Guest DRL Posted June 20, 2010 Share Posted June 20, 2010 Iraqi Jackass all over again....For those that don't know, it's a video of a bunch of U.S. Forces in Iraq being bored, and acting stupid as hell. I personally felt bad for the guy who put Deep Heat on his privates... I have accidentally done that when an itch arose. Burns so unbelievably bad, and it was just a very small amount.Sounds Max Paynefull .You think that's bad?!I've seen stuff that no one on their right mind would ever do!!!!BORED MARINES ARE THE END OF THE WORLD!!!!!Agreed. The worst thing our police forceor military guys have done when boredis... Uh, dancing while recording it witha camera (they had their uniforms on). No pain, nobody was hurt...But they were FINED after that.Funny, considering it is their job tofine people. :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rebel_gunman Posted June 20, 2010 Share Posted June 20, 2010 Iraqi Jackass all over again....For those that don't know, it's a video of a bunch of U.S. Forces in Iraq being bored, and acting stupid as hell. I personally felt bad for the guy who put Deep Heat on his privates... I have accidentally done that when an itch arose. Burns so unbelievably bad, and it was just a very small amount.Agreed. The worst thing our police forceor military guys have done when boredis... Uh, dancing while recording it witha camera (they had their uniforms on). No pain, nobody was hurt...But they were FINED after that.Funny, considering it is their job tofine people. :lol:And that's only what was recorded! You wouldn't believe what happens when there are no cameras!! :nervous: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DRL Posted June 20, 2010 Share Posted June 20, 2010 And that's only what was recorded! You wouldn't believe what happens when there are no cameras!! I can imagine some of it...Like one demotivational posteryou, uh, posted ( ) before:"Marines with RPGs: It's all fun and games until somebody loses a limb" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vrance Movado Posted June 20, 2010 Share Posted June 20, 2010 Somthin bout coconuts.....? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rebel_gunman Posted June 20, 2010 Share Posted June 20, 2010 I can imagine some of it...Like one demotivational posteryou, uh, posted ( ) before:"Marines with RPGs: It's all fun and games until somebody loses a limb"Yup. It's part of the "foreign weapons familiarisation class" I believe.I had the same class and played with them as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DRL Posted June 20, 2010 Share Posted June 20, 2010 Yup. It's part of the "foreign weapons familiarisation class" I believe.I had the same class and played with them as well.You know, the best/worst/strangest part of the artillery inmy country: You can "accidentaly" blow upstuff during war, and nobody cares... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rebel_gunman Posted June 20, 2010 Share Posted June 20, 2010 You know, the best/worst/strangest part of the artillery inmy country: You can "accidentaly" blow upstuff during war, and nobody cares...Yeah, here we have so many rules!But they exist and as Marines we must follow them.And it's a good thing we do... most of the time... :nervous: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DRL Posted June 20, 2010 Share Posted June 20, 2010 Yeah, here we have so many rules!But they exist and as Marines we must follow them.And it's a good thing we do... most of the time... Yeah, thing is, our soldiers here arefew, so when one 'blews it up', EVERYONE else knows 'who it was'.On the other hand, hardly anyoneever 'blews it up' - But when it happens,it happens BIG TIME.Also, usually the ones to blew it up arethe generals, those fata**es are allwayslike "oh well, we failed. Next tactic." :facepalm: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Julius Quasar Posted June 20, 2010 Share Posted June 20, 2010 Note to self... never again play hot potatoe with an active grenade... Sounds like the Army National Guard (my nitwit Uncle was in that!). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rebel_gunman Posted June 20, 2010 Share Posted June 20, 2010 Yeah, thing is, our soldiers here arefew, so when one 'blews it up', EVERYONE else knows 'who it was'.On the other hand, hardly anyoneever 'blews it up' - But when it happens,it happens BIG TIME.Also, usually the ones to blew it up arethe generals, those fata**es are allwayslike "oh well, we failed. Next tactic." If anyone were to miss that bad the ones in charge would Loose rank, and billet (If a section chief), and If a death results from the mishap... goin' to the brig for involuntary man slaughter.There are more consequences.Sounds like the Army National Guard (my nitwit Uncle was in that!).All the branches do random stpd stuff if given the chance to be bored! I think we takin the thread out of topic... O_o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DRL