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Conall Drest

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Next time you're found with your chin on the ground there's a lot to be learned, so look around.

When troubles call and your back's to the wall, there's a lot to be learned - that wall will fall.

Just what makes that silly old ant think he'll move that rubber tree plant,

Anyone knows an ant can't move a rubber tree plant.

But he's got high hopes,

He's got high hopes,

He's got high apple pie in the sky hopes,

So any time your getting low, stead of letting go, Just remember that ant -

Oops! There goes another rubber tree...

Oops! There goes another rubber tree...

Oops! There goes another rubber tree plant!

We sang this song in choir. There's another verse if you want it! :krystal:

Double showoff. :oops: :P

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:wolf: You love your wife?

:krystal: Yes.

:wolf: How do you think it'd feel to hear her die? :x

:oops: Harvey please, Joker killed her, I didn't.

:wolf: We'll see. *flips coin*

:PO_o

:wolf: You're a lucky man. *flips it again* He's not.

:leon: Who?

:wolf: The driver. *shoots the driver*

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When troubles call, and your back's to the wall, there's a lot to be learned...

That wall might fall.

Once there was a silly 'ol ram,

Thought he'd punch a hole in a dam.

No one could make that ram, scram!

He kept buttin' that dam, 'cause he's got...

HIIIIIIIGH HOPES! He's got... HIIIIIIGH HOPES! He's got... High, apple piiiiie in the... SKKKKKKKKY hopes.

So any time you're feeling bad,

'Stead of feeling sad,

Just remember that ram!

Whoops, there goes, a billion-kilowatt...

Whoops, there goes, a billion-kilowatt...

Whoops, there goes, a billion-kilowatt dam.

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:wolf: You love your wife?

:krystal: Yes.

:wolf: How do you think it'd feel to hear her die? :x

:oops: Harvey please, Joker killed her, I didn't.

:wolf: We'll see. *flips coin*

:PO_o

:wolf: You're a lucky man. *flips it again* He's not.

:leon: Who?

:wolf: The driver. *shoots the driver*

Dag. You really loved the Dark Knight didn't you?

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No, I haven't seen it, but I saw that scene from the movie on YouTube. Now THAT was Two-Face, not that ba@#$%^ized version Tommy Lee Jones did. :krystal:

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No, I haven't seen it, but I saw that scene from the movie on YouTube. Now THAT was Two-Face, not that ba@#$%^ized version Tommy Lee Jones did. :krystal:

The Tommy Lee version of Two-face was poorly done. I do think the guy in the Dark Knight did a MUCH better job.

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I think Wolf seems a lot like Two-Face.

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Guest Julius Quasar

The Tommy Lee version of Two-face was poorly done. I do think the guy in the Dark Knight did a MUCH better job.

I totally agree!

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I salute ye gravel.

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:P Peter, where'd you get that crack?

:krystal: From Blacks.

:leon: What?! :wolf:

:oops: Black's Hardware Store. There's a white guy selling it.

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When troubles call, and your back's to the wall, there's a lot to be learned...

That wall might fall.

Once there was a silly 'ol ram,

Thought he'd punch a hole in a dam.

No one could make that ram, scram!

He kept buttin' that dam, 'cause he's got...

HIIIIIIIGH HOPES! He's got... HIIIIIIGH HOPES! He's got... High, apple piiiiie in the... SKKKKKKKKY hopes.

So any time you're feeling bad,

'Stead of feeling sad,

Just remember that ram!

Whoops, there goes, a billion-kilowatt...

Whoops, there goes, a billion-kilowatt...

Whoops, there goes, a billion-kilowatt dam.

So keep your high hopes,

Keep your high hopes,

Keep your high apple pie in the sky hopes!

Our problem's just a toy balloon,

They'll be bursting soon,

They're just bound to go 'pop'!

Oops, there goes another problem! Kerplop!

Oops, there goes another problem! Kerplop!

- There goes another problem with high hooooooooopes!

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Guest Julius Quasar

Oh, French Canada, is 'ze best Canada!

It's 'ze best Canada in 'ze land!

'Ze other Canada,

Is hardly Canada!

...And if you lived here for a day, you'd understand!

Ah-huh-huh-huh!

Welcome to French Canada!

We 'ave everyzing your 'eart could desire!

Trapeezes! Trampolines! And lots and lots of cheese!

Would you like a mustache?

Oh, no thanks.  We just came to Canada to get my little brother back!

'Zen you must answer that phone!

Ring Ring! Ring Ring!

Uh, look, we really gotta get my brother back!

You cannot pass through French Canada, unless you answer 'zat phone call!

Ring Ring! Ring Ring!

*Sigh* Hello!?

'Allo!  If you are going to see 'ze new Prime Minister, 'zen I want to come with you!

He has passed a new law, forbidding 'ze French to drink wine!

How can 'ze French not drink wine? Travesty!

Okay, okay, you can go with us!

Excellent!  'Zen I will go wiz you!

Togezzer, we can change his mind!

'Zere's no Canada, like French Canada

It's 'ze best Canada in 'ze land!

'Ze other Canada,

It's a bougie Canada!

...And if you lived here for a day, you'd understand!

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Bill Gates: "You've got questions. We've got dancing paperclips."

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:hehe: There he is!! *shoots Bill Gates*

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:bday: Can’t let you play that, Xbox!

:hehe: Nintendo has ordered us to take you down!

Pigma: Bill Gates! Long time no see!

Andrew: An enemy of Nintendo is an enemy of mine!

:bday: Looks like Wii win today, Microsoft!

Just imagine Pigma with his voice saying this    lol

:bday: So this is the secret weapon?

Xbox: Destroy... Destroy...

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"Da@# I'm good."~Duke Nukem.

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I have a crush on one of you. *giggles stupidly* And it's TOTALLy a secret! Hee hee! I'm like so embarresed.

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Purple monkey dishwasher! :oops:

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BUBBLES x TOAST = INFINITY!!!! :wink:

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GENERIC MONKEY ATE BUBBLES ON 84th OF JULY!!!!!!!!!!!

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:leon: There's a lot you don't know about my life. As a child my father beat me every evening every night since I was 5, afterwards I wasn't able to smile anymore. Then at 24 I left a hand grenade in his bedroom, and ran like hell out of the house. It was a pretty big mess, but pretty funny in a way.

:fox::shock:

:falco::shock:

:peppy::shock:

:slippy::shock:

:krystal::shock:

:wolf::shock:

:wink::shock:

:dash::shock:

:bill::shock:

:katt: :shock:

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You know what? When a guy says that he's "studying female anatomy," you know he just wants to draw a girl in a bikini. xDD Same with girls saying that they're studying the male form. We can all admit it!

No girl would want to study me, that's a matter of fact.  :wink:

My Turn.

My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds, pretty standard really.

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