MeestaRyan Posted July 14, 2010 Share Posted July 14, 2010 Star Wolf? Never heard of 'em. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid_Cortet Posted July 14, 2010 Share Posted July 14, 2010 OMG i love that site =D i used to use it all the time lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kursed Posted July 14, 2010 Share Posted July 14, 2010 Welcome to the HELP ME! Hotline.If you are calling from a mobiel phone press 1if you are calling from a payphone press 2if you are calling from a house phone press 3if you are calling from a office phone press 4If you are calling from a corded phone press 5if you are calling from a wireless phone press 6Thank you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dublinthefox Posted July 14, 2010 Share Posted July 14, 2010 One time, the army bombed my buddy Keith. And I don't know what happened next. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kursed Posted July 14, 2010 Share Posted July 14, 2010 Yeah I uhh barfed in the freezer, sorry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mr. Mario Posted July 14, 2010 Share Posted July 14, 2010 WHY DOES IT ALWAYS HAVE TO HAPPEN TO ME?!? ME?!?MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fluxy Posted July 14, 2010 Share Posted July 14, 2010 If you get past the creepy part, a spider crawling down your back feels actually quite relaxing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kursed Posted July 14, 2010 Share Posted July 14, 2010 You know it's actually quiet comfy covered in snow with no clothes on provided you have fur. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mr. Mario Posted July 14, 2010 Share Posted July 14, 2010 Is this the tire section?"Yes it is."Good, well I'm looking for these brand of tractor tires, it's called the BARREL ROLL tires, their slogan is WHATCHA GOT, DO IT NOT, DO A-DO A BARREL ROLL."What?"It's these brand of tires, they've been around since 1997...wondering if you sell those tires in case I have bogeys on my tail..."All right...let me get someone."MOMENTS LATER..."Hi this is Greg here how can I help you?"Um...I was wondering if you still had the BARREL ROLL tires, it's these tires for my tractor and in case I get bogies on my tail, could you check and see if you still have them in stock?"Ok...BARREL ROLL tires...ok I'm searching..."CAN'T LET YOU DO THAT, TIRE GUY."Who is this?!?"Andross has ordered us to take you down."Whatever"*hangs up* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Green Fox Posted July 14, 2010 Share Posted July 14, 2010 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fluxy Posted July 14, 2010 Share Posted July 14, 2010 Yes, yes I do. lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sapphire Posted July 14, 2010 Share Posted July 14, 2010 Yes, yes I do. lolWow it hurts and gives life without eating ma tires :oops: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MeestaRyan Posted July 14, 2010 Share Posted July 14, 2010 I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S NOT BUTTER!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caat01 Posted July 15, 2010 Share Posted July 15, 2010 There is a place you can touch a woman that will drive her crazy. Her heart.When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fluxy Posted July 15, 2010 Share Posted July 15, 2010 Peppy: "Do a barrel Roll!"Nick: "Okay" *Presses button. But won't work.* "Darn it, WORK" *Button pops off* ..... *Falls to floor and starts seizuring*(All is true except the seizure part) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatsworth III Posted July 15, 2010 Share Posted July 15, 2010 pepole says that i am crazy... but just becausei use FRIKING GORILA HEADS AS SHOES IT DOSEN'T MEAN THAT I AM BOFAHRFGEHÇSUOGHSOEGHIAEDRFGIÇOAHRIAGLESGVOLAEÇHRGOLAHÇGOAHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIG ÇUOLSDRGHUIAEORÇ~HGIA~!*grab a knife and start slicing things over* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fluxy Posted July 15, 2010 Share Posted July 15, 2010 pepole says that i am crazy... but just becausei use FRIKING GORILA HEADS AS SHOES IT DOSEN'T MEAN THAT I AM BOFAHRFGEHÇSUOGHSOEGHIAEDRFGIÇOAHRIAGLESGVOLAEÇHRGOLAHÇGOAHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIG ÇUOLSDRGHUIAEORÇ~HGIA~!*grab a knife and start slicing things over**Grabs Popcorn* "I could watch that all day." (lol) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mr. Mario Posted July 15, 2010 Share Posted July 15, 2010 NOT ENOUGH CASH...STRANGER Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Green Fox Posted July 15, 2010 Share Posted July 15, 2010 note: I designed this on my lolcat site Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eagle Kammback Posted July 15, 2010 Share Posted July 15, 2010 The sky is burning, I think my soul is on fire Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eagle Kammback Posted July 16, 2010 Share Posted July 16, 2010 "Sure-fire Pick-up Lines"1) Did you fart? Cuz you just blew me away.2) Are yer parents retarded? Cuz ya sure are special.3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea. I just can't hold it in.4) Do you have a library card? Cuz I'd like to sign you out5) Is there a mirror in yer pants? Cuz I can see myself in em.6) You might not be the best lookin girl here, but beauty's only a light switch away.7) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make yer bed-rock.8) Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner.9) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin, we kin sleep til afternoon.AND.. The best for last!10) Yer face reminds me of a wrench, every time I think of it, my nuts tighten up. Break up lines1) Do you believe in love at first sight?... How about misery after 3 years?...2) That shirt looks good on you, do you know what else would look good on you?... My friend Dave, you should go out with him...3) Is it hot in here?... Or are you just suffocating me in this relationship?...4) When I'm with you i feel 3 lbs lighter... Probably because you bore the Sh&# out of me...5) Hey baby... are you being followed?... because ive been seeing people behind your back...6) I didn't know that angels flew this close to the ground... maybe that's because this angel has gained a little weight since we started going out...7) I was just wondering are you doing push-ups with your knees down?... because I'm not sure this is working out...8) Do you have a little Greek in you?... that's just a tactful way of asking if your pregnant, if not then lets break up...9) Is there a new critically acclaimed movie out called other people?... because that's what i wana see...10) Are your feet tired?... because you have been stomping on my dreams for a few months now... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrypticQuery Posted July 16, 2010 Share Posted July 16, 2010 *snore* Huh-whazzat? Oh, it's SF-O! . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mr. Mario Posted July 16, 2010 Share Posted July 16, 2010 OBJECTION!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fluxy Posted July 16, 2010 Share Posted July 16, 2010 OBJECTION!!!!That isn't random for you, silly head! lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatsworth III Posted July 16, 2010 Share Posted July 16, 2010 OBJECTION!!!!I OBJECT AGNIST HIS OBJECTION! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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