Ori Posted August 15, 2014 Share Posted August 15, 2014 Bots build bots build rage Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted August 17, 2014 Share Posted August 17, 2014 Two halfs make a whale. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted August 18, 2014 Share Posted August 18, 2014 If you had no money in the 1930s you could get some by going to the porn shop. The man at the porn shop had 3 balls hanging over his entrance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hoo Posted August 18, 2014 Share Posted August 18, 2014 Algebra. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted August 20, 2014 Share Posted August 20, 2014 I am satisfied in the pants. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hoo Posted August 20, 2014 Share Posted August 20, 2014 I CAN'T FEEL LEG! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted August 20, 2014 Share Posted August 20, 2014 Shut your baby ass and defend! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hoo Posted August 22, 2014 Share Posted August 22, 2014 I love you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vonSteakhand Posted August 22, 2014 Share Posted August 22, 2014 Take comfort in your false sense of company and continue testing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted August 23, 2014 Share Posted August 23, 2014 Goats are like mushrooms, if you shoot a duck, I am scared of toasters. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gestalt Posted August 25, 2014 Share Posted August 25, 2014 Don't fool yourself, I prolly hate you, actually. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted August 26, 2014 Share Posted August 26, 2014 Go suck a truck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hoo Posted August 26, 2014 Share Posted August 26, 2014 FABULOUS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted August 26, 2014 Share Posted August 26, 2014 Cousin, let's go bowling! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ori Posted August 27, 2014 Share Posted August 27, 2014 back pokin' snake Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted August 28, 2014 Share Posted August 28, 2014 A girl wears guy clothes, and no one bats an eye. A guy wears girl clothes, and everyone loses their minds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vulvokunvrii Posted August 28, 2014 Share Posted August 28, 2014 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted August 29, 2014 Share Posted August 29, 2014 Don't ask what you can do for your country. Ask what your country can do for you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clearwater Posted September 12, 2014 Share Posted September 12, 2014 You are all MAGGOTS, you scum-sucking little fruit baskets!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InfinitySquared Posted September 13, 2014 Share Posted September 13, 2014 “Sonnet 130My mistress' eyes are nothing like the sun;Coral is far more red than her lips' red;If snow be white, why then her breasts are dun;If hairs be wires, black wires grow on her head.I have seen roses damask'd, red and white,But no such roses see I in her cheeks;And in some perfumes is there more delightThan in the breath that from my mistress reeks.I love to hear her speak, yet well I knowThat music hath a far more pleasing sound;I grant I never saw a goddess go;My mistress, when she walks, treads on the ground:And yet, by heaven, I think my love as rareAs any she belied with false compare.†― W. Shakespeare tl;dr his girl's ugly af Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gestalt Posted September 13, 2014 Share Posted September 13, 2014 tl;dr his girl's ugly af  But she make a mean taco Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InfinitySquared Posted September 14, 2014 Share Posted September 14, 2014 If ya know what I mean *wink wink nudge nudge punch punch* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted September 17, 2014 Share Posted September 17, 2014 Cola and meal please, no bread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gestalt Posted September 22, 2014 Share Posted September 22, 2014 Every new member should be greeted with an auto message that says "do not dredge" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazerMaster5 Posted September 22, 2014 Share Posted September 22, 2014 Lick it up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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