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HAHAHAHA!!!

You are a pirate!

That's rich DRL. Keep it up! :D

Thank you!  :D...

DRL: Well, I must thank  :wolf: for being

        a true Space Pirate!

  :wolf: What, do you want ANOTHER beating?

:lol:

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Again another Dual-Post,

but here is a new one.

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DRL: Hello you all! Today I am with our favourite

        kitty, Katt!

:katt: WHO YOU CALL A KITTY YOU MONKEY!!

DRL: Uh... Sorry Katt... Um, could I ask you a few

        questions?

:katt: Whatever...

DRL: Please, tell me... Did you like the race-change

        operation?

:katt: Well, I admit I do look more like a cat now, but

          since I did it, Falco does not even look at me.

          ...Maybe I change back to pink later.

DRL: O-Kay... and what about...

:katt: In fact, I think I will do it NOW!

DRL: Uh...

*Moments later*

index.php?action=dlattach;topic=6226.0;a Make way for Cop-Katt!

DRL: Oh well, now we can FINISH the interview?

  index.php?action=dlattach;topic=6226.0;a You go interview someone else,

                I WANT MY FALCO!

  :falco: Um, Katt, I will say that you do look nice

            in that police uniform...

  index.php?action=dlattach;topic=6226.0;a Thanks, sweetee!

  :falco: ...BUT, you are still out of my league.

                Out of orbit. You are from another planet,

                we can´t be togheter, ect, ect. Just find another

                cat! Like Panther!

  :panther: *jumps in* I totally support that idea!

  index.php?action=dlattach;topic=6226.0;a *Kicks  :panther:´s testicles*

  :panther: Oooouch! WHY THEY ALLWAYS DO THAT!

                My little thingies!... Ooouch!

  index.php?action=dlattach;topic=6226.0;a Ah, shut up, crybaby. And Falco...

                  Sure, there is no problem, I see now

                  that I can´t have you.

  :falco: Good to see that you took it the right

            way, Katt. And we can still be friends.

  DRL: Yeah but can not we finish the...?

  index.php?action=dlattach;topic=6226.0;a But... If I can not have you,

                  NO ONE WILL HAVE YOU!

                  *Takes out bazooka*

  :falco: Er... FOOOOOOOOX!

  :fox: Sorry Falco, I already have a witch

            waiting for me at home, I definetly

          DO NOT NEED ANOTHER!

   

  :krystal: Fox... WHAT DID YOU SAY??!

                  *Takes out uber-version-of-staff*

 

  :fox: Er... *Runs like heck*

  DRL: Well, this is not much of an iterview, but

          certainly a cool action video!

          Gals chasing guys!

  index.php?action=dlattach;topic=6226.0;a *Throws axe at DRL*

  DRL: *Barely avoids execution*

            Hey! WHY DID YOU DO THAT!!??

    index.php?action=dlattach;topic=6226.0;a Because you are a moron!

                  Now, hold still and let me shoot you!

 

    DRL: YIKES!

    :fox::falco: and DRL: *Runs off, with  index.php?action=dlattach;topic=6226.0;a and  :krystal: right behaind them*

    DRL: Well... today´s moral tip guys?

    :fox: Never EVER call :krystal: a witch!

    :krystal: *Shocks  :fox: with ubersized-staff*

    :falco: NEVER SAY 'NO' TO index.php?action=dlattach;topic=6226.0;a!!!

    index.php?action=dlattach;topic=6226.0;a *Tries to nuke Falco*

    DRL: Well, that is all for today people!

            I hope I see you all soon...

    index.php?action=dlattach;topic=6226.0;a & :krystal: *Tries to nuke the boys*

    DRL: AND LET´S HOPE WE ARE NOT NUKED!!!!

           

    :falco:, :fox: and DRL: AAAAAAAAHHHH!!! *Continue running*   

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Guest DRL

LOL.  :P

Say what! You so crazay!  Fun stuff. :lol:

Thanks!  :lol:

I will do another one later,

after I recover... *Pant, pant*

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  • 1 month later...

Lol, I feel like bumping this,

as I think I am going to continue

this 'sort-of-fanfiction'.

Apologies for another double-post.

Today: Captain Bill and The Collectors.

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DRL: Hello you all! Today I am with a classic hero!

        The lawyer's best friend, debtors worst enemy,

        Captain Bill!

        *Looks around* Hey, He was HERE a moment

        ago!

  :sf64katt: Look, he is not going to come unless you

                cue his theme song.

DRL: And what the HYPER is his theme song?

:fox::peppy::falco::slippy::krystal: We can answer that!

:fox: Earth!

:peppy: Fire!

:falco: Wind!

:slippy: Water!

:krystal: Heart!

:fox::peppy::falco::slippy::krystal: Go Bill!

:bill: By your powers combined,

        I am Captain Bill!

:fox::peppy::falco::slippy::krystal:

*Sing the theme song*

Captain Bill, he's a hero,

gonna make you pay all your bills now,

he's our powers magnified, and he's fighting on the lawyers' side.

Captain Bill, he's a hero,

gonna make you pay all your bills now,

gonna help him, collect bills,

from those who do not pay a cent.

:wolf: You will pay for this Captain Bill!

:fox::peppy::falco::slippy::krystal:

We are the Star Fox team, you can part too,

'cus collecting bills from debtors is a thing to do,

  Borrowing and escaping is not the way,

  hear what Captain Bill, has to say!

  :bill: The power of LAWYERS!

DRL: Captain Bill! Hello, I am DRL working

        for my run-down YouTube channel.

        Can I ask you a few questions?

 

:bill: Of course!... WAIT - My collector sense

        is tingling...

DRL: What, someone forgot to pay their bills?

