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You ever heard a story about the little engine that could? I bet you have...well this one is different, so lemme tell ya about it.

Once upon a time, deep, deep in a jungle...there was a little engine that could. He was chugging his way down the Italy line...

CHUGGA-CHUGGA-CHUGGA-CHUGGA, TOOT-TOOT!!

This little engine's mission... was to take some AK-47 and a nuclear payload over to the mountain to the 22nd patain...needless to say, there was plenty of opposition, but he kept chugging along.

CHUGGA-CHUGGA-CHUGGA-CHUGGA, TOOT-TOOT!!

Not even when they climb aboard the train, puffed out the eyes of the conducter...and blood and snot were ripping out his eyesight!

:krystal: ????

But as always, he kept chugging along!

CHUGGA-CHUGGA-CHUGGA-CHUGGA, TOOT-TOOT!!

But one until...Charlie rigged the bridge with plastix explosives...just as the little engine was making his way across the dresser...

BOOM!

:krystal: !!!!!

The explosion happend!! Blood and guts were spitting out everywhere and...Bubba came crawling out the back door...both legs missing. He'd look right up me and say "...Payne, I can't...feel my legs."

I said "Bubba...they ain't there" and I looked down...and the little bloody noob was kicking real fast like this here. And I said "Bubba...it's 35 miles to the next town."

Next he could flip upside down and I said "You ain't gonna make it!"

:krystal: .....

All of a sudden, Charlie was all over the place. Just me and my side are...no alternatives...but the blast went out.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

:krystal: AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

Die, pig, die!! You'll never take me alive!!! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM!

:krystal: Mr. N! Mr. N!

*turns and sees Krystal* Hello...Krystal. You just missed the bedtime story!  :trollface:

:krystal:  :facepalm:

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MA-BA-SPLOOOOOOM

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You ever heard a story about the little engine that could? I bet you have...well this one is different, so lemme tell ya about it.

Once upon a time, deep, deep in a jungle...there was a little engine that could. He was chugging his way down the Italy line...

CHUGGA-CHUGGA-CHUGGA-CHUGGA, TOOT-TOOT!!

This little engine's mission... was to take some AK-47 and a nuclear payload over to the mountain to the 22nd patain...needless to say, there was plenty of opposition, but he kept chugging along.

CHUGGA-CHUGGA-CHUGGA-CHUGGA, TOOT-TOOT!!

Not even when they climb aboard the train, puffed out the eyes of the conducter...and blood and snot were ripping out his eyesight!

:krystal: ????

But as always, he kept chugging along!

CHUGGA-CHUGGA-CHUGGA-CHUGGA, TOOT-TOOT!!

But one until...Charlie rigged the bridge with plastix explosives...just as the little engine was making his way across the dresser...

BOOM!

:krystal: !!!!!

The explosion happend!! Blood and guts were spitting out everywhere and...Bubba came crawling out the back door...both legs missing. He'd look right up me and say "...Payne, I can't...feel my legs."

I said "Bubba...they ain't there" and I looked down...and the little bloody noob was kicking real fast like this here. And I said "Bubba...it's 35 miles to the next town."

Next he could flip upside down and I said "You ain't gonna make it!"

:krystal: .....

All of a sudden, Charlie was all over the place. Just me and my side are...no alternatives...but the blast went out.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

:krystal: AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

Die, pig, die!! You'll never take me alive!!! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM!

:krystal: Mr. N! Mr. N!

*turns and sees Krystal* Hello...Krystal. You just missed the bedtime story!  :trollface:

:krystal:  :facepalm:

Okay, what the f@#$ was that? :P

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You ever heard a story about the little engine that could? I bet you have...well this one is different, so lemme tell ya about it.

Once upon a time, deep, deep in a jungle...there was a little engine that could. He was chugging his way down the Italy line...

CHUGGA-CHUGGA-CHUGGA-CHUGGA, TOOT-TOOT!!

This little engine's mission... was to take some AK-47 and a nuclear payload over to the mountain to the 22nd patain...needless to say, there was plenty of opposition, but he kept chugging along.

CHUGGA-CHUGGA-CHUGGA-CHUGGA, TOOT-TOOT!!

Not even when they climb aboard the train, puffed out the eyes of the conducter...and blood and snot were ripping out his eyesight!

:krystal: ????

But as always, he kept chugging along!

CHUGGA-CHUGGA-CHUGGA-CHUGGA, TOOT-TOOT!!

But one until...Charlie rigged the bridge with plastix explosives...just as the little engine was making his way across the dresser...

BOOM!

:krystal: !!!!!

The explosion happend!! Blood and guts were spitting out everywhere and...Bubba came crawling out the back door...both legs missing. He'd look right up me and say "...Payne, I can't...feel my legs."

I said "Bubba...they ain't there" and I looked down...and the little bloody noob was kicking real fast like this here. And I said "Bubba...it's 35 miles to the next town."

