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Conall Drest

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*Neutralizes the onions* Execution it is.

NO!!!! THE ONIONS!!!! (*emperoroflylat's forces apprehends WiLdShOt*)

LET GO OF ME!!! (*squirms and wriggles in custody*) Onions are no laughing matter! They killed my brother! You are all FOOLS!!! They're gonna take over! They're gonna take-(*gets tranquilized*) . . . no . . . I no like. . . . drrrruuuuuuuggggsssss. . . . (*falls asleep*)

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Now I feel special. I wonder what I did this time. Other than lose another grenade. I knew coating them in cooking oil wasn't the best idea. :facepalm:

Nein, what I mean important I mean you and I are too close. I can't kill my friends.

NO!!!! THE ONIONS!!!! (*emperoroflylat's forces apprehends WiLdShOt*)

LET GO OF ME!!! (*squirms and wriggles in custody*) Onions are no laughing matter! They killed my brother! You are all FOOLS!!! They're gonna take over! They're gonna take-(*gets tranquilized*) . . . no . . . I no like. . . . drrrruuuuuuuggggsssss. . . . (*falls asleep*)

Alright now get him out of here.
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Alright now get him out of here.

Right away...

into space you go buddy  :trollface:

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Right away...

into space you go buddy  :trollface:

(*drifts into the void of outer space. . . . a meteor traveling over mach 14 splatters the body. A leg slams into emperoroflylat's private quarters as he eats a chicken leg*)

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(*drifts into the void of outer space. . . . a meteor traveling over mach 14 splatters the body. A leg slams into emperoroflylat's private quarters as he eats a chicken leg*)

It's a reinforced bunker, there's no way it would have gotten through.  :trollface:

Now this is a lesson kids, you can solve your problems with death only if it is done correctly.

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Irl... I just lost a fight with a sink water purifier...

Best 40 bucks well spent  :hehe:

But I couldn't stop LOL'ing!!!

:lol:

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(*WiLdShOt's dog, Zack, gets on the computer*) you guys killed my master!!! . . . . . . . . . . . . I am forever in your debt!

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(*WiLdShOt's dog, Zack, gets on the computer*) you guys killed my master!!! . . . . . . . . . . . . I am forever in your debt!

Your welcome. Now what use could we have for a dog intelligent enough to use a computer? Thoughts anyone?
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Your welcome. Now what use could we have for a dog intelligent enough to use a computer? Thoughts anyone?

I know how to fly a plane! I also had U.S. Marine dog training. I once worked for the N.Y.P.D.'s Bomb squad as a sniffer.

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You got me, what's the answer?

I know how to fly a plane! I also had U.S. Marine dog training. I once worked for the N.Y.P.D.'s Bomb squad as a sniffer.

This apparently. I guess you could be an asset. You'll start out working for R_G.  And for those of you out there who find my actions inhumane, remember this. There is the people in the state, and the people outside the state. We don't concern ourselves with group number 2.
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I know a fox who can do the same...

:fox: Anyone called?

There you have it  :lol:

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I know a fox who can do the same...

:fox: Anyone called?

There you have it  :lol:

Eh.... we don't have control of mercs outside of K.S.F and S.S.C.
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True... O_o

TO THE LAB!!

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De na na na na naaaaaaaaaa naaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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Roommates been having issues with her love life, unfortunately I'm the one who has to help her with it.

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Be a good roommate and friend  :D

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Be a good roommate and friend  :D

I don't have a choice, although I think I've given her all the help she needs now.
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I really hope I don't know her. This situation sounds dreadfully familiar.

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I really hope I don't know her. This situation sounds dreadfully familiar.

I can almost guarantee you don't know her.
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He's in Canidea.  :lol:

No wait... It's Canada, huh?  O_o

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He's in Canidea.  :lol:

No wait... It's Canada, huh?  O_o

You're not serious are you? I thought you were joking when you spelled it that way.
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I'm joking. I know it's Canada  :lol:

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