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Guest Pyre Vulpimorph

*drinks blood*

Now I'm a.... Vamp-Pyre! Mwa Ha Ha Ha....

*stabbed with silver*

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*wakes up*

Ugh...what happened......AHHHHHHHHHH, A VAMP-PYRE!!!!

*faints again*

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*wakes up*

Ugh...what happened......AHHHHHHHHHH, A VAMP-PYRE!!!!

*faints again*

Hey wait!

*Vamp turns around*

You want to try some beer?

*Throws the vamp a can of beer....vamp opens it and takes a sip*

Vamp: mmmmm......?! Wait what kind is this?

Me: Classic Coors Light Silver Bullet.......(Silver Bullet?....oops!)

*Vamp falls down*

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Guest Pyre Vulpimorph

Oooooooooooooooooh..........

Aaaaaaaaaaaah............

Eeeeeeeeeeeeh...........

*throws up*

OK, I officially de-vamp myself.

*throws up more*

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*completely wraps himself in toilet paper and starts moaning and stumbling around the room*

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I'M NOT A MOMMY!

Err, I mean...

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!

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Remember where there's smoke...they pinch back.

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*since I'm not really a mummy, I turn into a real mummy and jump on Pyre, sucking the life out of his neck*

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No....fast....food??

WAHHHHHHHH!!!  *cries*  :P

I WANT A HAPPY MEAL!!!!!!

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Guest Chiro-Chan

No mortal. the meat is MIIIIIIIIINE!!! ALLLLLL MIIIIIIINE!

...Aww...

I'm still surprised you're not fat yet, James...

*sigh*

Shut up, Karma.

=P

Tra la la la la la la~

Lots of weirdos on Eladard, aren't there? xD

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THERE ARE NO WAL-MART ON ELADARD, EITHER  :P

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*at the National Spelling Bee*

Announcer:  The word is "idfogldivdckeck."

Contestant:  FTW?!!

:shock:

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*spots a Final Fantasy game on a shelf at a store*

Look!  Final Fantasy!  This series never dies.

*pulls the game out, but the title keeps going*

"Final Fantasy MMMXCXVIXCDXMCXICDMLXXVIXVDLCMMIXICDIXMMXIDICLDXILMXIDIXXM..."

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I want some ice cream. *whines*

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*gives Sol potato-flavored ice cream, with pea-flavored sprinkles*

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Guest Chiro-Chan

"YOU *smash* STUPID *smash* STUPID *smash* CLIENT *smash* HOW *smash* DARE *smash* YOU *smash* DO *smash* THIS *smash* TO *smash* ME! *SMASH!*"

~Fox McCloud, to his client

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  • Owner/Technical Admin

TO YOUR SHIPS

WOOO WOO WOOO WOOO WOOO WOOO DEDEDE DADAD WAKKADERKAFURRYFUFRER

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This is your brain.

This is your brain on BOOGERS.

Any questions?  :evil:

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