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OMG i love that site =D i used to use it all the time lol

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Welcome to the HELP ME! Hotline.

If you are calling from a mobiel phone press 1

if you are calling from a payphone  press 2

if you are calling from a house phone press 3

if you are calling from a  office phone press 4

If you are calling from a corded phone press 5

if you are calling from a wireless phone press 6

Thank you.

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One time, the army bombed my buddy Keith. And I don't know what happened next.

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Yeah I uhh barfed in the  freezer, sorry.

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If you get past the creepy part, a spider crawling down your back feels actually quite relaxing.

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You know it's actually quiet comfy covered in snow with no clothes on provided you have fur.

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Guest Mr. Mario

Is this the tire section?

"Yes it is."

Good, well I'm looking for these brand of tractor tires, it's called the BARREL ROLL tires, their slogan is WHATCHA GOT, DO IT NOT, DO A-DO A BARREL ROLL.

"What?"

It's these brand of tires, they've been around since 1997...wondering if you sell those tires in case I have bogeys on my tail...

"All right...let me get someone."

MOMENTS LATER...

"Hi this is Greg here how can I help you?"

Um...I was wondering if you still had the BARREL ROLL tires, it's these tires for my tractor and in case I get bogies on my tail, could you check and see if you still have them in stock?

"Ok...BARREL ROLL tires...ok I'm searching..."

CAN'T LET YOU DO THAT, TIRE GUY.

"Who is this?!?"

Andross has ordered us to take you down.

"Whatever"

*hangs up*

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Yes, yes I do. lol

Wow it hurts and gives life without eating ma tires  :oops:

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There is a place you can touch a woman that will drive her crazy. Her heart.


When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

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Peppy: "Do a barrel Roll!"

Nick: "Okay" *Presses button. But won't work.* "Darn it, WORK" *Button pops off* :o..... *Falls to floor and starts seizuring*

(All is true except the seizure part)

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pepole says that i am crazy... but just becausei use FRIKING GORILA HEADS AS SHOES IT DOSEN'T MEAN THAT I AM BOFAHRFGEHÇSUOGHSOEGHIAEDRFGIÇOAHRIAGLESGVOLAEÇHRGOLAHÇGOAHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIG ÇUOLSDRGHUIAEORÇ~HGIA~!

*grab a knife and start slicing things over*

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pepole says that i am crazy... but just becausei use FRIKING GORILA HEADS AS SHOES IT DOSEN'T MEAN THAT I AM BOFAHRFGEHÇSUOGHSOEGHIAEDRFGIÇOAHRIAGLESGVOLAEÇHRGOLAHÇGOAHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIG ÇUOLSDRGHUIAEORÇ~HGIA~!

*grab a knife and start slicing things over*

*Grabs Popcorn* "I could watch that all day." (lol)

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"Sure-fire Pick-up Lines"

1) Did you fart?  Cuz you just blew me away.

2) Are yer parents retarded?  Cuz ya sure are special.

3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea.  I just can't hold it in.

4) Do you have a library card?  Cuz I'd like to sign you out

5) Is there a mirror in yer pants?  Cuz I can see myself in em.

6) You might not be the best lookin girl here, but beauty's only a light switch away.

7) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make yer bed-rock.

8) Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner.

9) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin, we kin sleep til afternoon.

AND.. The best for last!

10) Yer face reminds me of a wrench, every time I think of it, my nuts tighten up.

Break up lines

1) Do you believe in love at first sight?... How about misery after 3 years?...

2) That shirt looks good on you, do you know what else would look good on you?... My friend Dave, you should go out with him...

3) Is it hot in here?... Or are you just suffocating me in this relationship?...

4) When I'm with you i feel 3 lbs lighter... Probably because you bore the Sh&# out of me...

5) Hey baby... are you being followed?... because ive been seeing people behind your back...

6) I didn't know that angels flew this close to the ground... maybe that's because this angel has gained a little weight since we started going out...

7) I was just wondering are you doing push-ups with your knees down?... because I'm not sure this is working out...

8) Do you have a little Greek in you?... that's just a tactful way of asking if your pregnant, if not then lets break up...

9) Is there a new critically acclaimed movie out called other people?... because that's what i wana see...

10) Are your feet tired?... because you have been stomping on my dreams for a few months now...

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*snore* Huh-whazzat? Oh, it's SF-O! :D.

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OBJECTION!!!!

That isn't random for you, silly head! lol

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