:

Yup. Nothing more than brotherly confrontation...

:wolf: "You were always the favorite, Fox, while I was left out in the freezing rain! Well, Brother, it's time you and me settle this once and for all!"

:fox: "You... are... my... brother?!!"

ME "...  O_o ... NO... FREAKIN'... WAY! WHAT A TWIST!!!  O_o"

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Guest Mr. Mario

:krystal: Who are you?

???: Vixy Reinard

:fox: Mom?!?

:falco: Fox uh...tell me it ain't so buddy.

:peppy: Fox's mother?!

:slippy: Aren't you married?

Vixy: James McCloud is my husband.

:fox: Is he dead?

:peppy: For the last time Fox, YES!

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The StarFox team is trying to hook up through facebook :D

http://www.dorkly.com/article/1764/the-starfox-64-crew-tries-to-make-plans

:krystal::Fine Fox all the more time we can spend catching up since i left for Fichina
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Andross:Fox I am youR FATHER!!!!!! *takes off  monkey suit disguise*

:fox::NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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:falco: *Kicks the ball*

:bill: Hello! It's-a-me Bill-Gray. We

        are on the Lylat Cup 2010,

        and Team Vixen is kicking Team Fox a**!!

:peppy: Knock it out, Fox!

  :fox: Okay, okay! *kicks the ball*

          *Mutters* Bummer,

          who though he would

          make a good coach?!

  :sf64katt: *Catches it* Make way for Katt!

  :falco: HEY EINSTAIN I AM ON YOUR SIDE!

:fox: Sorry Falco, but why the HECK you did not

        do a Falcon Pawnch?!!

  :falco: You ********

:bill: Oh, and Falco is insulting Fox! Calling him retard!!

        HEY, Katt is up there guys, SHE HAS THE BALL GUYS!

        SHE IS GOING TO SCORE!!

:falco: FOX, DO SOMETHING!

:slippy: FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOX!!

:peppy: DO A BARREL ROLL!!

  :fox: *Gets the ball* Ha!, I got it!

:sf64katt: Dang!

:krystal: *Takes it* Sorry guys!

:fox: WHAT THE HECK?!

:wolf: HEY, THAT IS MY LINE!

:bill: GET OUT OF THERE, WOLF!

        ...where I was?... ah, yeah!

        AND KRYSTAL HAS THE BALL,

        SHE HAS IT SHE IS GOING TO

        GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAL!

:fox: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU--!!!!!

:falco: It's all your fault Fox! You are the leader!

:slippy: Yeah, I am supposed to do nothing at all,

            and leave you to do everything!

:peppy: Fox, WHY THE HYPER DID YOU NOT DO

            A BARREL ROLL?!

:fox: Freakin' Team... It is Star Fox 64 all over again... :x

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^^^someone's been watching the World Cup.

:fox: : Slippy, cover me while I charge at that group of fighters.

:slippy: : You can count on-

:fox: : SLIPPY!!! HELP!!! THERE ON ME!!!

:slippy: : :facepalm: *shoots down enemies*

:fox: : Thanks Slippy, I thought they had me.

:peppy: : Fox can be such a headache!

:falco: : Sorry Fox, you know I would have been there for you, but, I have no skills in the Arwing.

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:krystal::Stop being so Selfless  I know your vision is good but look  for the towers!
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:krystal:*seductivly oooh slippy come here."

:slippy::uhhh... sure krystal *Falls AHH!*

Morning after

:fox::Where did you get these delisou frog legs krystal

:krystal::Oh.. they were around  :evil:

:falco::around?

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:krystal:*seductivly oooh slippy come here."

:slippy::uhhh... sure krystal *Falls AHH!*

Morning after

:fox::Where did you get these delisou frog legs krystal

:krystal::Oh.. they were around  :evil:

:falco::around?

Kursed for SF-O President  :lolhyst:

:krystal: Bye Fox, I'm marrying Leon.

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