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ThePointingMan

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My mother said to me, "I want you to function like a normal person," and I replied with, "But I don't function like normal people, I return a different value."

What are some stupid puns you've used in life?

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Do a barrel roll. Lots of people just stare at me and don't get that joke.

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Barrel Roll isn't as big a meme as things like Shoop-dah-whoop or Dramatic Chipmonk.

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Barrel Roll isn't as big a meme as things like Shoop-dah-whoop or Dramatic Chipmonk.

Well I do not know either... Sorry, I am an idiot regarding well-know stuff.

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Well, once some guy said something in an offensive tone to me: "...Well, you are certainly from mars."

And I answered: "And well, you are certainly from a broken alternate reality."

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Pretty much along these lines is what I do.

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"I'm an Aspie Wiccan, so sue me.".

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