ballisticwaffles Posted January 4, 2011 Share Posted January 4, 2011 I suppose the hundred years war is actually more pleasent than the 137 year war. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arashikage Posted January 4, 2011 Share Posted January 4, 2011 and much much more pleasant than the thousand year war Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Shaper Posted January 4, 2011 Share Posted January 4, 2011 Our intel shows that Hitler is plotting with the legion of doom. To assassinate Jesus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arashikage Posted January 4, 2011 Share Posted January 4, 2011 Don't wanna sound like an asshole, but that does make sense, Jesus was a jew Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Shaper Posted January 4, 2011 Share Posted January 4, 2011 Don't wanna sound like an asshole, but that does make sense, Jesus was a jewTrue, I've also heard that Hitler hated most religions, on the other hand I've heard he is either Christian or catholic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zzz Posted January 4, 2011 Share Posted January 4, 2011 Denn ich kann mich nicht lösen von dem Glauben an mein Volk, kann mich nicht lossagen von der Überzeugung, dass diese Nation wieder einst auferstehen wird, kann mich nicht entfernen von der Liebe zu diesem meinem Volk und hege felsenfest die Überzeugung, dass eben doch einmal die Stunde kommt, in der die Millionen, die uns heute hassen, hinter uns stehen und mit uns dann begrüßen werden das gemeinsam geschaffene, mühsam erkämpfte, bitter erworbene neue deutsche Reich der Größe und der Ehre und der Kraft und der Herrlichkeit und der Gerechtigkeit. Amenhis version of the lord's prayer. blasphemy up the ass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Shaper Posted January 5, 2011 Share Posted January 5, 2011 "Your an incompetent worker, therefore, you must be executed." *pulls out firearm**Click*"Goddamn."*Click**Click*"What the hell is going on here?"*Multiple clicks, then pulls out a different pistol while a soldier works on the other one.*"There we are."*Click*"AARGGH!"*Fierce clicks*"Damn it!"*Pistol whips laborer* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vulvokunvrii Posted January 5, 2011 Share Posted January 5, 2011 ^hahahahah i can actualy picture that in my head xD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mr. Mario Posted January 5, 2011 Share Posted January 5, 2011 NEWS FLASH: THIS IS JUST IN!!!Valve has announced to develop the next Starfox game! :trollface: :trollface: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoneWolf Posted January 5, 2011 Share Posted January 5, 2011 Don't wanna sound like an asshole, but that does make sense, Jesus was a jewWell...yeah. He was also a carpenter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vixie Darkmatter Posted January 5, 2011 Share Posted January 5, 2011 Hai floor......make me a sammich!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vulvokunvrii Posted January 5, 2011 Share Posted January 5, 2011 "Positive ID on Target!""Engaging Hostile!""Security Breach!""Target Locked!""Go go go!""Discharging Ordinance!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mr. Mario Posted January 5, 2011 Share Posted January 5, 2011 RACCOOOOOOOOON KOOPAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vulvokunvrii Posted January 5, 2011 Share Posted January 5, 2011 RACCOOOOOOOOON KOOPAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!o_0..........xD....^_^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Shaper Posted January 5, 2011 Share Posted January 5, 2011 Old fashioned tarnish removers take years. Call now for only 99.99$. But I'm not done yet. *Infomercial ends* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ARWINGCOMMANDER 3987 Posted January 5, 2011 Share Posted January 5, 2011 Old fashioned tarnish removers take years. Call now for only 99.99$. But I'm not done yet. *Infomercial ends*You are now. *swats away with stop sign* :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Shaper Posted January 5, 2011 Share Posted January 5, 2011 *swats away with stop sign* A stop sign? No mere mortal can use the power of the stop sign to it's full strength. There is only one who can do that..... *Lightning flashes* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ARWINGCOMMANDER 3987 Posted January 5, 2011 Share Posted January 5, 2011 *puts on sunglasses* Okay, then can any mere mortal do this? *does this to Emperor, but it ends in disaster for both of us* Oops. :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WiLdShOt Posted January 5, 2011 Share Posted January 5, 2011 *randomly laughs maniacally* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Shaper Posted January 5, 2011 Share Posted January 5, 2011 *puts on sunglasses* Okay, then can any mere mortal do this? *does this to Emperor, but it ends in disaster for both of us* Oops. Ah smoke you full of sh!t. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arashikage Posted January 5, 2011 Share Posted January 5, 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ARWINGCOMMANDER 3987 Posted January 5, 2011 Share Posted January 5, 2011 Ah smoke you full of sh!t.Smoke this!! *ties bundle of dynamite to Emperor* :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Shaper Posted January 5, 2011 Share Posted January 5, 2011 Smoke this!! *ties bundle of dynamite to Emperor* May I ask why? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ARWINGCOMMANDER 3987 Posted January 5, 2011 Share Posted January 5, 2011 May I ask why?Because your a fascist trying to take over the universe so I have to make sure you don't do that. *cements Emperor up and prepares to push him in the ocean* :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Shaper Posted January 5, 2011 Share Posted January 5, 2011 Because your a fascist trying to take over the universe so I have to make sure you don't do that. *cements Emperor up and prepares to push him in the ocean* Fascists are right wing. I'm left wing. So stop trying to bully me and find something else to do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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