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*On the phone* Well then why don't you just go buy your vegetables from the grocery store then, you sick offense!

Other person: You go to hell!

First person: Well screw you too mom! See if your ever show again, next caller.

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Lord loves a workin' man; don't trust whitey; see a doctor and get rid of it.

I know we've only known each other four weeks and three days, but to me it seems like nine weeks and five days. The first day seemed like a week and the second day seemed like five days. And the third day seemed like a week again and the fourth day seemed like eight days. And the fifth day you went to see your mother and that seemed just like a day, and then you came back and later on the sixth day, in the evening, when we saw each other, that started seeming like two days, so in the evening it seemed like two days spilling over into the next day and that started seeming like four days, so at the end of the sixth day on into the seventh day, it seemed like a total of five days. And the sixth day seemed like a week and a half. I have it written down, but I can show it to you tomorrow if you want to see it.

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Everyone click here then click the button. http://www.instantsfun.es/epic

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>.>

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(It took you that long to write that?)

You call that breaking my spine? You red team ladies wouldn't know how to break a spine if- OW MY SPINE!

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"is it a sign from above?" Izzy

"no it's perfectly on the ground" Tentamon

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"One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I'll never know. "- Groucho Marx

GROUCHO-200-RES-cut-out-web.gif

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Hey, by the way, did you pay the cable bill?

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take me back to orgrimmar city, where girls are green and grass isn't pretty! *guitar solo*    -"paradise city" parody, original song by guns'n'roses, parody by me.

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I'm here with a person, that gets paid to talk about himself! What a career, he's called a "rapper."

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isnt it funny?

Crap in a car is called a SHIPMENT

SH*t in a ship is called CARGO

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If she finds out I'm ditching her to play golf, she'll hit me with a frying pan! Which is why I'll have to take this frying pan antidote. *Drinks it* Okay now hit with this.

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Zordon: Rangers, I have brought you here for a most urgent task!

Jason: What is it Zordon?

Zordon: Zach, you must trade Ranger colours with Billy, and Trini you with Kimberly.

Trini: What's so important about that?

Zordon: It's so soccer moms will stop complaining that the Yellow Ranger is Chinese and the Black Ranger is African American.

Tommy: This might be a bad time to mention this but did you guys know I'm Jewish?

Alpha: Aye yi yi! Not again!

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Gentlemen....... We have a problem, there is only 4 users on the site right now not including the hiddens, and many of them aren't doing anything.

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Gentlemen....... We have a problem, there is only 4 users on the site right now not including the hiddens, and many of them aren't doing anything.

tahn let us relocate to a diffren thread and just have a ball talking. Or go to the Rping section and role play the nacht away.

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tahn let us relocate to a diffren thread and just have a ball talking. Or go to the Rping section and role play the nacht away.

RP section is in turmoil right now, I guess it's up to us then.
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dont you have to get Authorization to RP?

Only for some of them, you don't need it for cornerian complex though.
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oh, okay, have fun then! ill just be running around and looking at ones i havent been to yet!

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Only for some of them, you don't need it for cornerian complex though.

gentlemen, let us take action. i will be rping if needed.

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To the RP section rapido!

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To the RP section rapido!

It's Morphin Time!! Zeo Ranger 1, Red!!

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Sunday! Sunday! SUNDAY! And Saturday, It's the ninth annual Dallas mower expo! Be there-ere as the biggest names in mowers hedges and clippers, hedges and clippers, hedges and clippers, hedges and clippers, Sunday! *Gibberish* Sea king sea king sea king! Oil paintings, oil paintings, sea king! Don't miss the Dallas mower expo opxe rewom sallad eht ssim t'noD Be there-eerrr-rrrr-rrr--eeer.

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Stewie: Da@# you all! Victory is mine!

Me: You were overrated even back when you first came on the air. *kicks him away like a football*

:P

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