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Say something random part 2


Conall Drest

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Sweeeeeeeeeet I found a site that does game music (BGMs) downloads! I got the Call of Duty 4 Modern Warfare soundtrack and I'm listening to the nuclear explosion scene BGM. It's soooooo sad  :(

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You want to know what you and Jane Austen have in common? *Puts on sunglasses* Your both dead women!

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You want to know what you and Jane Austen have in common? *Puts on sunglasses* Your both dead women!

Uh oh.
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You want to know what you and Jane Austen have in common? *Puts on sunglasses* Your both dead women!

1. I'm a man.

2. I'm alive jacka@#!!

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I'm sure anyone would feel stupid if they hopped over a chain-linked fence just to see what's on the other side.  :hehe:

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1. I'm a man.

2. I'm alive jacka@#!!

Quit being so self-centered I wasn't talking to anyone here.

We're going on mantracker everyone.

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You want to know what you and Jane Austen have in common? *Puts on sunglasses* Your both dead women!

YEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

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(*pumps shotgun*) F@&# YEAH! I'm bored anyway! (*shotgun falls apart*) . . . . .  :shock: . . . . . who's been messing with my shotgun!?

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Nasty Canasta: *chewing shotgun parts*

Daffy Duck: Probably didn't have his iron today.

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Day 3

Well...

There's been no sign of rescue. They probably figure we ran out of air and just said "F*ck it. It's too expensive to rescue them."

Johnson got electrocuted when trying to fix the air filter. He's the only one who knew how. I don't think anyone else knows that I'm using up power to record this.

There goes another capsule. Why did I go here. They said this would happen. They PREDICTED it. But we were too damn arrogant to figure it out. We've only 2 hours of air left, and I'm already feeling lightheaded. I wonder if it hurts to freeze in the vacuum of space.

Anyways...the possibility of anyone getting this transmission is low, but I guess it's a good record of our last hour. American pride my ass. We've all been left for dead and are going to die in the vacuum of space.

This is Colonel Green, signing off for the last time.

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      [move]:fox::falco::peppy::slippy:                                                                            :wolf::leon::panther:                                                :trollface:  [/move]

RUN FOR IT!!!

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Day 3, a few minutes after last transmission.

Someone farted. A spark ignited the highly flammable methane, incinerating half the ship.

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Day 3, a few minutes after last transmission.

Someone farted. A spark ignited the highly flammable methane, incinerating half the ship.

thtas the last time they make canned beans standard issue xD
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[move] :fox: *running from Krystal with panties over his head*  :krystal: *chasing after Fox with an axe*[/move]

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Day 3, a few minutes after last transmission.

Someone farted. A spark ignited the highly flammable methane, incinerating half the ship.

What the crap was he eating?

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Oh, I love those!!!

                  ^      ^

.....I think <(O)_(O)>

                    v    v

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Oh I am broke! What will I tell my horrible wife?!

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I love translating stuff over 30 different languages and then back to English!

Original text: "He said flying booby kick, what the hell does that mean!?"

30 lang later: "Exclaimed he, a soaring breast strike from Hell was rude?"  :lol:

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Here lies the old myth,

breaking the mold with,

truth to take away the trickery.

Twenty centuries of progress,

suffer slowly as we regress,

losing headway to ourselves.

Behold the covers, the sisters, the mothers,

the daughters, and spouses, on the magazines.

Truth has been abused.

How could she fill those shoes?

Propaganda meant to fuel their schemes.

She is strong but never silent,

sure of where her truth/strength comes from.,

one day, one girl army will overcome.

Treading the current, issues at hand,

Shifting, we sway, from justice and then back again.

What we once broke, He has made right,

lifting her up, giving birth to Jesus Christ.

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If what you did was not what you've done before,

And what you have not done before makes you feel guilty embarrased,

Then you do something good to make up for what you did,

And no one will accept your good deed,

Then is what your going to do later really any good?

(Wow. That would count as random, and bad.) :facepalm:

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