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Conall Drest

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There's no way to avoid your fate.

Holy crap! You mean all that work, all those hours of gameplay and your telling me we failed?!
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Hey Jeffery, I thought you were going to uh, collage! *Everyone laughs except Jeffery*

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"Waht's another word for grab?"

*grabs paper out of the first man's hand*

"Snatch"

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This history is all lies! It says that Hitler killed himself, and that we nuked Japan! Well whatever helps them sleep at night.

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"we must use the holy Hand grenade of antiok!"

Just remember to count to three this time. No more, no less.

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"what are you donin in England?"

"MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS!"

i loved that french guy xD

"I told them we've  already got one xD"

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WHY YES OF COARSE!

THE HOLY HAND GRENDAE OF ANTIOCH, tis one of the holy relics that borther maynard carrys

BROTHER MAYNARD, BRING U THE HOLY HAND GRENADE

I can quote that entire movie

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proof I should be a voice actor:

http://www.uploadyourvoice.com/Tracks/AudioOther233.aspx

http://www.uploadyourvoice.com/Tracks/AudioOther231.aspx

http://www.uploadyourvoice.com/Tracks/AudioOther232.aspx

http://www.uploadyourvoice.com/Tracks/AudioOther236.aspx

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This history is all lies! It says that Hitler killed himself, and that we nuked Japan! Well whatever helps them sleep at night.

"History is a set of lies agreed upon" - Napoleon Bonaparte.

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reptillian entities I caught on tape speaking english:

http://www.uploadyourvoice.com/Tracks/AudioOther231.aspx

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Dang, that 100$ could have bought me, ONE GALLON OF GAS!

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Guest Mr. Mario

When William joined the army he disliked the phrase 'fire at will'.

I was going to buy a book on phobias, but I was afraid it wouldn't help me.

Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink.

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.

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When William joined the army he disliked the phrase 'fire at will'.

I was going to buy a book on phobias, but I was afraid it wouldn't help me.

Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink.

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.

LOL

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Guest Mr. Mario

There was once a cross-eyed teacher who couldn't control his pupils.

Pencils could be made with erasers at both ends, but what would be the point?

Yesterday I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says I'm OK, but I feel like I've dyed a little inside.

The dead batteries were given out free of charge.

Did you see the movie about the cannibal that ate his mother-in-law? It was named Gladiator.

Two cannibals meet one day. The first cannibal says, "You know, I just can't seem to get a tender Missionary. I've baked them, I've roasted them, I've stewed them, I've barbecued them, I've tried every sort of marinade. I just cannot seem to get them tender."

The second cannibal asks, "What kind of Missionary do you use?"

The other replied, "You know, the ones that hang out at that place at the bend of the river. They have those brown cloaks with a rope around the waist and they're sort of bald on top with a funny ring of hair on their heads."

"Ah, ha!" the second cannibal replies. "No wonder ... those are friars!"

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When William joined the army he disliked the phrase 'fire at will'.

I was going to buy a book on phobias, but I was afraid it wouldn't help me.

Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink.

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.

:lolhyst: Good ones :D

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ROBOT HOUSE!!!!!!!!!

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That damn yard sale.

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