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Okay, here's where you share your little jokes that you think are funny, which sometimes people think are really stupid. I'll grab some later and put them here, I had some REALLY good ones but I forgot 'em...

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k how about this one.

Question:Why did the turkey cross the road?

Answer: 'cause it was the chickens day off.

HEres a yo momma joke.

Your mommas so fat, she jumped in the ocean and the whales started singing, "we are family, even though your fatter than me!"

Your mommas so fat shes fat.

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XD

... well... here's one...

Person a: Knock, knock.

Person b: Who's there?

Person a: Madam.

Person b: Madam who?

Person a: Madam foot got caught in the door.

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XD

... well... here's one...

Person a: Knock, knock.

Person b: Who's there?

Person a: Madam.

Person b: Madam who?

Person a: Madam foot got caught in the door.

Nice. I'll have to remember that one! :)

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1. Yo Mama's so fat, her nickname is "Ya gonna eat dat"

2. Yo Mama's so poor, we saw her kicking a can down the street. We asked her what she was doing and she said, "moving".

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LOLZ!!!

I got one.

Yo mommas so stupid, when we had a tv dinner, we had to unplug her from the wall.

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pieman away o no its its pie mans worst enamy mouth man is this the end for pieman see you next time in retarded advetures

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XD

Okay...

Yo momma so ugly, the people at the Zoo pay cash so they DON'T have to see her...

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Yo momma so ugly, when she walked into the Haunted House, she came back out with a Job Application! (XD Burnt!)

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Person A: Knock, knock

Person B: Who's there?

Person A: Candice.

Person B: Candice who?

Person A: Candice get any better?

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That was really good James. XD

thnx i got another one.

Yo mommas so fat, she Used the entire country of Mexico as her tanning bed!!!

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Guest Mad_But_Happy

Your mama's so fat, she dosen't have belly button lint, she has sweaters!

Your mama's so fat, when she walked across London Bridge it fell down.

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What's black and white and red all over?

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A skunk that got hit by a truck. D:

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  • 2 weeks later...

I got a good one!

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... If quizs are quizzical, then what are tests?

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I got a good one!

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... If quizs are quizzical, then what are tests?

:lol:

O... k.

So, why there are no Wal-Mart stores in Afganistan?

Because there are too many Targets!

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Heres an long joke.

A man lies sprawled across three seats in a cinema.

the usher goes over to him and says "sorry sir your're only allowed one seat,

the man groans but wont move,

the usher says impatiently, sir if you dont get up im going to have to call the manager.

But the man just groans again and wont move.

so the usher fetches his boss.

They try to shift him, but cant.

finally, they go into the street and call a policeman.

The police says, "whats your name, sir ?

the man groans,

sam,,

the policeman says,

where are you from?

sam groans,

THE BALCONY,"

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:?

O... k.

So, why there are no Wal-Mart stores in Afganistan?

Because there are too many Targets!

*dies laughing from both posts*

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Heres an long joke.

A man lies sprawled across three seats in a cinema.

the usher goes over to him and says "sorry sir your're only allowed one seat,

the man groans but wont move,

the usher says impatiently, sir if you dont get up im going to have to call the manager.

But the man just groans again and wont move.

so the usher fetches his boss.

They try to shift him, but cant.

finally, they go into the street and call a policeman.

The police says, "whats your name, sir ?

the man groans,

sam,,

the policeman says,

where are you from?

sam groans,

THE BALCONY,"

:?

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If you choke a smurf, what color does it turns???

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If you choke a smurf' date=' what color does it turns???[/quote']

ummm...purple? or maby red? oh I know green.....spring green

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Too late, it died!

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Uhh... umm... knock, knock?

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I know I'll regret this but...

Who is it?

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