Next he could flip upside down and I said "You ain't gonna make it!"

:krystal: .....

All of a sudden, Charlie was all over the place. Just me and my side are...no alternatives...but the blast went out.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

:krystal: AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

Die, pig, die!! You'll never take me alive!!! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM!

:krystal: Mr. N! Mr. N!

*turns and sees Krystal* Hello...Krystal. You just missed the bedtime story!  :trollface:

:krystal:  :facepalm:

Okay, Grandpa...

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:krystal: *watching At The Movies with Siskel and Ebert*

:fox: What is this?

:krystal: I don't know, but this Ebert guy looks like the Pope with diarrhea.

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You ever heard a story about the little engine that could? I bet you have...well this one is different, so lemme tell ya about it.

Once upon a time, deep, deep in a jungle...there was a little engine that could. He was chugging his way down the Italy line...

CHUGGA-CHUGGA-CHUGGA-CHUGGA, TOOT-TOOT!!

This little engine's mission... was to take some AK-47 and a nuclear payload over to the mountain to the 22nd patain...needless to say, there was plenty of opposition, but he kept chugging along.

CHUGGA-CHUGGA-CHUGGA-CHUGGA, TOOT-TOOT!!

Not even when they climb aboard the train, puffed out the eyes of the conducter...and blood and snot were ripping out his eyesight!

:krystal: ????

But as always, he kept chugging along!

CHUGGA-CHUGGA-CHUGGA-CHUGGA, TOOT-TOOT!!

But one until...Charlie rigged the bridge with plastix explosives...just as the little engine was making his way across the dresser...

BOOM!

:krystal: !!!!!

The explosion happend!! Blood and guts were spitting out everywhere and...Bubba came crawling out the back door...both legs missing. He'd look right up me and say "...Payne, I can't...feel my legs."

I said "Bubba...they ain't there" and I looked down...and the little bloody noob was kicking real fast like this here. And I said "Bubba...it's 35 miles to the next town."

Next he could flip upside down and I said "You ain't gonna make it!"

:krystal: .....

All of a sudden, Charlie was all over the place. Just me and my side are...no alternatives...but the blast went out.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

:krystal: AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

Die, pig, die!! You'll never take me alive!!! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM!

:krystal: Mr. N! Mr. N!

*turns and sees Krystal* Hello...Krystal. You just missed the bedtime story!  :trollface:

:krystal:  :facepalm:

LOVE Major Payne!!

"And there was blood and guts and spit'n'ass flyin everywhere"

"An' them little bloody nubs were kickin round like this, and I said 'bubba it's 20 miles to the next med station, less you can flip up and walk on your hands you ain't gonna make it'"

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What is love

Oh baby, don't hurt me

Don't hurt me no more

Oh, baby don't hurt me

Don't hurt me no more

What is love

Yeah

Oh, I don't know why you're not there

I give you my love, but you don't care

So what is right and what is wrong

Gimme a sign

What is love

Oh baby, don't hurt me

Don't hurt me no more

What is love

Oh baby, don't hurt me

Don't hurt me no more

Whoa whoa whoa, oooh oooh

Whoa whoa whoa, oooh oooh

Oh, I don't know, what can I do

What else can I say, it's up to you

I know we're one, just me and you

I can't go on

What is love

Oh baby, don't hurt me

Don't hurt me no more

What is love

Oh baby, don't hurt me

Don't hurt me no more

Whoa whoa whoa, oooh oooh

Whoa whoa whoa, oooh oooh

What is love, oooh, oooh, oooh

What is love, oooh, oooh, oooh

What is love

Oh baby, don't hurt me

Don't hurt me no more

Don't hurt me

Don't hurt me

I want no other, no other lover

This is your life, our time

When we are together, I need you forever

Is it love

What is love

Oh baby, don't hurt me

Don't hurt me no more

What is love

Oh baby, don't hurt me

Don't hurt me no more (oooh, oooh)

What is love

Oh baby, don't hurt me

Don't hurt me no more

What is love

Oh baby, don't hurt me

Don't hurt me no more (oooh, oooh)

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GLORIA REGUS, REX, REGIS UNIVERS!

PROSAY SOLIS HOSSANA

PROTEGO SANCTUS CAUSA

PADRE ILLUMINATA!

GLORIA IN RESSURECTEM!

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I leave for one day and this place goes insane.

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That's what I was thinking of! :D

Speakin of Mario..................... (finish this sentence yourself)

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BEEALZEBUB! AS THE DEVIL HAS HIS SIGHTS FOR MEEEE FOR MEEEEEE FOR MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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:falco: women are such terrible drivers.

:panther: Why are they even out of the kitchen?

:krystal: (From kitchen) HAY I HEARD THAT!

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Scooter says don't walk, drive! My daddy always said wheels is better then heels......... Uh he was paralyzed though............ Anyway don't walk drive.

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