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Say something random part 2


Conall Drest

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"Put down your toothbrush Allen, We have more things to worry about that Gingervitus..."

-Possibly one of the cheesiest remarks from "Two and a Half Men"

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My English teacher just said this. (I'm in class)

Shouldn't there be spark notes on the bible?

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Taken from a conversation between me and my friend DaytonaBlue64Impala, we were discussing on how we used to draw on our school books covers.

Daytona:

"I've always done little doodles on my notebooks. I remember I got in trouble for drawing a fully armed F-16 Falcon on my 1st grade binder when I was six. The teacher said that I had drawn a weapon... F*** her. :wink:"

Asper-Sarnoff:

"Few women can't understand the simple joy of having 23,830 lbf of thrust in your a**.

However, I think that sentence have a potential of easy misunderstanding..."

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lmfao i want 23,830 pounds of trust in my a**

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What don't you want it to red? you could fly with farts!

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Guest RedPhoenix32

I'd rather have a jet pack, than have my butt ripped to peices by a fart the power of a rocket.

KABOOM! and the stain is gone!

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Now you have to worry about the massive stench. Lol                                                                                        on a side note, i just realized i coukd post from my phone. lulz

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Heres My randomness

  Most Napkins are white...but some are different colours  :P

Is this your tail feather?
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Shake your groove thing.

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Meow.

KITTY!!!! *tackles*

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Politics is corrupted. Reason is rightous.

Minus randomness, this is so true.

Also......chalkboard

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Say something random, eh? okay...

Arghen Ghargen!!! (<--- This is something my brother used to say all the time.)

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I CALL SHOTGUN!!!!!

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SLEEP! NEED! NAO! KTHXBAI!

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