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Say something random part 2


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Guest Mr. Mario

Gregg the Grim Reaper: Conker … Conker … Conker! Yes, you, boy. You're dead! You are dead! Dead as a dodo! Deader than a … [feedback noise, Gregg walks out holding a megaphone] I can't be arsed with this bloody ridiculous contraption! Whose idea was this, anyway? Right, hello! Um, my name's Gregg, the Grim Reaper – and don't laugh!

Conker: Aren't you a little short to be a grim reaper?

Gregg the Grim Reaper: Well, how many grim reapers have you met before, mate? What, what am I supposed to look like?

Conker: Yeah, that's a good point, and well made.

Gregg the Grim Reaper: Now, let's see … ah yes, Conker. Surname?

Conker: The Squirrel.

Gregg the Grim Reaper: The Squirrel. The … oh, bloody h*lll! You would have to be a sodding squirrel, wouldn't you?

Conker: Why, is there a problem with that?

Gregg the Grim Reaper: Why, yes, there is, actually. It's like those bloody cats, such a pain in the arse! You're one of these special cases.

Conker: Oh, really?

Gregg the Grim Reaper: Yes. Apparently, according to the powers that be [points up] – I'm just doing my job, I do what I'm told, I don't even get paid very much – apparently, squirrels can have as many lives as they think they can get away with.

Conker: Oh, I see. So I'm not dead?

Gregg the Grim Reaper: You're dead … but not quite.

Conker: Hah, right. Well, I'll be off, then!

Gregg the Grim Reaper: Tshah! Just you wait, smart arse. You don't get out of it that easily. Now, the thing is, you may not be dead, but that doesn't mean you can't die. You just have few more, shall we say … chances. Yeah, like cats. I hate those things. Right! Distributed around your little world are these tail things, squirrel's tails. If you can get them, I'll give you an extra chance. Understand?

Conker: Um … well … sounds a bit strange, but okay.

Gregg the Grim Reaper: Strange? It's the best bloody deal you're going to get, you little prick. Right, that's it! Piss off! I've got some cats to see. Bloody things. I hate those bloody cats. The way they meow and they piss everywhere, and their sh*t smells just bloody awful, all over my furniture, I just …

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"whoever has the white mustang with blue stripes is being towed away"

oh crud.. hold on

THATS MY CAR!!!!!!!!

(tow truck starts to pull away)

I ran with all my might and jumped onto the back of the car. good thing i installed a spoiler on this thing.

on a stoplight i climbed into the car and hit the nos button.

the car sped of into the street and drifted around the tow truck..

TAKE THAT!

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Gregg the Grim Reaper: Strange? It's the best bloody deal you're going to get, you little prick. Right, that's it! Piss off! I've got some cats to see. Bloody things. I hate those bloody cats. The way they meow and they piss everywhere, and their sh*t smells just bloody awful, all over my furniture, I just …

[shadow=red,right]MEET THE UNDEAD SORCERER[/shadow]

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And he only costs £3.99!

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OMG YES! Got to love Eggman.  :cool:

PINGAS PINGAS PINGAS!

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Nothing sure beats rick rolling telemarkters that call me everyday

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Guest Mr. Mario

FORD THUNDERBOLT!!!!!

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Chuck Norris approves your thunderbolt.

Google won't search for Krystal because it knows you don't find Krystal, she finds you.

No standard web pages containing all your search terms were found.

Your search -Krystal - did not match any documents.

Suggestions:

Run, before she finds you unless your here for her kiss

Try a different person

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chuck_norris_approved.jpg

Chuck Norris approves your thunderbolt.

Google won't search for Krystal because it knows you don't find Krystal, she finds you.

No standard web pages containing all your search terms were found.

Your search -Krystal - did not match any documents.

Suggestions:

Run, before she finds you unless your here for her kiss

Try a different person

I GOOGLED FOR CHUCK NORRIS AND KRYSTAL

AND I FOUND BOTH...

THEN I MUST BE....

I AM INVINCIBLE, YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I GOOGLED FOR CHUCK NORRIS AND KRYSTAL

AND I FOUND BOTH...

THEN I MUST BE....

I AM INVINCIBLE, YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!

Not if Krystal kisses you, especially a french kiss, you'll no longer be invincible.

:fox: Gonna have to give you up, gonna have to let you down, gonna have to turn around and desert it...

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Not if Krystal kisses you, especially a french kiss, you'll no longer be invincible.

:fox: Gonna have to give you up, gonna have to let you down, gonna have to turn around and desert it...

SO

MUCH

TRUE

lol

By the way: Never gonna roll around, and desert you...

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Nick Rivers: Listen to me Hillary. I'm not the first guy who fell in love with a woman that he met at a restaurant who turned out to be the daughter of a kidnapped scientist only to lose her to her childhood lover who she last saw on a deserted island who then turned out fifteen years later to be the leader of the French underground.

Hillary Flammond: I know. It all sounds like some bad movie.

[Long pause. Both look at camera]

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Nick Rivers: Listen to me Hillary. I'm not the first guy who fell in love with a woman that he met at a restaurant who turned out to be the daughter of a kidnapped scientist only to lose her to her childhood lover who she last saw on a deserted island who then turned out fifteen years later to be the leader of the French underground.

Hillary Flammond: I know. It all sounds like some bad movie.

[Long pause. Both look at camera]

:falco: Sounds like a movie.

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