Say something random part 2

[Hatsworth III]

*starts to dance like mario*

[Gamecuber459]

*suddenly starts imagining mario doing the electric slide....*

[Star_Dragon]

kill! Kill! KILL!

[Sector-T]

YOU ARE A TOY CAR!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Kid_Cortet]

pickle pickle pickle pickle pickle pickle pickle pickle pickle pickle pickle pickle pickle pickle pickle pickle pickle pickle pickle pickle pickle pickle pickle pickle pickle pickle pickle pickle pickle pickle pickle pickle pickle pickle pickle pickle pickle pickle pickle pickle pickle pickle pickle pickle pickle pickle pickle pickle pickle pickle pickle pickle pickle pickle pickle pickle pickle pickle pickle pickle pickle pickle pickle pickle pickle pickle pickle pickle pickle pickle pickle pickle pickle pickle pickle pickle pickle pickle pickle pickle pickle pickle pickle pickle pickle pickle pickle pickle pickle pickle pickle pickle pickle pickle pickle pickle pickle pickle pickle pickle pickle pickle pickle pickle pickle pickle pickle pickle pickle pickle pickle pickle pickle pickle pickle pickle pickle pickle pickle pickle pickle pickle pickle pickle pickle pickle pickle pickle pickle pickle pickle pickle pickle pickle pickle pickle pickle pickle pickle pickle pickle pickle pickle 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I actually dont like pickles Oo

[Sector-T]

Plus a bag of chips with every purchase.

[Hatsworth III]

chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chinpanzee chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips barrel chips roll chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips ape chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips earl chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips.

potato chips. lol

[Kid_Cortet]

chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chinpanzee chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips barrel chips roll chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips ape chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips earl chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips.

potato chips. lol

-catches and throws into a river- Copy Cat >< lol

[Star_Dragon]

(Another RvB reference here...)

Church: You can't just show up here and start bossing people around, Tex. Bossing people around is my job. I put in the time.

Tex: I had to leave, I found Wyoming.

Church: Yeah, Tucker told me. What happened?

Tex: I thought I traced him to O'malley, but by the time York and I got there--

Church: York? Your old Freelancer buddy? Was Carolina With him?

Tex: She was already dead.

Caboose: And what about Bermuda?

Church: That's not a state, dumb@$$!

Caboose: Portland?

Church: Shut UP!

[Braux]

...When Brian Boitano was in the Alps, fighting grizzly bears,

He used his magical fire breath and saved the maidens fair.

So what would Brian Boitano do if he were he today?

I'm sure he'd kick an a** or two, that's what Brian Boitano'd do.

-South Park

[Kid_Cortet]

(a joke)

Broke

"one day a old woman opens her door to find a traveling salesman standing in her doorway.

the man look her straight in the eye and begins to speak "Ma'am, I have here the best vacuum in the world, not only is it energy efficient, but it can pick anything off the floor..."

before the man could continue, the woman raised her, "Sir, I am not interested, I would never have the amount of money you are going to ask for that thing..."

as she tried to shut the door the man put his foot in the doorway a pushed it back open. "Ma'am I will prove it to you that my vacuum works."

he then took a bucket of manure and pored it all over her rug.

"Ma'am if my vacuum cannot pick up this manure, then I will personally eat it."

the woman stood for a moment then finally replied, "Then I'll go get a fork.....they shut off my electricity this morning...."

(hope you laugh) 

[Guest Para Astaroth]

I'm...  Too sexy for this site.

Too sexy for this site, sites going to leave mehhhh...!!!!

[Sector-T]

Wait........energy plant.....?

[Wolf OConner]

This is madness!

MADNESS?!?!

THIS

IS

SPARTA!!!!!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!1

[Kid_Cortet]

oompa, loompa, doopade do

[Fox-Shot]

EXCELLENT

GAUNTLET HUMILIATION

INPRESSIVE

[Kursed]

"Let me show you the full power of the Ctarl-Ctarl and it's Severly amplified by the phases of the planets moons!"

"Umm Blue heaven doesn't have a moon"

*turns around and looks out window* *anime sweatdrop* Come to think of it it doesn't *Sad meow*

[Gamecuber459]

If you vote for Ron Paul, I'll let you out.

[Star Fox Runner]

oompa, loompa, doopade do

ROFL! Willy Wonka FTW!!

[Kursed]

"I knew I shouldn't have gotten outta bed this morning..." JIM Raynor Starcraft.

[Chitty-Chitty-Bum-Bum~]

i have a pet piece of toast called ted.

[Star_Dragon]

(Continuing the RvB trend...)

Caboose: I think I will call him... Crunchbite!

Andy: eeeh, that's a stupid name!

Caboose: Uh, well, I think it's better than your suggestion...

Church: Caboose, who are you talking to? *sees alien* HOLY S**T!!! *Prepares to fire SMG*

Alien: Blarg!

Caboose: Stop! He is my friend! He is not going to eat anybody.

Andy: Yeah, he thinks you guys stink too much to eat.

Tex: He thinks we stink? It smells like somebody set a fish on fire in here!

Alien: Blarg?

Church: Caboose, WTF, man? Are you sure about this thing?

Caboose: Absolutely! He has not tried to bite me at all...

Alien: *Honk!*

Caboose: ...since he bit me the first time.

Andy: Yeah, that was hilarious!

Caboose: I think I might need a tetnis shot.

Alien: Blarg blarg! Barg honk blarg.

