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Sounds like a good idea.

I always heard this noise, and i didna know what it was till just recently, i thought it meant someone had an infested terran base, and it made that noise every now and then, but this one round, i knew there where no infected base, turned out it was the academy. but thats beside the point, i said to the iron stone caster.

He replied with, never trust your onion peelz till you count em.

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Guest Julius Quasar

Tenant 1: "'EY! SHUTTUPA WITH DA' NOISE'A!"

Tenant 2: "SHUTTUPA WITH DA' 'SHUTTUPA'!"

Tenant 3: "YOU SHUTTUPA WITH DA' 'SHUTTUPA'!"

Tenant 4: "SHUT YOU FACE-A! NOW MY DOG-A WON'T-A SHUTTUPA!"

Tenant 5: "WHY YOU NO SHUTTUPA!?"

Tenant 6: "I MAKE-A YOU SHUTTUPA!"

Tenant 7: "LOOK-A, I POKE-A-OUT-A MY HEAD-A!"

-Family Guy, Star Wars parody...

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note to self: don't run forces directly into Infested terrans.

...or into Zerg colonies without a detector.

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...or into Zerg colonies without a detector.

note to self don't run into a protoss base without  Overlord support.
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Hmm, why shouldn't you run into Zerg base without a detector?

But then i was like wazzup in the... never mind, and he was like oh hey

i know what i wanna... I don't feeel like saying the rest, I just am too lazy, and he replied with...

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note to self: don't run forces directly into Infested terrans.

a little bit obvious XD

also never try to rush someone with drones/probes/SCVs D:

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Guest Julius Quasar

It's a world of laughter, it's a world of tears,

It's a world of hopes, it's a world of fears

There's so much that we share

that it's time we're aware

It's a small world after all...

There? is just one moon

and one golden sun

And a smile means friendship to everyone

Though the mountains divide

And the oceans are wide

It's a small world after all...

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Julious, I dig your style!!  :wink:

You and me have something in common. I'm a poet too!  :friends:

The world is full of mysteries some shallow, some deep.

If we continue to unravel them, the tea bag of truth will steep.

How often can we stumble though?

How often are our minds too weak?

Are half the people in this land under a deep sleep?

We'll never know it all, that's true

but to enter the cavern and go right through

helps us comprehend the complexities and find proof of what is true,

yet, is the best the very best, the best that we can do?

We must never limit ourselves, we must always seek new ways,

for it is in our minds where journeys lie, not castles nor old caves.

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Julious, I dig your style!!  :wink:

You and me have something in common. I'm a poet too!  :friends:

The world is full of mysteries some shallow, some deep.

If we continue to unravel them, the tea bag of truth will steep.

How often can we stumble though?

How often are our minds too weak?

Are half the people in this land under a deep sleep?

We'll never know it all, that's true

but to enter the cavern and go right through

helps us comprehend the complexities and find proof of what is true,

yet, is the best the very best, the best that we can do?

We must never limit ourselves, we must always seek new ways,

for it is in our minds where journeys lie, not castles nor old caves.

(thanks, that was the theme song to the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland...I posted a youtube link to it in the funny video thread, if you wanna see/hear it)

"I've farted, and I can't get out!"

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sorry for the DP, but...here's something for the holidays:

OLD SAINT NICK'S GOT BOURBON BREATH!

IT'S SO COLD YOU COULD CATCH YOUR DEATH!

A COP SOLD ME SOME CRYSTAL METH!

IT'S A MERRY *****ING CHRISTMAS!

EVERYTHING'S SO CHRISTMAS-Y!

THE STREETS ARE TWINKLING WITH FROZEN PEE!

....ON SANTA'S KNEE!

IT'S A MERRY *****ING CHRISTMAS!

ALL THE KIDS GO TO BED EACH NIGHT,

TO DREAM WHAT SANTA BRINGS 'EM!

UNLESS THEY'RE JEWISH, OR MUSLIM,

OR SOME OTHER...RELIGION!

CRAPPY TOYS FLYING OFF HE SHELVES!

MIDGETS DRESSED UP TO LOOK LIKE  ELVES!

SPREAD GOOD CHEER, OR BURN IN HELL!

IT'S A MERRY *****ING CHRISTMAS!

ALL THE KIDS GO TO BED EACH NIGHT,

TO DREAM WHAT SANTA BRINGS 'EM!

UNLESS THEY'RE JEWISH, OR MUSLIM,

OR SOME OTHER...RELIGION!

CRACKLIN' FIRES TO KEEP ME WARM!

AND MY COLLECTION OF ASIAN PORN!

...BELLS...AND...HORN!

IT'S A KEEP ON TUCKIN',

LAST YEARS SUCKIN',

SLAP THE PUCK IN,

HOW MUCH WOOD COULD A WOODCHUCK, CHUCKIN',

MERRY *****ING, CHRISTMAS!

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sorry for the DP, but...here's something for the holidays:

OLD SAINT NICK'S GOT BOURBON BREATH!

IT'S SO COLD YOU COULD CATCH YOUR DEATH!

A COP SOLD ME SOME CRYSTAL METH!

IT'S A MERRY *****ING CHRISTMAS!

EVERYTHING'S SO CHRISTMAS-Y!

THE STREETS ARE TWINKLING WITH FROZEN PEE!

....ON SANTA'S KNEE!

IT'S A MERRY *****ING CHRISTMAS!

ALL THE KIDS GO TO BED EACH NIGHT,

TO DREAM WHAT SANTA BRINGS 'EM!

UNLESS THEY'RE JEWISH, OR MUSLIM,

OR SOME OTHER...RELIGION!

CRAPPY TOYS FLYING OFF HE SHELVES!

MIDGETS DRESSED UP TO LOOK LIKE  ELVES!

SPREAD GOOD CHEER, OR BURN IN HELL!

IT'S A MERRY *****ING CHRISTMAS!

ALL THE KIDS GO TO BED EACH NIGHT,

TO DREAM WHAT SANTA BRINGS 'EM!

UNLESS THEY'RE JEWISH, OR MUSLIM,

OR SOME OTHER...RELIGION!

CRACKLIN' FIRES TO KEEP ME WARM!

AND MY COLLECTION OF ASIAN PORN!

...BELLS...AND...HORN!

IT'S A KEEP ON TUCKIN',

LAST YEARS SUCKIN',

SLAP THE PUCK IN,

HOW MUCH WOOD COULD A WOODCHUCK, CHUCKIN',

MERRY *****ING, CHRISTMAS!

Ah, a friend of mine has that on his phone, he plays it whenever he can at this time of year... :o

Uh, lets see... random...

"What would happen if you were to strap a peice of toast to a cat's back?"

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A thing to try:

It's a little known secret in life that if you laugh into a straw, you'll hear a really weird sound.

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HERE I GO! THIS HAND OF MINE IS BURNING RED! IT'S LOUD ROAR TELLS ME TO DEFEAT YOU! TAKE THIS! ERUPTING! BURNING! FINGER! AND NOW, HEAT END!

(points if ya know what that was)

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