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FOOD FIGHT!


Four-eyed Vulpine

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*Comes out form cover*

Wow, the monster pumpkin did not destroyed all forms of life as I had expected!

*Sees to the skies above to see that the giant pumpkin of doom is about to hit the planet*

Holly $#**+!!! INCOMING!!!!!

*R_G hits the deck and covers head while the monster pumpkin of death splashes all over the place, covering everything with an ugly green and orange color*

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:shock: *wipes away pumpkin from his face* Whoever that belonged to has 10 seconds to start running before I load some volcano hot chili into a cannon and blast you with it! *Starts loading Chili cannon*

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*Already gone. Cloud of dust is in place where R_G was standing*

*Cell phone on the floor left behind*

Ha-ha, I'm already gone to the other side of the planet! And, by the way, check behind!!

*Remains of pumpkin blows all over the place, splashing everything again*

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:lol:

*grabs tray and uses it as shield*

... You people...

*splat*

... are...

*splat*

... insane!

*splat*

*dives to the floor and crawls away with tray over his body*

Got to get aw-

*is hit right in the face*

@.@

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*Laughs uncontolably for what had happened to ESF and gets hit to*

That's what happens when I make fun of people...

*Hit again. Ducks and covers from the warlike place: food all over the place, people with tomatoe all over their bodies like blood, and the smokey hot pizza being thrown around*

This is like hell!

*Hot fudge lands next to R_G, missing him by 5 in. Starts dragging on the floor to the exit while under heavy food fire*

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*jumps beside RG*

Ack, there's too many!

*throws apple*

*apple explodes and a person gets flown into the air*

Got one!

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*gets blown into the air by someone throwing an apple at her* HEY!! *lands on ground* You're gonna PAY!!! *grabbs a random spork and puts some very hot spices onto it and flicks the end of the spork into someone's eye*

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*gets spork'D in the face*

... well... that's not good...

*runs around and runs into a table and does a front flip of it*

Thats it... no more mister-throw-apples-and-burritos-like-a-little-punk.

*pulls out watermelon*

Heh, someone's gonna get it.

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*Gets hit on the leg with hot fudge*

Oh my God!!! I'm hit! I'm hit! Men down!!!!

*Starts dragging to the back of a downed table for cover while hot fudge is still being fired at R_G*

I need cover!! I need cover!!! I got a 3rd degree burn here!!!

MEDIC!!!!

*Throws a tomato granade*

*Hot fudge all around*

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  • 4 weeks later...

*pours molasses all over rebel_gunman's head* BWA HA HA!!!!

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-Returns out of nowhere and pours hot cheese on Four-Eyed Vulpin- :PO_o:twisted::twisted::twisted: :twisted:

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Holy shoot!!

*Takes out V-54 Spearhead Bazooka*

Say hello to my little buddy!!!

*Fires potatoe missile at next poster*

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*Runs from pizza bread, turns and does a cool matrix move to dodge*

Is that the best you can do?!

*Hit in the back by same pizza bread*

Ok! You're dead meat!!!

*Goes out through front door and blasts the wall with a meat-launcher tank*

Now, lets rethink your surrendering papers...

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  • 4 weeks later...

* sends out his army of mutated Gingerbread men, with tommy guns....but if they do not work...Sends out army of Mutated mushrooms out at everyone...all holding gernades*

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