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Say something random part 2


Conall Drest

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Yeah... you said that aloud... and we heard ya...  :trollface:

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Wilford Brimley: I'm gonna give you unreal ways for you to die. And I'm not doing it without help.

Billy Mays: That's right!

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INSOMNIA ...  :trollface:

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INSOMNIA ...  :trollface:

Holy dooley your still here?
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What are you talking about... I never leave... and when I don't appear on line... do you see all those guests from google, yahoo, quil, etc... Yeah...  :trollface:

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What are you talking about... I never leave... and when I don't appear on line... do you see all those guests from google, yahoo, quil, etc... Yeah...  :trollface:

So your always here huh? I just got back from Somalia  :trollface:
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That was a bad place. I should know! On my first deployment we went to Africa in support of Operation Horn of Africa like 3 years ago. Then we got called in to rescue a french or russian cargo ship that got kidnaped by pirates irl!

Seriously! No action though... we scared off the somali pirates... darn!

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That was a bad place. I should know! On my first deployment we went to Africa in support of Operation Horn of Africa like 3 years ago. Then we got called in to rescue a french or russian cargo ship that got kidnaped by pirates irl!

Seriously! No action though... we scared off the somali pirates... darn!

Sounds like a Rip Snortin' time if I ever heard it. My damn mouse is screwing up, whenever I double click it barely works.
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That's why I use rats  :trollface:

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That's why I use rats  :trollface:

Ha ha knee slap.
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If women require money and time... And time is money... and money is the root of all evil...

women = money x time... women = money x money... women = money2... women = evil

O_o

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Oh my we are actually are out of vanilla. This has never happened before. Still dead though.

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Tonight is Holy Night! ... And I'm away from home...  :(

Enjoy your families those of you who are with them... never take them for granted.

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I never read it in a book, I never saw it on a show. But I heard it in the alley on a weird radio. If you want a drink of water, you got to get it from a well. If you want to get to Heaven, you got to raise a little hell.

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Predator ceberus qui vit infernus fames ardens carme hominis mortalis!

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Wow. You woodland creatures take freeze tag very seriously.

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If women require money and time... And time is money... and money is the root of all evil...

women = money x time... women = money x money... women = money2... women = evil

O_o

And don't you forget it.e5010964.gif

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Grandma was arrested for mass murder

Against Santa and the reindeer on Christmas Eve

You can say there's no such thing as schizos

But as for me and Grandpa, we believe.

She had just come back from the dead

We begged her not to do it

But reasoning with her proved to be futile

Because she looked like she was about to have a fit.

Arming herself she went to the sight

Of that all too familiar attack

So thanks to Grandma and her lust for vengeance

Santa's got an axe in his back.

Grandma was arrested for mass murder

Against Santa and the reindeer on Christmas Eve

You can say there's no such thing as schizos

But as for me and Grandpa, we believe.

Being a reindeer hating zombie

Was what had driven Grandma so nuts

Her death took her sense of morality

No ifs, ands, or buts.

We thought she would have gotten the chair

But the court ruled it wouldn't be nice

Because they felt she had been through enough

And would come back to put them all on ice

Grandma was arrested for mass murder

Against Santa and the reindeer on Christmas Eve

You can say there's no such thing as schizos

But as for me and Grandpa, we believe.

We've still been visiting Grandma

While she sulks away in her cell

But one thing she's happy with about herself

Santa's final moments she made hell

The police had Santa's remains preserved

Even though he now looked like Elmer Fudd

His suit was still nice and red

Mostly because it was soaked in his blood

Grandma was arrested for mass murder

Against Santa and the reindeer on Christmas Eve

You can say there's no such thing as schizos

But as for me and Grandpa, we believe.

Grandma was arrested for mass murder

Against Santa and the reindeer on Christmas Eve

You can say there's no such thing as schizos

But as for me and Grandpa, we believe.

Satirical song I wrote. :lol:

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And don't you forget it.e5010964.gif

So you found the Krystal emoticons did ya?
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So you found the Krystal emoticons did ya?

Where are they?!

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Where are they?!

Here, there, and over seas.
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