Church: Whoa, that thing's breath smells like infected cheese on a hot plate! *Coughs*

Alien: BLARG!

Andy: I don't think he likes that.

Tucker: *Walks into room* Oh, man! What is that stench?? Is a skunk juggling dead hamsters in here? It smells like old yogurt!

Alien: Blarg, Blarg blarg blarg.

Tucker: Did you eat and then throw up a can of trash?

Alien: Honk...

Caboose: That's what he said right before he bit me.

[FalcoAcepilot]

this ones awesome ... thats it... :shock:

[Kursed]

(Continuing the RvB trend...)

Caboose: I think I will call him... Crunchbite!

Andy: eeeh, that's a stupid name!

Caboose: Uh, well, I think it's better than your suggestion...

Church: Caboose, who are you talking to? *sees alien* HOLY S**T!!! *Prepares to fire SMG*

Alien: Blarg!

Caboose: Stop! He is my friend! He is not going to eat anybody.

Andy: Yeah, he thinks you guys stink too much to eat.

Tex: He thinks we stink? It smells like somebody set a fish on fire in here!

Alien: Blarg?

Church: Caboose, WTF, man? Are you sure about this thing?

Caboose: Absolutely! He has not tried to bite me at all...

Alien: *Honk!*

Caboose: ...since he bit me the first time.

Andy: Yeah, that was hilarious!

Caboose: I think I might need a tetnis shot.

Alien: Blarg blarg! Barg honk blarg.

Church: Whoa, that thing's breath smells like infected cheese on a hot plate! *Coughs*

Alien: BLARG!

Andy: I don't think he likes that.

Tucker: *Walks into room* Oh, man! What is that stench?? Is a skunk juggling dead hamsters in here? It smells like old yogurt!

Alien: Blarg, Blarg blarg blarg.

Tucker: Did you eat and then throw up a can of trash?

Alien: Honk...

Caboose: That's what he said right before he bit me.

A few minutes before:

Church:I had to get outta there that body was just dead weight.

Tucker:Ha ha Soem slimy tooth monster scared the crap outta church

Tex:He din't scare the crap outta him he scared the 'soul' outta him

Tucker:Ahh who cares it's church his soul is made out of crap.

[Star_Dragon]

(you mean...)

*At the Blue Base*

Tucker: ...And then he said, "Did I read it? I already ruined it!"

Tex: That's disgusting!

Caboose: I don't get it.

Church: What. The F**k. Was that.

Caboose: Hey, Church!

Tucker: Hey.

Tex: Huh?

Church: Isn't anybody going to ask me, "What happened to your body, church?"

Tex and Tucker (In unison): What happened to your body, church?

Caboose: What happened to some..body... Church?

Church: Hell if I know! All I know is, I was sitting there, talking to Gary--

Tex: The bomb?

Church: No, that's Andy, Gary is the computer.

Tex: EEEH, I don't even remember most of your names half the time.

Caboose: I know my name! You can ask me... if you forget!

Church: Hey, can we please focus on me?

Caboose: Uh, BTW, he's church.

Church: Thank you, Caboose. She knows.

Caboose: He is the mean one.

Church: THANK YOU, Caboose.

Caboose: See, he is mad. Now he'll just stare at me until I stop talking... Then, when he thinks I am done talking, He will start talking again.

(Pause)

Church: Anyway, I was talking to Gary, and--

Caboose: Told you so.

Church: GOD**** IT!!!

Caboose: Classic Church!

Tucker: I wonder if a Ghost can have an anurism?

Church: ANYWAY, I was talking to Gary about the Great Destroyer from the Prophecy, who at the time he thought was Tex.

*Flashback*

Gary: The Great Destroyer has arrived, the end is near! THe--

Church: Whoa, whoa, Gary, Stop, stop! If Tex isn't the great destroyer from the prophecy, then who is?

Church (Narating): And that's when I turned around and I saw...

Caboose: Saw what? Saw O'malley?

Church: Caboose? What the-- get out of the story, man! No, it wasn't O'malley!

Caboose: What was it?

Church: Stop Interrupting me and I'll tell you!

Caboose: A helicopter?

Tucker: Yeah, Caboose, shut up!

Church: Tucker, now you're in the story too! Everybody just get out of here!

Tucker: *dialogue skipped because of the stupidity of it all* *Tex aims her BR at Tucker* Whoa, story's over!

Tex: You're a pig! *walks over to church* Just tell us, what did you see?

Church: Well, it was a really big... thing.

Tex: That's your story? You saw a big thing?

Tucker: *Dialogue skipped*

Church: Well, I didn't really get a clear look at it.

Caboose: *Dialogue skipped*

Church: No, dumb@$$! The big thing in the base that attacked me! All I know is it was slimy and it had lots of teeth.

Tucker: *dialogue skipped*

Church: Seriously, dude, cut the S**t. We have a situation on our hands.

Tex: Well, how did you fight it off?

Church: Fight it off? You must have me confused with someone who's brave! I got the hell out of there.

Tex: You telling me you left your body behind?

Church: I had to get out of there fast. That body was just dead weight.

Caboose: I know the feeling.

Church: What is that supposed to mean?

Tucker: Haha! Some slimy-toothed monster scared the crap outta church! haha!

Tex: He didn't scare the crap out of hem! He scared the soul outta him.

Tucker: Oh, it's Church, what's the difference? his soul is made outta crap!...stupid crap-for-soul!

Church: For all I know, he's in there chewing on my body right now.

(MAN that was long!)