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Conall Drest

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Any zombies or mutants I have to deal with?

Like there are any mutants around.

Zombies? Try this one ------> :oops:

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I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.

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NOBODY MOVE!!!!!

There's a bee in the room...

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Screw that bee.

*shoots bee down*

*Goes through bee and hits hive*

Good one...

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*Goes through bee and hits hive*

Good one...

*Throws beer at bee hive*

There, Drunken Bees are no

match for me!

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They say you should 'live curious' because of it, you'll discover questions, and if answered, you'll have more knowledge about the world, which is true....

But remember the other phrase....

'Curiosity kills the cat'

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Canine Immunity!!!

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Guest Mr. Mario

AHAHAHAHAHAHA. IS THAT ALL YOU FOOLS GOT?!

I AM THE ONE AND ONLY TRUE EIR TO THE GREAT EMPIRE ANDROSS.

THE NEW EMPORER, ANDREW OIKONNY...

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UNCLE ANDROOOOOOOOOOS........

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AHAHAHAHAHAHA. IS THAT ALL YOU FOOLS GOT?!

I AM THE ONE AND ONLY TRUE EIR TO THE GREAT EMPIRE ANDROSS.

THE NEW EMPORER, ANDREW OIKONNY...

F**K ANDROSS!

FOWARDS THE REVOLUTION!

Or... was the oppotise?

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Lots of my friends have babies, but I don't have any babies. But I have lots of friends; babies don't have any friends. They all have those baby-monitors so they can hear the baby from the other room, which I consider a form of wiretapping. One day there's gonna be a really smart baby who makes a fake recording of some fake baby noises...gonna crawl out of the window and go to Italy. I need one of those baby-monitors for my subconscious to my consciousness so I can know what the hell I'm really thinking about. Sometimes I talk to myself fluently in languages I'm unfamiliar with, just to screw with my subconscious. It's a good thing a lot of people speak foreign languages, otherwise those people would have no one to talk to.

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UNCLE ANDROOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

CHUCK NORISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!111111

Lots of my friends have babies, but I don't have any babies. But I have lots of friends; babies don't have any friends. They all have those baby-monitors so they can hear the baby from the other room, which I consider a form of wiretapping. One day there's gonna be a really smart baby who makes a fake recording of some fake baby noises...gonna crawl out of the window and go to Italy. I need one of those baby-monitors for my subconscious to my consciousness so I can know what the hell I'm really thinking about. Sometimes I talk to myself fluently in languages I'm unfamiliar with, just to screw with my subconscious. It's a good thing a lot of people speak foreign languages, otherwise those people would have no one to talk to.

lol

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I bought some powdered water

but I don't know what to add

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I put instant coffee into a microwave oven

I almost went back in time

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A cop stopped me the other day, and said, `You were going 100 miles an hour! Why were you going so fast?' I said, `Well, see this thing my foot is on? I push that down, and it makes more gas go to the carburetor. That makes the engine run faster. And see this circle thing here? That lets me steer it.' He started crying.

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A cop stopped me the other day, and said, `You were going 100 miles an hour! Why were you going so fast?' I said, `Well, see this thing my foot is on? I push that down, and it makes more gas go to the carburetor. That makes the engine run faster. And see this circle thing here? That lets me steer it.' He started crying.

ROFL LOL

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I have a microwave fireplace in my house...The other night I laid down in front of the fire for the evening in ten minutes.

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