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Implosion! I thought you said Ex... *BANG*

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So my ds touchscreen is very off calibration wise now... :lol: *unfixable damage*

Aww, that sucks, Orbital Fox! Don't worry, mine is like that too after a 'friend' bashed off the desk... God, some people...

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:D Who are you?!

:lol: I'm Batman! :P

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Guest Julius Quasar

Pop...a POBBLER IN YOUR MOUTH,

when you come to Fishy Joe's,

What they're made of is a mystery,

where they come from, no one knows

You can pick 'em,

you can lick 'em,

you can chew 'em,

you can stick 'em,

If you promise not to sue us,

you can shove one up your nose!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w1Uwz9_lxB8

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Here is you ticket that will allow you to claim one dollar!

Now... to claim your prize you will have to go to Peru, on a dock you will find a guy called Larry, he will be dressed in a black leather coat, go to him and answer his riddle with 0.01 seconds and you win ONE DOLLAR!

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Guest Julius Quasar

Betty Baloney: *YAWNS* "OH, MY, WHAT A BEAUTIFUL DAY!"

*PHONE RINGS*

Betty Baloney: *ANSWERS PHONE* "HELLO?"

Sal-Lami: "DUH, I HATE BALONEY!!! BLAAAAAUUUUGGGGHHHH!"

*SAL-LAMI JUMPS THROUGH THE PHONE AND ATTACKS BETTY BALONEY*

*MR. CHEESE APPEARS*

Mr. Cheese: "I AM THE CHEESE!

I AM THE BEST CHARACTER ON THE SHOW!

I AM BETTER THAN BOTH THE BALONEY AND THE SALAMI, COMBINED!"

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The Wrong Type of thing to say here, bud...

prepare for hell

No.....I've been in hell for years now......You don't have to send me there...'cause I came to it on the day of that little "accident" I had in court. I was the attorney testifying against Boss Maroni for murder, a crime that involved a tube of sulfuric acid. Maroni and I got into a bit of a tiff, and he threw the stuff into my face. The bat was there too, he tried to block the juice, but he wasn't quick enough! The left half of my brain was soaked slightly with the acid, costing me my logical thinking! ......Even worse? On the outside....I became 2 separate people in one body, know how I could tell? Here's how.

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The Wrong Type of thing to say here, bud... prepare for hell
Why is that?
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Mah-ma miaaa, that'sa one spiceh meatball!

"I hope there's lotsa SPAGHETTI!"

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Nah, better not dwell on it...

Bongo bongo!

They drink it in the congo! :P

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Akasha:Tony can i stare at you in the shower?

Tony ::P Din't I already tell you that you could?

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I was in tears when I heard what happened to Paul Newman, even though I only saw him in Pixar's Cars. I also miss John Candy and Cesar Romero.

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And maybe some BAGELS-Wait, no, there's-a too many-a toasters! xD

BBBUT I CHIZELED IT!

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Then throw me a pass! :P

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Tony: Sorry Akasha chewed up the pass

Akasha:What I thought it was a magazine sorry.

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