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Conall Drest

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In September of 2005, an Australian man had an unfortunate encounter in Canberra while using the facilities at a local bar. Authorities determined that the man became unconscious from an elevated blood-alcohol level, at the time he was using the bathroom, and had collapsed face-first into the urinal. An autopsy confirmed that the man had drowned in the urinal which he was using

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^ Now THAT'S random. :twisted: And unfortunate.

*runs randomly around in circles*

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Sadly, that is to be expected from a drunk/alcohol overdosed Aussie minus the drowning. I believe the term for it here is [self censored] as a Parrot. Very unfortunate

Me: BLARFURGSNARG.

Blood Wolf: AHH TEH BLARFURGSNARGNESS

Me::twisted: ???

Blood Wolf: You have unleashed chaos apon us all, CHAOS I SAY!!!

Me: *on the phone* Yes, that's the Stolen Cornerian Orbital Base over Surry, and yes, another mental case...

Blood Wolf: AAAH, TEH BLARFURGSNARGNESS< IT WILL KILL US ALL AAAH

Me: and hurry, I have a headache.

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I think the alien said something in my head.....it said Blarg Blarg Blar Blarg Blarg Blarg!

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Revenge revenge revenge revenge revenge revenge revenge revenge revenge revenge revenge revenge revenge revenge revenge revenge revenge revenge revenge revenge revenge revenge revenge revenge revenge revenge revenge revenge revenge revenge revenge revenge revenge revenge revenge revenge revenge revenge revenge revenge revenge revenge revenge revenge revenge revenge revenge revenge revenge revenge revenge revenge revenge revenge revenge revenge revenge revenge revenge revenge revenge revenge revenge revenge revenge revenge revenge revenge revenge revenge revenge revenge revenge revenge revenge revenge revenge revenge revenge revenge revenge revenge revenge revenge revenge revenge revenge revenge revenge revenge revenge revenge revenge revenge revenge revenge revenge revenge revenge revenge revenge revenge revenge revenge revenge revenge revenge revenge revenge revenge revenge revenge revenge revenge revenge revenge revenge revenge revenge revenge revenge revenge revenge revenge revenge revenge revenge revenge revenge revenge revenge revenge revenge revenge revenge revenge revenge revenge revenge revenge revenge revenge revenge revenge revenge revenge revenge revenge revenge revenge revenge revenge revenge revenge revenge revenge revenge revenge revenge revenge revenge revenge revenge revenge revenge revenge revenge revenge revenge revenge revenge revenge revenge revenge revenge revenge revenge revenge revenge revenge revenge revenge revenge revenge revenge revenge revenge revenge revenge revenge revenge revenge revenge revenge revenge revenge revenge revenge revenge revenge revenge revenge revenge revenge revenge revenge revenge revenge revenge revenge revenge revenge revenge revenge revenge revenge revenge revenge revenge revenge revenge revenge revenge revenge revenge revenge revenge revenge revenge revenge revenge revenge is all thats on my mind and the thoughts of it wont go away till I get it and I will get it I swear.

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Hey look! Over there! It's a food processor!

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Funny Farmer: Howdy*shoots Blood Wolf and removes wheat from his mouth* Thayr, he's outa yer hair now.

Me:*singing* He's out of our HAAAIIIR(Cookie to the first to get this reference)

Funny Farmer:An' yer commin' with me to the funny farm, room 1337.

BTW, who, and why do you want revenge Lupine Shawn?

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Why can't we just all do the dew?

I'll tell you why! Because, some people prefer to live in a code red, others are having a blast baja-style, many have been on the livewire and the rest godspeed are pitch black.[/toomuchmountaindew]

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Mountain Dew will solve teh problems.

In the same way bathing in a vat of hydrochloric acid will.

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greatballsoffireijustbitasnakeandkilledaspiderwhileunderamooseandthrewitintosomeone

behindme-Cpt. Falcon

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Oh yes! You got fizz all over you.

This is so oddly funny...... :P *Laughs because she's weird like that*

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You think I'm good?

:P

Thanks. :D

You're cool like that.

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Starfox is better without Krystal

*holds up shield and sword waiting for rabid krystal fanboys to charge*

*cough*

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As much as I <3 Krystal, I have to say this is very true.

*I can hear your gasps of shock from across the globe.*

Because Krystal wasn't in SNES Star Fox, the best of the series. :P

*And now I hear the pratfalls*

SF64...debateable.

The post-Krystal games are pretty good games. The only part where they fail is at being Star Fox games; as standalones, I love them both. The only part of Adventures I hated were the parts that forced you to remember you were playing Star Fox (ie, the arwing sections, the final boss). Well, and just about everything from the Dragon Rock boss to the end of the game. Before, everything was fine, though.

...Dammit, this post isn't random enough. As is such, *eats a foot*

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but hse doesn't really have any set personallity yet. I don't want her gone, but character development would be nice.

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