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Say something random part 2


Conall Drest

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I created that first one...  O_o

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Good ol' buddy Conall kept it going  :D

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*Sitting in rocking chair on a porch with a cane at hand*

Back in the day, it was policy to lock a thread after 100 posts!

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1.Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which? 

Student: I cannot point out but I know the answer.

Teacher: Please tell us. 

Student: The swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is beside the swallow.

2."Can you tell me how fish net is made, Ann?"  "A lot of little holes tied together with strings." replied the little girl.

3.George comes from school on the first of September.  "George, how did you like your new teacher?" asked his mother.  "I didn't like her, Mother,because she said that three and three were six and then she said that two and four were six too....."

4.One day a father was teaching his son and said, "The keys to your success are keeping your word and cleverness.  Once you promise somebady a promise, you must carry it out on matter what will happen.  This is called 'keeping one's word.'  "What is cleverness?", asked his son."Cleverness is that you'll never make such a promise, " the father asnswered.

5.Little Bobby: I've got a stomachache.

Aunt Tess: That's because you haven't eaten and your stomach is empty, so it hurts. 

Little Bobby:  Now I know why Uncle Harry has headache all the time. His head must be empty too.

6.A man walked into a new dinner and told the waitress, "I 'll have two fried eggs and a kind word." When the waitress came back with his order, the man said, "Thanks for the eggs, but how about the kind word?" The waitress then whispered , "Don't eat the eggs."

7.One guy goes to a doctor and says, "Doctor, my wife has lost her voice. What should I do to help her get it back? " The doctor replies, "Try to come home at 3 in the morning."

8.A cop pulled a car over on the highway for speeding. When he asked for the driver's license, the driver argued, "Speeding? But officer, I was only trying to keep a safe distance between my car and the car in back of me."

9.It was a woman's first time on a plane. She boarded the plane and found herself a window seat. After she settled in, a man came over and insisted that she was in his seat. She ignored him and told him to go away. "Okay," replied the man. "If that's the way you want it, you fly the plane."

10.A young businessman had just started his business, and rented a beautiful office. Sitting there, he saw a man come into the outer office. Wishing to appear busy, the businessman picked up the phone and pretended that he had a big deal working. He threw huge figures around and made giantcommitments.

Finally, he hung up and asked the visitor. "Can I help you?"

The man said, "Sure. I've come to install the phone."

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*Sitting in rocking chair on a porch with a cane at hand*

Back in the day, it was policy to lock a thread after 100 posts!

This is just a guess mind you, but I have a feeling we've greatly exceeded that number.
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This is just a guess mind you, but I have a feeling we've greatly exceeded that number.

Wait, what?!! For real?!!

*Gets on rascal*

Quick! We got to warn someone!!

*Speeds away... ever so, so, so, SO slowly...*

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Wait, what?!! For real?!!

*Gets on rascal*

Quick! We got to warn someone!!

*Speeds away... ever so, so, so, SO slowly...*

I can't let you.........I'll just have this guy do it for me.

:wolf: Can't let you do that r_g.

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:hehe: Not this guy again...

Hey! Old man! Come help me here!

:peppy:

:wolf: Is that it?! What's he gonna do? Bore me to death?!

:peppy: *Takes out cane and does a mid air barrel roll as he lands a strike to Wolf's head with the cane*

:fox::krystal::panther::bill::katt:  :shock:

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These star fox stereotypes got boring when they were created.

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Dude! There's a frog on my soup!!!

:slippy: May I remind you, I was invited!

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Let's have a go at it!

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Silence has swept through the site  :nervous:

Though I see online people... the silence is... deafening...  O_o

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Silence has swept through the site  :nervous:

Though I see online people... the silence is... deafening...  O_o

As long as you and I man the barricades here we should be safe.
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I got the Wall  :lol:

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I'll install auto fire on the pillboxes and set up the barbed wire outside. Tank barriers are already up.

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:falco: It's... too quite.

:fox: Remain Alert, team. You'll never know what's gonna happen next.

:krystal: Fox! I feel something...

r_g: Hey, guys. You seen a squad of Troopers pass by here? I sort of got separated from them.

:fox::falco::krystal::wolf::panther::bill::katt:  :shock:

r_g: Wow... you guys look like you never seen a human before...

:fox::falco::krystal::wolf::panther::bill::katt:  :shock:

:hehe: Ok... the silence and staring is starting to get offensive...

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Can someone hold this grenade for me?

Ok... HEY!! WHERE'S THE PIN?!!  O_o

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