          GrEaT, we will see Captain Bill in action!

          Pay attention people!... Captain Bill,

          who is the debtor?

:bill: ... *Looks at DRL* You.

DRL: WHAD?!

:bill: First, you do not have a license to carry a camera.

          Second, you did not pay your electricity bill.

DRL: Er...

:bill: And if it was not enough, you did not pay

          you FINES, DEBTOR!!!

DRL: Oh, DANG IT! *Runs*

:bill: Do not worry people, I am going to beat

        him down. Oh, and he still does not have

        a license to carry a camera on. *Turns it off*

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OMG captain planet parody (I remember those days!) 1 extra wwingman for that, cause you brightened my day.

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OMG captain planet parody (I remember those days!) 1 extra wwingman for that, cause you brightened my day.

Thank you! Yeah, I remember the

show too. :):lol:

Also, if anyone wants an interview

with a character or anything you feel

free to tell me.

See you all soon? (provided  :bill:

does not beats me down)  :lol:

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  • 2 weeks later...

Thank you! Yeah, I remember the

show too. :):lol:

Also, if anyone wants an interview

with a character or anything you feel

free to tell me.

See you all soon? (provided  :bill:

does not beats me down)  :lol:

Hmm, I wonder how your interview with :dash: would look like :lol:

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  • 2 weeks later...

Do you think you are going to continue your interviews? They are hilarious!

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Do you think you are going to continue your interviews? They are hilarious!

Really? Thank you... :lol:

Well, let's see what I

can do with  :dash: ...

Something weird, I am sure. :wink:

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Do you think you are going to continue your interviews? They are hilarious!

I concur! :D.  CONTINUE THE HYPER MY CAPTAIN! :lol:

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Agreed 100%. This is what comedians lack these days. I love the cornyness of all of this, just cant stop laughing! And I got an interview for you...how about you interview Lucy Hare or Amanda+ :slippy:  together?

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Agreed 100%. This is what comedians lack these days. I love the cornyness of all of this, just cant stop laughing! And I got an interview for you...how about you interview Lucy Hare or Amanda+ :slippy:  together?

Lol, thank you.

I suppose when crazy ideas

struck me, they struck me big

time. :lol:

Also... What about Lucy AND Amanda?

I mean, who wants  :slippy: more

only to find out he was with someone else?

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Again another bump and a dual-post,

to both.

Well, you wanted Dash ( :dash: ) ?

You got him!

It is not as good as previous interviews,

however...

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DRL: Hello everyone! Today I am with

        the rap-star, thy fellow-knight,

        the pop and rap idol, Dash-de-Splash!

*Faked applauses sound*

:dash: Thanks everyone, thanks!

            Well, I am here for an interview

            or my massage?

DRL: Your interview, they do not

        do massages here. Wish

        they did thought.

        Now, let me ask you a question Dash.

:dash: Yeah?

DRL: How it is being Andross grandson?

:dash: 'Illegimate' you meant. The freakish

            so called 'scientist' said he had nothing

            to do with me at all!

DRL: Oh that is too-

:dash: And WHY? Because I have a freaking

            tail!

DRL: Well, it is okay but-

:dash: GRANPA ANDROSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!11-

DRL: Are you done?

:dash: Mmm... No. -OSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!11111

DRL: Now?

:dash: Yeah. Continue.

DRL: Well, what about your name? Who

          you were named after?

:dash: Isn't it OBVIOUS? A dash. My

            family used to be poor, so

            we could not affort pencils.

            Or paper. Not even dashes.

DRL: ...O-Kay... What about your carrer?

        Why did you want to become a Pop'n'Rap

        star?

:dash: Because it was the only way I could

          get closer to my granfather Andross.

*Awwww sound*

:dash: Really, he LOVES Pop'n'Rap. Personally

          I think it is a piece of cra-... *Notices

          the cameras* of craft...

DRL: *I see what you did here face* okay,

          would you sing something for us?

:dash: Okay! Gran-da-pa Andro-s-s-s-s-!-1,

          I wah-h-h-h-t you-to-be-a bad-bad-bad

          bad-*ss, and not a cheap villain.

          *Notices everyone is fainted*

          This is the fault of Granpa Andross, he

          made me a terrible singer!

          GRANPA ANDROSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!111

*Some time later, a news reporter is transmiting*

News Reporter: "Early today, Dash '-de-Dasher' Bowman,

                        attempted to sing a song at a planned

                        interview at Cornerian TV.

                        Most people fainted or suffered a breakdown

                        when the monkey started to sing, however,

                        and many questions arose today, like

                        'How the F*** this mor*n maganed

                        to become a #1 hit?!' and anonymous

                        call today - coming obvious from Andrew

                        Oikonny - said that 'He stole my phrase!

                        UNCLE ANDROSSSSSSSSSS!!!!11'.

                        Everyone was hospitalized, included

                        the interviewver, and Dash himself,

                        after he listened to a record he had made.

                        We will keep you updated on this issue."

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:lolhyst: That's beyond HYPER!! :D

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:lolhyst: That's beyond HYPER!! :D

Whoa, lets be careful about those calls. *looks in all directions* "The Hyper" Is watching. O.o

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:lolhyst: That's beyond HYPER!! :D

Whoa, lets be careful about those calls. *looks in all directions* "The Hyper" Is watching. O.o

DRL: Thank you! :D

Commander: What do you wante me

                    to do, eh?

YOU WANT ME TO

[shadow=red,left]SHOW YOU THE DARK SIDE OF THE HYPER-CANNON?![/shadow]

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  • 6 months later...

These are awesome every single one them were so funny and they made my day thanks. I hope you don't stop making these as I really look forward for more of these in the future. :lol:

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