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Guest Matt macdowel

*Gives Matt a telepathically induced migrain* "GIVE ME MY BISCUIT!!!!"

*calls chuck noris* CHUCK IM BEING HARRSED IN A BAD WAY I NEED YOUR HELP!

*runs to the corner and starts crying*

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Here. Bringing up an old favorite joke of mine....

http://krystalarchive.com/404

"GIVE ME MY SAUSAGE BISCUIT!!!!!!! *finger on trigger presses down*
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Ha! OUT OF AMMO!

*checks clip* nope it's full.*Presses down harder on trigger and water comes out HA It was a water gun!
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Damn. Look! A distraction!

Where *turns around and whips x-gamer in the face with her tail*
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Where *turns around and whips x-gamer in the face with her tail*

SCORE! *pantses*

You won't get it unless you read a comic I've read...

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SCORE! *pantses*

You won't get it unless you read a comic I've read...

Umm..Fox-shot I just passed gas.... I don't think you wanted to do that. *covers self while fanning stench of her fart away*

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Guest Matt macdowel

*checks clip* nope it's full.*Presses down harder on trigger and water comes out HA It was a water gun!

those are beebess....

Those Hurt more then bulliets oH uh

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*put on a gas mask* you know what hurt more? pig fart filled frag granedes or p.f.f.f.g. or pf3g

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Guest Julius Quasar

BAd Steave Double posting like that.  :P

sometimes I wonder what people are thinking when they do stuff like this comeon man just tell us please the suspence is killing me.

Bad Kursed, messing up your capitalization, not spacing between the words "come on",

and misspelling Steve's name and the word "suspense" like that. :P

(although "suspence" might be an acceptable alternative spelling of that word.)

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Guest Matt macdowel

*put on a gas mask* you know what hurt more? pig fart filled frag granedes or p.f.f.f.g. or pf3g

*pulls out ak47* ok lets go lets do this thing

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*pulls out ak47* ok lets go lets do this thing

*rips off shirt revealing a suicide vest* Nope. Sorry. You might have to re-think that decision. If I'm going down, I'm taking you with me!

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Guest Matt macdowel

*rips off shirt revealing a suicide vest* Nope. Sorry. You might have to re-think that decision. If I'm going down, I'm taking you with me!

*looks real hard at the vest* its just a vest no bomb

*calls chuck norris*

chuck i need your help, ok alright i'll tell him that

chuck says hes gonna kick your butt because he hates terroriest!

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*looks real hard at the vest* its just a vest no bomb

*calls chuck norris*

chuck i need your help, ok alright i'll tell him that

chuck says hes gonna kick your butt because he hates terroriest!

*mind tricks you both to fall down staircase*  *mind tricks chuck norris to take out the trash*

*Chuck norris takes out the trash like kursed mind tricked him to do*

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Guest Matt macdowel

*mind tricks you both to fall down staircase*  *mind tricks chuck norris to take out the trash*

*Chuck norris takes out the trash like kursed mind tricked him to do*

:'(

no fair thats cheating

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*pulls up a jihad bomb from my pocket*

this is the end! lalalalalall! *start up bomb*

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*pulls up a jihad bomb from my pocket*

this is the end! lalalalalall! *start up bomb*

*tapes bomb to hatsworth then teleports to another dimension.
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*gets out from other dimension with a bazooka* prepare to blow up! *fires bazooka*

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Guest Matt macdowel

*tapes bomb to hatsworth then teleports to another dimension.

O RLY u can teleport

well i got Zeraikos the demon, i get his power haha

*teleports to a new location*

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*teleports exactly behind you with a beam katana (won't get unless you played no more heroes) and cut your head off*

yeah! i CAN teleport!

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*teleports exactly behind you with a beam katana (won't get unless you played no more heroes) and cut your head off*

yeah! i CAN teleport!

*sit's back and whacthes while shaking head*
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*looks to kursed* GOMU GOMU NO PISTOL! (from one piece) *hits her face*

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