Kiloshi Posted February 25, 2014 Share Posted February 25, 2014 Do you have Obsessive Compulsive Disorder and Schizophrenia? Then call the Medic Hotline by repeatedly dialing "4" until the voices in your head tell you that your turkey is done. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clearwater Posted February 27, 2014 Share Posted February 27, 2014 Hello, you have reached your local police station. If you know the name of the felony being carried out, press 1. To choose from a list of felonies, press 2. If you are being murdered or are calling from a rotary phone, please stay on the line. (Classic line from the Simpsons episode, Bart After Darkness) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DZComposer Posted February 27, 2014 Share Posted February 27, 2014 Zimbabwe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snys93 Posted February 27, 2014 Share Posted February 27, 2014 SO...I was on wikipedia.org doing my usual dicking around when I found something, which I then proceeded to throw myself onto the floor laughing. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penistone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Shaper Posted February 28, 2014 Share Posted February 28, 2014 You can't stop losin' and I can't stop groovin'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DZComposer Posted February 28, 2014 Share Posted February 28, 2014 So, I'm at work right now.Someone shit themselves in the elevator. It was enough that they left a trail of shit from said elevator to the Mens' room on our floor. The hallway smells like shit now.It's fucking nasty.Facilities of course is going to take time sending someone to clean it up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scourge Posted February 28, 2014 Share Posted February 28, 2014 So, I'm at work right now. Someone shit themselves in the elevator. It was enough that they left a trail of shit from said elevator to the Mens' room on our floor. The hallway smells like shit now. It's fucking nasty. Facilities of course is going to take time sending someone to clean it up. Fuckin' sucks dude My college broke a water main wednesday, and people didnt hear about it until like 2 hours after so the bathrooms smelled absolutely horrible, which sucks for me because all my classes are situated right next to bathrooms <_> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kiloshi Posted March 1, 2014 Share Posted March 1, 2014 Now that I have Wi-Fi at my house, I can get on SF-O on my 3DS, but since SF-O mobile doesn't have a live chat option as far as I know, don't expect me to get on live chat sometimes. Now a question, I don't remember if I asked this here, but, who would win in a fight? Fox or Shao Kahn? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjrathbun812 Posted March 1, 2014 Share Posted March 1, 2014 Incoming additional random post... -- A perpetual motion machine: The plasmatic tree branch picture-box forklift intensifier, OR THE PTPFI -- ...Well, that was random. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Shaper Posted March 2, 2014 Share Posted March 2, 2014 Did you know that bringing the dead back is surprisingly difficult? Because I didn't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snys93 Posted March 2, 2014 Share Posted March 2, 2014 "Nice car......... I love those Bavarians.....so meticulous Y'know, I remember a time when things were a lot more fun around here When good was good and evil was evil Before things got so.......fuzzy Yeah, I was once a golden boy like you And I was summoned to the halls of power in the heavenly court And I dined with the deities who looked upon me with favor For my talents; my creativity We sat beneath the palms in the warm afternoon And drank the wine with Fitzgerald and Huxley They pawned a biting phrase From tongues hot with blood And drained their pens of bitter ink Vainly reaching for the bottle full of empty Edens Branded specially for the ones Who had come with great expectations To the perfumed halls of Allah For their time in the sun." - Satan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gestalt Posted March 3, 2014 Share Posted March 3, 2014 I feel a storm is brewing. Archers at the ready. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kiloshi Posted March 3, 2014 Share Posted March 3, 2014 So you're telling me... that one does not simply come up with an original meme? Well it looks like you're going to have a bad time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snys93 Posted March 3, 2014 Share Posted March 3, 2014 The following is a true story: The End Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjrathbun812 Posted March 4, 2014 Share Posted March 4, 2014 YOLK STALLION'S INITIAL FIGHT WITH STARLING FITS-WORM PRESENTS: The Tall Tails of Italian Whales. FEATURING YOURS TRULY: JUSTIN BIEBER!!!!! ... ... Um, nonsensical behavior... go? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kiloshi Posted March 5, 2014 Share Posted March 5, 2014 Is it considered fast if my Delphox is already level 60 when I started Pokémon X yesterday? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clearwater Posted March 7, 2014 Share Posted March 7, 2014 Golden Rain: YOU ALL SUCK ASS Golden Rain: Er Golden Rain: Hi. Neoware: A common typo. Golden Rain has been kicked by eyebo (Yeah the keys are right next to each other) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kiloshi Posted March 8, 2014 Share Posted March 8, 2014 If Shao Kahn was a Pokémon Trainer, his Pokémon would be Houndoom, Bisharp, Charizard, Tyranitar, Garchomp, and Yvetal, as determined by the people on Miiverse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snys93 Posted March 8, 2014 Share Posted March 8, 2014 I figured out how to sync my PS3 controller to my desktop compy. So now I'm playing a Nintendo emulator on Microsoft software with a Sony controller. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gestalt Posted March 14, 2014 Share Posted March 14, 2014 Searching for undetectable two-way communications? Use a pager. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clearwater Posted March 15, 2014 Share Posted March 15, 2014 Hoo, blergh! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vulvokunvrii Posted March 15, 2014 Share Posted March 15, 2014 Eat marinara dirtball! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rebel_gunman Posted March 15, 2014 Share Posted March 15, 2014 I'm not gonna lie. I have no idea what I'm doing here. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vulvokunvrii Posted March 15, 2014 Share Posted March 15, 2014 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rebel_gunman Posted March 15, 2014 Share Posted March 15, 2014 Laughed so hard, my rifle fired flowers! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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