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Say something random part 2


Conall Drest

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*pops out, goes into Julius' mouth and makes him vomit*

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Two-Face: I hate that @#$%ing show!!! :D *shoots his Tommy gun at the ceiling*

Joker: You have a serious anger problem my friend.

Two-Face: Shut up!!! I'm 2 people now. :x

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Lol! We're all so wonderfully nice to each other, aren't we? xDD

I suppose  -pushes Catwings and Sam off  cliff edge into  pool.-
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*tears Kursed's hair with a barbecue fork* :D

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*tears Kursed's hair with a barbecue fork* :D

OWW! You really asked for it now I'mA FIRIN MY LASA! -blast Commander with a  Spartan laser-
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*Walks through the calamity unscathed*

"I smell an RP..."

-lights torch- I smell a complainer
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*eats the knife* I didn't have my iron today. *Joker laughter*

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Guest krystal08

i could say a joke,but seriously its....heu.....wimens will kick me!i could tell you on PM

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I bought a giant box of donuts and ran home screaming DONUTS!!! ^__^

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I bought a giant box of donuts and ran home screaming DONUTS!!! ^__^

You're nuts dude! NUTS FOR DOUGHNUTS!!!

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"...and that is how the legal process works, any questions?"

"Yes, can you describe that in 25 words or less please?"

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"I CAN"T DRIVE 25!!!

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Megatron: Shokwave! Find me Cybertron's top space-bridge mechanic!

Shokwave: One moment your excellency. *typing* That's odd, I've tracked down Cybertron's top space-bridge mechanic, but he's not on Cybertron.

Megatron: Where is he then?

Shokwave: ...........One moment your excellency. *typing* That's odd, I've tracked down Cybertron's top space-bridge mechanic, but he's not on Cybertron.

Megatron: I'm asking you again, where is he?

Shokwave: ...........One moment your excellency. *typing*

Megatron: Just shut up!! :yes:

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Confucious say:

'Man who go through turn-style sideways is going to Bangcock.'

(OHLAWD LAWL.)

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:yes:-standing at cliff edge- I Dare you to cross this line.-drawls line with staff

Starscream:-steps over line and off cliff edge- DARN YOU ORGANIC BLUE BEING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! -wiley Coyote crash landing.-

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I've gotten a fortune cookie that says:

"You like Chinese food."

... O RLY!? It's like he reads my mind...

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P-I-N-G-A-S!! :yes:

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P-I-N-G-A-S!! :yes:

That joke is gettin really old reallly fast don't make me send my protoss Zealots against you.
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