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I am glad I don't live in India

 

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"OUCH I gotta half dollar stuck on hy fore head, take it out! Take it out!"

*Carl takes it out of Lenny's head, only to result in blood spirting out*

 

"Put it back! Put it back!"

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"'Do onto others, as you would yourself'. Huh. Well today I feel like getting shot at."

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Stop. Updating. The. Friggin. Game. Why. Am. I. Talking. In. Fractured. Phrases?

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Pa lifted the bladder to his lips and blew.

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Me: I"M HAVING AN EARGASM
Friend: You might wanna get that checked out...

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Hitler: "I had a dog once. It had no nose."

 

German soldier: "But, how did it smell?"

 

Hitler: "Awful."

 

German Army: ROFL

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YOU CANNOT KILL...

 

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...WHAT IS ALREADY DEAD

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Apparently Taylor Swift is single again.

Someone let me know when it's safe to use the radio.

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Apparently Taylor Swift is single again.

Someone let me know when it's safe to use the radio.

 

   I saw Taylor Swift in Cosco one time. She went there to see if Kirkland had a variety pack of boyfriends.

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DO A BIG GAY DANCE!!!

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Those Homestuck images aren't getting any funnier, Rusheo.

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Someboddyyyyyy doesss dammmmmmit

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Hemorrhoids do not concern me, Admiral! I want that sh*t, not excuses!

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Jar Jar Binks: "Mesa called Jar Jar Binks."

 

Obi-wan Kenobi: "NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"

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