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Say something random part 2


Conall Drest

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Trolling sonic fans shouldn't be this easy.

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I don't know how to rename links.

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One day Sonic and Amy were reading a Shakespeare play. They couldn't get through Act One it was so boring to them. So they decided to run and jump and leap at the same time as reading.

"Let's work out all our boredom energy by collecting rings and jumping!" suggested Sonic.

"Good idea!" said Amy. So Sonic and Amy read from the book while they ran and jumped.

""These violent delights have violent ends, and in their triumph die, like fire and powder" read Sonic as he squashed an enemy. Amy saw some unlit torches in front of a magical temple that would only open its entryway if the torches were well-lit. Amy used a lighter to light the torches, and she read from Shakespeare as she did so.

""O! she doth teach the torches to burn bright" read Amy. Amy and Sonic continued to try to get through Act 1 as they jumped and leapt through the forests. They ran towards the east, where the sun was setting.

"It is the east, and Juliet is the sun" read Sonic. Then Sonic defeated another bad guy. Then he and Amy kept on leaping and flying and jumping, and collecting rings.

Sonic began running really really fast at incredible speeds, moving his feet, and he tripped over a rock. But he got back up and continued to read from Shakespeare.

"Wisely and slow; they stumble that run fast" read Sonic.

They leapt up towards the clouds!

Is there no pity sitting in the clouds that sees into the bottom of my grief?

O sweet my mother, cast me not away!

Sonic and Amy continued their travels. But suddenly, Sonic fell down and lost an extra life! Amy jumped down to make sure Sonic was okay! Sonic was reading from Shakespeare!

"I dreamt my lady came and found me dead" read Sonic. Amy laughed. Then they fell in love, slowly. Then they saw the Level Exit sign and completed Act 1, and got married!

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I have studied a broad, or two! Ha ha ha!

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I don't know how to rename links.

Your brain < Smarticles

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Your brain < Smarticles

*Spartan kicks lone wolf (I put a space there ha ha!)*

Shut up fool!

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I have not posted in this BS of a topic for.....at least 10 to 15 pages xD

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I have not posted in this BS of a topic for.....at least 10 to 15 pages xD

Then why bother posting here at all if you think it "BS"?
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Waffles

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You call that trolling?

You weren't seeing what I was doing.

Here's a fun idea, stick around till the cops show up. Oh wouldn't that be a glorious day, they might actually put you away for good this time.

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You weren't seeing what I was doing.

Here's a fun idea, stick around till the cops show up. Oh wouldn't that be a glorious day, they might actually put you away for good this time.

Overeacting much?

Or perhaps in other words; U MAD?

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He is just kidding, sarcasm

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Overeacting much?

Once more that didn't have anything to do with you. It was something random in the say something random topic. Besides it was a quote.
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Do you like Green eggs and ham?  :trollface:

I DO NOT LIKE THE FRICKING GREEN EGGS AND HAM SAM I AM YOU SON OF A DITCH!

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Guest Mr. Mario

:panther:

Hello Krystal, how are you? Fantastic! Does your man look like me? No. Can he smell like me? Yes. Should he use Old Spice Body Wash? I don’t know...Do you like the smell of adventure? Do you want a man who can smell like he can bake you a gourmet cake in the dream kitchen he built for you with his own hands? Of course you do! Swan Dive – into the best night of your life! So Krystal, should your man smell like an Old Spice Man? You tell me.

:krystal: .....

:fox:

Hello, Krystal, look at your man, now back to me, now back at your man, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped using ladies scented body wash and switched to Old Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re on a boat with the man your man could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an oyster with two tickets to that thing you love. Look again, the tickets are now diamonds. Anything is possible when your man smells like Old Spice and not a lady. I’m on a horse.

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