ARWINGCOMMANDER 3987 Posted June 4, 2009 Share Posted June 4, 2009 Wow, you're dad must be a ba@#$%d. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Braux Posted June 4, 2009 Share Posted June 4, 2009 Shaddup! my mom says I'm cool... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Star Fox Runner Posted June 5, 2009 Share Posted June 5, 2009 Warning, sexual jokes!---> *at a-kon* Man at stand: PERVERTS, CALLING ALL PERVERTS, GATHER 'ROUND FOR SOME SEXY-ENOUGH-TO-BE-CENSORED YAOI!!! YOU KNOW YOU WANT THOSE TITTIES! Me: Holy shizmoli, who IS that creep?!? Friend (my best guy-friend): Doesn't he know that there are young children here? Me: I have an idea. Let's annoy the crap out of him! :3 *grabs Bawls drink and runs up to counter* Bawls---> http://energyfanatics.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/bawls-cherry.jpg Friend: *giggling* HALLO THAR WOULD YOU LIKE A TASTE OF MY BAWLS? THEY'RE CHERRRYYY FLAVOR! Man at stand: *stares* Friend: Hey, is that your Mom back there on that poster? If it is, I'd like to buy it! I'll show it to her next time we're in bed- Me: *bursts into fit of laughter* Man at stand: Scram, you idiot kids. Me: Tee-hee! you don't have a girlfriend, do you? I bet you spend all your Friday nights looking at pooorrrrrnnn, huh huh huh... Friend: *laughing uncontrollably* Man at stand: SCRAM UNLESS YOU'RE 16 OR OLDER! Me: But I was born in the 1800s! Friend: We time traveled cuz we wanted some BAWLS! Me: Jajaja! Man at stand: *sighs* This is gonna be tough... Me: THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID! Friend: *still laughing and struggling to speak* Let's--hehehe-- L-let's leave him a-alone, hahahaha!" *gasps for breath* (True story. You should have seen the poor man's face! And BTW, Bawls are delicious. xD) ??????????????????? Dear God in heaven girl!!! lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Braux Posted June 5, 2009 Share Posted June 5, 2009 ...Lolwhut? You went to a Con? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ARWINGCOMMANDER 3987 Posted June 5, 2009 Share Posted June 5, 2009 Sounds like a pretty messed up one at that. Click here to take a look at this great promo I found for the next Batman movie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ARWINGCOMMANDER 3987 Posted June 5, 2009 Share Posted June 5, 2009 [move] *PPPPPPPPPPPBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBTTTTTT* ......Gentlemen, that was a fart.[/move] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Julius Quasar Posted June 5, 2009 Share Posted June 5, 2009 [move] *PPPPPPPPPPPBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBTTTTTT* ......Gentlemen, that was a fart.[/move] ROFLMAO! good one! I WAS WORKING IN THE LAB, LATE ONE NIGHT, WHEN MY EYES BEHELD, AN EERIE SIGHT! FROM A SLAB MY MONSTER, BEGAN TO RISE, AND SUDDENLY, TO MY SURPRISE... *CHORUS* HE DID THE MASH! HE DID THE MONSTER MASH! *CHORUS* THE MONSTER MASH! IT WAS A GRAVEYARD SMASH! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Green Fox Posted June 7, 2009 Share Posted June 7, 2009 You are all evil, I am the only good member on this forum. BWAHAHAHAHAHAAA! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest LoftyBird Posted June 7, 2009 Share Posted June 7, 2009 You are all evil, I am the only good member on this forum. BWAHAHAHAHAHAAA! uhh, wrong :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asper Sarnoff Posted June 7, 2009 Share Posted June 7, 2009 You are all evil, I am the only good member on this forum. BWAHAHAHAHAHAAA! You won't stay that way to long! If only you knew the power of the dark side! Wheez.....Wheez..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Julius Quasar Posted June 7, 2009 Share Posted June 7, 2009 The Three Stooges (of the Lylat System)       Leon    Panther    Wolf "What time is it? Panther! What does your watch say?" *puts ear to watch* "It says...'tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick...'..." *smacks Panther on the head* "Nyuk-nyuk-nyuk-nyuk-nyuk-nyuk!" "Shaddup, you!" *smack Leon* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Julius Quasar Posted June 7, 2009 Share Posted June 7, 2009 LOLOL!! thanks, that was from an actual 3 Stooges bit.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Velocity Posted June 8, 2009 Share Posted June 8, 2009 You are all evil, I am the only good member on this forum. BWAHAHAHAHAHAAA! X SQUARES!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Green Fox Posted June 8, 2009 Share Posted June 8, 2009 you're my bestest friend in the entire universe tyler! :friends: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Velocity Posted June 8, 2009 Share Posted June 8, 2009 you're my bestest friend in the entire universe tyler! TOTALY P.S. YOU TO! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Green Fox Posted June 8, 2009 Share Posted June 8, 2009 AWW,THANKS! YOU ROCK! :friends: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Velocity Posted June 8, 2009 Share Posted June 8, 2009 AWW,THANKS! YOU ROCK! YOU TO! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Green Fox Posted June 8, 2009 Share Posted June 8, 2009 Well, you rock times 10 billion!!!!!! You are SOOOOOO AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!! You are BEYOND AWESOME! I WORSHIP THEE! :friends: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ARWINGCOMMANDER 3987 Posted June 8, 2009 Share Posted June 8, 2009 NO DOUBLE POSTS!! There's an EDIT button so you could've added that to the other post before. :P :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Julius Quasar Posted June 8, 2009 Share Posted June 8, 2009 I love this video game theme (don't care for the game as much, tho...) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest LoftyBird Posted June 8, 2009 Share Posted June 8, 2009 Chuck Norris counted to infinity...TWICE. Chuck Norris uses Tabasco sauce for eyedrops. Chuck Norris did a push-up and the world was pushed down instead. Oh noes! chuck norris jokes! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Braux Posted June 8, 2009 Share Posted June 8, 2009 :friends: Ow, ask my friend about Chuck Jokes, he texts me them every 30 seconds it seems... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest krystal08 Posted June 8, 2009 Share Posted June 8, 2009 5 members Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ARWINGCOMMANDER 3987 Posted June 8, 2009 Share Posted June 8, 2009 Ow, ask my friend about Chuck Jokes, he texts me them every 30 seconds it seems... Shut up about Chuck Norris!! Sorry, had to get it out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Velocity Posted June 8, 2009 Share Posted June 8, 2009 5 members NO 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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