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Say something random part 2


Conall Drest

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I don't know what I know but I know I don't know what I know and you know no nothing about knowing nothing!

Seems legit.

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Orange you glad this has been said only once?

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Doctor: Sir, I'm sorry, but i'm afraid you have...

Man: Yes, w-what is it?

D: Well... we aren't too sure... but... it seems that you have something in your chest... and it's moving. We are going to do an ultrasound to see what it might be, but... It might be an alien for all we know.

The man scrambles away, obviously terrified.

D:Now, sir, try not to be alarmed, especially with the amount of alcahol that's in your blood, A drunk alien probably wouldn't have enough sence to kill anyone, It'd probably fall down the elevator shaft and kill itself on accident anyway.

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(╯ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)╯︵ â”»â”â”»

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Purple Derp: Fire the Herp Cannon!

Green Herps: *chanting* Herp, Herp, Herp, Herp, Herp, Herp, Herp, ...HERP! *fires*

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"Do you boys like Mexico?! WWEEEEEEHHHUUUUU!!!!" - Super Troopers

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(╯ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)╯︵ â”»â”â”»

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Raine Sage: (regaining her composure, but still nervous) "I...I was just starting to say, 'Ahh, this should be fun!'"

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I like trai.... Uh... Never mind. I don't like being crushed by trains...

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  • 2 weeks later...

It's the icecreem assassin. Sent here to assassinate SF-O with his icecream powers! We must stop him!!

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This is Sarah Palins' Alaska

 

This is Sarah Palin

 

and I'm in Alaska

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It's not how you say it, its what you say.

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  • 4 weeks later...

If soda is bad for you, why bother with nutritional facts?

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