EvolutionSFox Posted November 9, 2005 Share Posted November 9, 2005 Okay, here's where you share your little jokes that you think are funny, which sometimes people think are really stupid. I'll grab some later and put them here, I had some REALLY good ones but I forgot 'em... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
james mccloud Posted November 9, 2005 Share Posted November 9, 2005 k how about this one. Question:Why did the turkey cross the road? Answer: 'cause it was the chickens day off. HEres a yo momma joke. Your mommas so fat, she jumped in the ocean and the whales started singing, "we are family, even though your fatter than me!" Your mommas so fat shes fat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EvolutionSFox Posted November 10, 2005 Author Share Posted November 10, 2005 XD ... well... here's one... Person a: Knock, knock. Person b: Who's there? Person a: Madam. Person b: Madam who? Person a: Madam foot got caught in the door. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
james mccloud Posted November 10, 2005 Share Posted November 10, 2005 lolz thats funny! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XG Fox Posted November 10, 2005 Share Posted November 10, 2005 XD ... well... here's one... Person a: Knock, knock. Person b: Who's there? Person a: Madam. Person b: Madam who? Person a: Madam foot got caught in the door. Nice. I'll have to remember that one! :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gamecuber459 Posted November 10, 2005 Share Posted November 10, 2005 1. Yo Mama's so fat, her nickname is "Ya gonna eat dat" 2. Yo Mama's so poor, we saw her kicking a can down the street. We asked her what she was doing and she said, "moving". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
james mccloud Posted November 10, 2005 Share Posted November 10, 2005 LOLZ!!! I got one. Yo mommas so stupid, when we had a tv dinner, we had to unplug her from the wall. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gamecuber459 Posted November 10, 2005 Share Posted November 10, 2005 That was really good James. XD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ranzick Posted November 10, 2005 Share Posted November 10, 2005 pieman away o no its its pie mans worst enamy mouth man is this the end for pieman see you next time in retarded advetures Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EvolutionSFox Posted November 10, 2005 Author Share Posted November 10, 2005 XD Okay... Yo momma so ugly, the people at the Zoo pay cash so they DON'T have to see her... ~~~ Yo momma so ugly, when she walked into the Haunted House, she came back out with a Job Application! (XD Burnt!) ~~~ Person A: Knock, knock Person B: Who's there? Person A: Candice. Person B: Candice who? Person A: Candice get any better? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
james mccloud Posted November 10, 2005 Share Posted November 10, 2005 That was really good James. XD thnx i got another one. Yo mommas so fat, she Used the entire country of Mexico as her tanning bed!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mad_But_Happy Posted November 10, 2005 Share Posted November 10, 2005 Your mama's so fat, she dosen't have belly button lint, she has sweaters! Your mama's so fat, when she walked across London Bridge it fell down. ~~~ What's black and white and red all over? ... A skunk that got hit by a truck. D: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EvolutionSFox Posted November 23, 2005 Author Share Posted November 23, 2005 I got a good one! ... ... If quizs are quizzical, then what are tests? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rebel_gunman Posted November 23, 2005 Share Posted November 23, 2005 I got a good one! ... ... If quizs are quizzical, then what are tests? O... k. So, why there are no Wal-Mart stores in Afganistan? Because there are too many Targets! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest starfoxtechno Posted November 25, 2005 Share Posted November 25, 2005 Heres an long joke. A man lies sprawled across three seats in a cinema. the usher goes over to him and says "sorry sir your're only allowed one seat, the man groans but wont move, the usher says impatiently, sir if you dont get up im going to have to call the manager. But the man just groans again and wont move. so the usher fetches his boss. They try to shift him, but cant. finally, they go into the street and call a policeman. The police says, "whats your name, sir ? the man groans, sam,, the policeman says, where are you from? sam groans, THE BALCONY," Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XG Fox Posted November 26, 2005 Share Posted November 26, 2005 O... k. So, why there are no Wal-Mart stores in Afganistan? Because there are too many Targets! *dies laughing from both posts* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EvolutionSFox Posted November 26, 2005 Author Share Posted November 26, 2005 Heres an long joke. A man lies sprawled across three seats in a cinema. the usher goes over to him and says "sorry sir your're only allowed one seat, the man groans but wont move, the usher says impatiently, sir if you dont get up im going to have to call the manager. But the man just groans again and wont move. so the usher fetches his boss. They try to shift him, but cant. finally, they go into the street and call a policeman. The police says, "whats your name, sir ? the man groans, sam,, the policeman says, where are you from? sam groans, THE BALCONY," Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rebel_gunman Posted November 27, 2005 Share Posted November 27, 2005 If you choke a smurf, what color does it turns??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jam Posted November 27, 2005 Share Posted November 27, 2005 If you choke a smurf' date=' what color does it turns???[/quote'] ummm...purple? or maby red? oh I know green.....spring green Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EvolutionSFox Posted November 27, 2005 Author Share Posted November 27, 2005 Blue! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ludvig11 Posted November 27, 2005 Share Posted November 27, 2005 no, Bluer! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Edge Posted November 27, 2005 Share Posted November 27, 2005 Mauve. Duh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rebel_gunman Posted December 5, 2005 Share Posted December 5, 2005 Too late, it died! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EvolutionSFox Posted December 5, 2005 Author Share Posted December 5, 2005 Uhh... umm... knock, knock? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rebel_gunman Posted December 5, 2005 Share Posted December 5, 2005 I know I'll regret this but... Who is it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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