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Conall Drest

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It wouldn't be Age of Empires without berries.

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Come on, Rummy. Come on!

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We were in debt to the warlord for two hundred years. We gave his tax collector a bottle of vodka and now we're in debt for only one hundred years.

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Our new commander is a tough one. He made the soldiers make pikes out of poles and forced them to run around the square until they collapsed.

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A rebel will be hanged later this afternoon in the city square. Window views are on sale for five thaler.

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Frederick I Barbarossa, emperor of the Holy Roman Empire, drowned in the Saleph River while participating in the Third Crusade. Demoralized by his death, most of Barbarossa's 100,000 strong army returned home, with his son arriving in Acre with only 5000 soldiers.

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I keep looking 40 degrees clockwise.

 

I need to stop looking 40 degrees clockwise.

 

Disturbing.

 

what even

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If you were born on 15th June 1996., your age is Eighteen years and One Hundred and Fourty-Four days. 6718 days passed since The day of Your birth (or 959.7 weeks).

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Peanuts are not nuts, but legumes.

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The brain is the most important organ in the human body.

 

According to the brain.

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How to ensure you are sane

Check the fridge

Leave

5 minutes later

Checks the fridge again

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Wats are monastery-temples commonly found in Thailand, Cambodia, or Laos.

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"Ring the bell, and I shall not be far behind! Bad guys keel over with just one look! Magical Girl Trinity Glassfille will ding-dong ditch your heart!"

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THE PIRATES ARE DEFEATED!!!

 

And I, Arminius Hernan Oliver Fiddywinks, am victorious.

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