Vulvokunvrii Posted December 21, 2010 Share Posted December 21, 2010 "Hey, you see that New Assault Rifle in the latest issue of Guns 'n Babes....mmmm!""What, you actually read that magazine??""Of course; i buy it for the articles man!"(one of the many pieces of banter from the us soldiers in World in Conflict) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rebel_gunman Posted December 21, 2010 Share Posted December 21, 2010 (Real life situation)*Standing on the magazine section where the adult mags and the assault weapons mags are located. Another Marine walks by and takes a look*Me: "Wow!! You see that?!Marine: "Yeah... She's hot, huh?Me: "What I wouldn't give to play with her!"Marine: "Yeah."Me: "Just look at her finish!"Marine: "Yeah... what do you mean 'finish'?"*I pick up the magazine right next to a Play Boy Mag*Me: "The finish of the rifle! Just look at the scope! And that grip!"Marine: " "It was talking about an assault rifle magazine! :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vixie Darkmatter Posted December 21, 2010 Share Posted December 21, 2010 I can actually see this scenerio happening for some strange reason. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rebel_gunman Posted December 21, 2010 Share Posted December 21, 2010 If you only new... I'm such a dork! And I love it :cool: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vixie Darkmatter Posted December 21, 2010 Share Posted December 21, 2010 I know you do....I know you do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rebel_gunman Posted December 21, 2010 Share Posted December 21, 2010 On the random Topic....MY SANDWICH JUST SHOCKED ME AGAIN!!!! WHY DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING!!!!At least pudding still loves me...*tryes to pick up pudding and receives a static shock*DAMN IT!!!!!*takes out a knife*YOU HAVE BETRAYED ME FOR THE LAST TIME!!!*stabs pudding* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vixie Darkmatter Posted December 21, 2010 Share Posted December 21, 2010 The food is out to get you. Beware!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rebel_gunman Posted December 21, 2010 Share Posted December 21, 2010 Cheese hasn't betrayed me... yet...*stares at cheese as dramatic music plays* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beau Skunk Posted December 21, 2010 Share Posted December 21, 2010 I like-a to eat cheese. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vixie Darkmatter Posted December 21, 2010 Share Posted December 21, 2010 I think I need a new brain.....I dropped my old one off a cliff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arashikage Posted December 21, 2010 Share Posted December 21, 2010 I think I need a new brain.....I dropped my old one off a cliff.NOBODY MOVE! I dropped my brain Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ARWINGCOMMANDER 3987 Posted December 21, 2010 Share Posted December 21, 2010 [move]FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P[/move] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rebel_gunman Posted December 21, 2010 Share Posted December 21, 2010 "SHhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.... Be quiet.... the big dinosaur is hunting us. It already got five of us already and it knows there are more. We should be safe down here at the catacombs. If you leave... you are doomed..."-Quoting the Gunman Trooper in the catacombs from the Ruins level from 'The Gunman Chronicles' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vulvokunvrii Posted December 21, 2010 Share Posted December 21, 2010 "SHhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.... Be quiet.... the big dinosaur is hunting us. It already got five of us already and it knows there are more. We should be safe down here at the catacombs. If you leave... you are doomed..."-Quoting the Gunman Trooper in the catacombs from the Ruins level from 'The Gunman Chronicles'lol go dinosaur! ^_^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rebel_gunman Posted December 21, 2010 Share Posted December 21, 2010 lol go dinosaur! :hehe: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scott7 Posted December 22, 2010 Share Posted December 22, 2010 lol go dinosaur! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rebel_gunman Posted December 22, 2010 Share Posted December 22, 2010 I sense a disturbance in the force... :nervous: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dublinthefox Posted December 22, 2010 Share Posted December 22, 2010 I sense a disturbance in the force... Yeah...I farted....Sorry. :oops: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rebel_gunman Posted December 22, 2010 Share Posted December 22, 2010 The force is strong with this one! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Conall Drest Posted December 22, 2010 Author Share Posted December 22, 2010 Good to see this topics still alive after all these years :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rebel_gunman Posted December 22, 2010 Share Posted December 22, 2010 Good to see this topics still alive after all these years Thanks to you!For continuing from the original one I think this is one of the oldest threads! Dating back since I first joined!*Sits on rocking chair and puts cane on the corner*Gather 'round, children... Ol' man gunman is gonna tell ya a story...It all happened a looooong time ago... in a galaxy far, far away... :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ARWINGCOMMANDER 3987 Posted December 22, 2010 Share Posted December 22, 2010 I'm Dr. Robotnik! I touch whatever I want! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rebel_gunman Posted December 22, 2010 Share Posted December 22, 2010 I bet that never worked with the chicks.... :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arashikage Posted December 22, 2010 Share Posted December 22, 2010 TOXIC EXPLOSIONS! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rebel_gunman Posted December 22, 2010 Share Posted December 22, 2010 "If I make it back alive, I will buy you all a round at the bar.""But must of us are under aged or don't drink at all!""Exactly "Lobo: "That is... IF you make it... "" Oh, C%@P!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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