Posted June 20, 2010 Share Posted June 20, 2010 All the branches do random stpd stuff if given the chance to be bored! I think we takin the thread out of topic... This thread is exactly about"random stpd stuff", to be precise. And that reminds me: I am now allergicto bored military personell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rebel_gunman Posted June 20, 2010 Share Posted June 20, 2010 This thread is exactly about"random stpd stuff", to be precise. I just failed! :facepalm: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DRL Posted June 20, 2010 Share Posted June 20, 2010 I just failed! Lol... Do not feel bad aboutit, it coud have been worse...It could have been an 'pwned'. :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rebel_gunman Posted June 20, 2010 Share Posted June 20, 2010 Lol... Do not feel bad aboutit, it coud have been worse...It could have been an 'pwned'. True...And I think you might be allergic to me.I'm bored out of my mind... and I'm a military personnel! :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DRL Posted June 20, 2010 Share Posted June 20, 2010 True...And I think you might be allergic to me.I'm bored out of my mind... and I'm a military personnel! Uh, that is bad.STAY AWAY FROM THAT GRENADE LAUNCHER!!!It does not matters if it 'looks harmless'. :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rebel_gunman Posted June 20, 2010 Share Posted June 20, 2010 Uh, that is bad.STAY AWAY FROM THAT GRENADE LAUNCHER!!!It does not matters if it 'looks harmless'. You kidding?! Everything we touch has the capability to do serious harm!"A Marine on duty that succumbs to boredom will do 3 things while on post to whatever he's guarding:1- Loose one of the objects.2- Break another of the objects.3- Make a game out of the other." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DRL Posted June 20, 2010 Share Posted June 20, 2010 You kidding?! Everything we touch has the capability to do serious harm!"A Marine on duty that succumbs to boredom will do 3 things while on post to whatever he's guarding:1- Loose one of the objects.2- Break another of the objects.3- Make a game out of the other."You marines like blowing stuff justfor the sake of it, do not you? :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rebel_gunman Posted June 20, 2010 Share Posted June 20, 2010 You marines like blowing stuff justfor the sake of it, do not you? I'm not allowed to comment on that on open forums... You'll never know who's watching... :nervous: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DRL Posted June 20, 2010 Share Posted June 20, 2010 I'm not allowed to comment on that on open forums... You'll never know who's watching... Do not worry. I can guaranteethat this forum is free of:°Bugs (Crashes are caused due to bots breaking the windows)°Lasagna (that is why there are no Garfield fans)°UFOs (Especially 'not' in the who's online section)°Spies (The name's Spy... Spice Spy)°Republic Commandos (There is a hidden Imperial Base somewhere...)°Zombies (they thought the posts were food, so they were banned)°People (I, like everyone else, is a bot)Also, we have food!Fake cakes (better than lies. They are fake!)I Can haz Soyburgers (we ran out of cheezburgers). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rebel_gunman Posted June 20, 2010 Share Posted June 20, 2010 Do not worry. I can guaranteethat this forum is free of:°Bugs (Crashes are caused due to bots breaking the windows)°Lasagna (that is why there are no Garfield fans)°UFOs (Especially 'not' in the who's online section)°Spies (The name's Spy... Spice Spy)°Republic Commandos (There is a hidden Imperial Base somewhere...)°Zombies (they thought the posts were food, so they were banned)°People (I, like everyone else, is a bot)Also, we have food!Fake cakes (better than lies. They are fake!)I Can haz Soyburgers (we ran out of cheezburgers).Awesomeness! You'll never know... one of those "google, yahoo, cuil, etc" guests might be an intelligence/counterintelligence" officer or enlisted, watching for a leak of info. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redeemer Posted June 20, 2010 Share Posted June 20, 2010 Do not worry. I can guaranteethat this forum is free of:°Bugs (Crashes are caused due to bots breaking the windows)°Lasagna (that is why there are no Garfield fans)I had lasagne last night! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eagle Kammback Posted June 20, 2010 Share Posted June 20, 2010 Snakes don't have arms, that's why they don't wear vests Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redeemer Posted June 20, 2010 Share Posted June 20, 2010 That's also why they can't scratch their backs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Redeemer Posted June 20, 2010 Share Posted June 20, 2010 Heh, that's very clever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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