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Conall Drest

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That's bad for the soul...

I have no soul.
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My buddy Keith tried camping out on top of a building once. He was shooting crows, but the police were too busy tear gassin' him to ask what he was doin' up there. He screamed for an entire year every single time he opened his eyes! Oh man! At first it was funny, then it just got sad, but then it got funny again!

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Conglaturation to Star Fox Runner for being the first person to post on the 600th page on this topic!

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Guest Mr. Mario

Let's all go to the lobby!! Let's all go to the lobby!! Let's all go to the lobby to get ourselves a treat!

Delicious things to eat!! The popcorn can't be beat! The sparkling drinks are just dandy!! The chocolate bars are just candy, soo...let's all go to the lobby to get ourselves a treat!!

:fox::falco::peppy::slippy::krystal::wolf::leon::panther::bill::katt: Let's all go to the lobb-eeeeeeeeeeeeeeee...to get ourselves a treeeeeat!!!!!

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I am hearing this joke before.......

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Conglaturation to Star Fox Runner for being the first person to post on the 600th page on this topic!

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAY MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

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YAAAAAAAAAAAAAY MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

You know what else you did? You found the fossil that everybody finds! Here's the description: Congratulations! You found the imprint of an ancient fern-like plant embedded in a rock. This is that fossil that your grandmother finds on her strolls along the river bed with your Aunt Nancy. Yep, as far as fossils go, this is the equivalent of the ones that they hand out for free at the geology museums. Good job, sparky.
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YAAAAAAAAAAAAAY MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

We also forgot to give you that trophy for winning that 100 bottle drinking contest! Only problem is that Mr. Nintendo took it.

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We'll have two Denny's so we can say: "Let's not go to that one let's go to the good one."

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Guest Mr. Mario

We also forgot to give you that trophy for winning that 100 bottle drinking contest! Only problem is that Mr. Nintendo took it.

A-WHAAAAAAAAATTTTTTT?!?!?!?!??!?!?

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Join the Drake dynasty!

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A student called his teacher, saying he is sick so he won't go to school today. He made his voice sound like a grown-up. When the teacher asked who he is, he said, 'This is my father.'

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A-WHAAAAAAAAATTTTTTT?!?!?!?!??!?!?

Well I thought it was you, but someone did! SOMEONE GIVE STAR FOX RUNNER BACK HIS BOOZE TROPHY! :x

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Guest Mr. Mario

Well I thought it was you, but someone did! SOMEONE GIVE STAR FOX RUNNER BACK HIS BOOZE TROPHY! :x

..................you're lookin at the wrong person!!

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..................you're lookin at the wrong person!!

Then explain this! *Throws down a few pictures of Mr. N's house one of them has the trophy in it.*
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Then explain this! *Throws down a few pictures of Mr. N's house one of them has the trophy in it.*

Here is one word I can say to sum this up...

It'sssss… Supercrapaf*ckarificexpialibullsh*t, a picture so fake the censors really ought to go and pull it, sadly there's not many words that only rhyme with "bullsh*t," supercrapaf*ckarificexpialibullsh*t!

Um-diddle-diddle-um-diddleye

Um-diddle-diddle-um-diddleye

Here's another picture so fake I'd rather have a guy come circumcise me with an axe and poke me in the eye, I'd rather drink a giant bowl of ape and monkey splooge, and there's another million things that I would rather do!

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Here is one word I can say to sum this up...

It'sssss… Supercrapaf*ckarificexpialibullsh*t, a picture so fake the censors really ought to go and pull it, sadly there's not many words that only rhyme with "bullsh*t," supercrapaf*ckarificexpialibullsh*t!

Um-diddle-diddle-um-diddleye

Um-diddle-diddle-um-diddleye

Here's another picture so fake I'd rather have a guy come circumcise me with an axe and poke me in the eye, I'd rather drink a giant bowl of ape and monkey splooge, and there's another million things that I would rather do!

Okay so if that picture is fake, then you won't mind if we check your house to find it, maybe break a few things, steal some stuff.

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maybe break a few things, steal some stuff.

:wolf: CAN'T LET YOU DO THAT, EMPEROROFLYLAT!!!

Okay so if that picture is fake, then you won't mind if we check your house to find it,

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If you can get past my traps and Bowser, go ahead and get it. But I'm tellin ya I ain't stealin anything!!

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Well under normal circumstances then we would get past your traps, but I recently remembered that I wasn't part of that topic so I don't care.

Oh I almost forgot. *Shoots wolf, again.*

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Guest Mr. Mario

In that case...

*Changes scene*

Hello? Hello?!? Special delivery, signature required.

A signature is REQUIRED for delivery!!!

:krystal: Hey buddy, I don't think anyone is there.

*Turns around* Ahh, madam! Maybe you can sign for this!

*Gives clipboard*

:krystal: What?

Special delivery, signature required. I have rounds to do and I am BEHIND!!!

:krystal: You realize there is a outbreak going on, right?

Neither rain nor sleet nor snow nor zombies are going to keep me form my appointed rounds. I swore an oath madam, and this package requires a SIGNATURE!!!

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In that case...

*Changes scene*

Hello? Hello?!? Special delivery, signature required.

A signature is REQUIRED for delivery!!!

:krystal: Hey buddy, I don't think anyone is there.

*Turns around* Ahh, madam! Maybe you can sign for this!

*Gives clipboard*

:krystal: What?

Special delivery, signature required. I have rounds to do and I am BEHIND!!!

:krystal: You realize there is a outbreak going on, right?

Neither rain nor sleet nor snow nor zombies are going to keep me form my appointed rounds. I swore an oath madam, and this package requires a SIGNATURE!!!

It's funny because there is always someone selling weapons in zombie games.

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for realz

i still remember the merchant in RE4

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