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Say something random part 2


Conall Drest

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And if you come near my daughter, guess what? Consequences will never be the same!

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so YOU want to date my daughter? ok fine. *cocks remington psuedo threateningly* have a nice time sweet heart *waits until out of range* your ass is mine if you hurt her

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"Alien, 100 meters"

Salvador: "Hey, I resent that!"

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"Squad, move in"

Salvador: "Is reasoning out of the question?"

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"uhh, command...options!"

Option one: GO in a different direction that you are going in.

Option two: Try to kill Salvador

Option three: Go f**k yourselves (I bet Mark put that one there)

Option four: abandon mission

Option five:?

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"Squad, Echo mission is go!"

"Eliminate hostile!"

Salvador: "Why do they always want to do it the hard way?"

(Be back in about 30 minutes okay?)

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Salvador: "Why do they always want to do it the hard way?"

(Be back in about 30 minutes okay?)

lolz okay ^_^
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Salvador: "It's not too late to walk away from this you guys."

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"Sir, subject is seeming to want to not cause trouble...please advise over"

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"Sir, subject is seeming to want to not cause trouble...please advise over"

Uh.... I forgot, what are the mission objectives sergeant?

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lol there really wasn't any...unless you want there to be some...?

:)

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Internet connection is screwing up again.

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71 people can't mow their lawn in a hurricane.

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How do I know it's Jack Ruby's @$$? Well if I'm gonna spend money on it I got to know it's Jack Ruby's @$$. Alright, what colors does it come in?

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"you aren't superman"

"If the enmy is in range-SO ARE YOU!"

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Get inside and start Screwin' my wife!

He's taking some of the fun out of this.

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The world is a ball of twine,

With secrets underneath,

If we continue to unravel it,

the teabag of truth will steep.

How often can we drop the ball?

Will our brewing minds prove weak?

Perhaps we can't unwind it all,

Perhaps one thread will prove too steep.

Check your tea periodically,

--these tea leaves may pose questions new

But following the line, through misty caverns,

always trudging through,

untangling fractal threads

and entangling too,

collapses the complexities, while the insights stew.

A superstring of logic,

Intuition tea,

do not make sense together,

but engage non-locally,

and someday we shall see that we have never left our minds,

no matter how far out we've gone,

no matter what we find.

This is because of a simple fact: Everything of the universe, can be found within the mind.

Is it really true, that some things can't exist?

Everything stems from imagination,

hey, do you get the jist?

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My roommate got a new cell phone today, her first 3 numbers are 666.

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My roommate got a new cell phone today, her first 3 numbers are 666.

Your roommate could be the antichrist.  :shock:  O_o :P

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