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COMMANDER:no french fries :oops:

SCOUT:commander!what's gotten in to you?

COMMANDER:i went to cheatos before.it was on saturday night live. :)

TROOPER:*checks*no it wasn't.

COMMANDER:i want some fried ipods. :D

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Mouse: Hi there!

Who are you, Speedy Gonzalez?

Mouse: No, I'm his cousin from Michigan, Rapid Dave. Quickly, quickly, quickly! Run fast! Run fast! *runs off*

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Guest Julius Quasar

:) "Weeeee, drink and we pillage and we do what we please, we get all that we want for free!"

:D "We'll steal your ship and set you adrift!"

:oops: "Lylatian Pirates, we!"

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:oops: *irritated by the song* Krystal..Help me out here!!

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Guest Julius Quasar

:fox: *irritated by the song* Krystal..Help me out here!!

(C'mon, that was a funny episode of South Park!)

:? "Okay, Fox, darling...I'll help...now, Panther?"

:oops: "Yes, hon?"

:krystal: "You're sounding a bit flat...and Leon?"

:leon: "Yeah?"

:krystal: "Try to enunciate better, dear...Wolf?"

:wolf: "What?"

:krystal: "You need to be more...stuccato, all right?"

:wolf:,  :leon:,  :D "Okay, thanks!"

:krystal: "From the top now..."

:wolf: "Weeee, drink and we pillage and we do what we please, we get all that we want for free..."

:leon: "We'll cut off your ears and break your toes, and make you drink our..."

:) "Lylatian Pirates weeeee!"

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:) :D *takes his anger out by dropping a bomb, destroying all of North Korea*

:oops: That's my boy Fox! If you ever have a bad day, take it out on those sh@#y socialist republic countries! :?

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peppy:DO A BARREL ROLL!

me:okay!

*rolls and falls out of cockpit*

me:*to self*i really need to get thoughs screws tightened. :D

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:D: People these days, doing a barrel roll.

:D: Speaking of barrel rolls, why not have rolls ON a barrel?

:D: :D

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Some critical questions when they play mace: How much large they are the blind people? To that level the advance payments gives of soccer within? Every how much time I would have to defend my blind people? How I construct my battery of the integrated circuit? Who is the head of the integrated circuit to the table? Are my adversaries good players of mace?

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Guest Julius Quasar

:D

"ROLLIN', ROLLIN' ROLLIN',

KEEP ON BARREL ROLLIN'!"

:D "MAN, MY A$$ IS SWOLLEN!"

  :D "JUST TRRRRYYYY!!"

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Stanly! I cannot keep covering for yo-AHHHHHHHHHH!

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  • Owner/Technical Admin

We got no reason to live

Who really cared

We're gonna wake up hate

I wanna break everything

I wanna make it sting

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Guest Julius Quasar

*pulls down pants, has a frowny face painted on butt*

I'M WOLF O' DONNELL!

BLAH, BLAH, BLAH!

DO THIS, DO THAT!

BLAH, BLAH, BLAH!

I THINK I'M SO BIIIIG!

BLAH, BLAH, BLAH!

DO THIS, DO THAT!

BLAH BLAH BLAAAAAAH!

BLAH, BLAH, BLAH!

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me:TIME TO DIE!

computer:we're sorry you are out of ammo.we hope to see you again soon.

me:WELL I'M GETTING OUT OF HERE!

computer:were sorry you are out of fuel.we hope to see you again soon.

me:SHOOT!

computer:no.dang.

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:x Leon did anyone mention your  bald?

:leon: EEP -grabs wolf and Panther to cover head with hair-

:wolf: Leon you fool!

:fox: Wolf do you mind taking your boot out of my buttox!?

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Guest LoftyBird

dumb kid: Doctor, my sister has cancer...

doctor: :P

dumb kid: ZOMBIE CANCER!

doctor: YEAH!!!

several minutes later, two crazed citizens were reported shooting zombies with a zappy gun and syringe blasters.

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  we all live inside George Bush's brain.

I have another Bush joke.

Once there was a terrorist that is going to nuke, some place..

So he lights up a bomb, and the bomb sounds like this when exploded: BOOSH!

Then he lights up another one, and this bomb sound like this when exploded: OBAMA!

And the third: McCAIN!

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This IS true it's not random:

Wet scabs are DISGUSTING!!

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*quietly*bubbles wins.no i didn't say any thing :P .

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